Game Chat

Author’s Note: Age catches up with you fast! When I first wrote this in the early 00’s, we had to key in our emojis and/or type LOL, LMAO, etc. Thinking of the future generations that may stumble upon this story, I tried my best to key in the emojis versus the symbols and modernize some the dated phrases. If I skipped over some spots, please forgive me.

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NatBLKMascTop:  Whoady! Gone to get me some pineapple juice and you kidnapped me?

PigBoiBottom:  Finder’s keepers. In virtual reality it’s all fair in love and war.

NatBLKMascTop: Don’t know you well enough to be in love, so we’re at war!

PigBoiBottom:  Yep. I thought with me having you tied up you up would’ve said it all!

NatBLKMascTop:  You got me tied down to this rail thing in some leather harness and chaps…interesting.

PigBoiBottom: …with nothing else on but a hard-on

NatBLKMascTop:  It seems you’ve captured my essence.

 

PigBoiBottom:  😂 You’re over their drinking pineapple juice and vodka?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Nope, just straight pineapple juice. I heard it makes the cum taste sweeter. I like my boys to chug not sip! 🍺 Froth and all!

 

PigBoiBottom:  😂 I bet you do!

 

NatBLKMascTop:   No doubt. Though it’s hard to find somebody to suck me until I come. It takes me a long while to do so.

 

PigBoiBottom:  How long?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Why? Want to give it a whirl?

 

PigBoiBottom:  I need to chew my meat for a while before I take a sip on some pineapple juice.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Trust. You’ll be chewing and gnawing on it a long while before a drop of pineapple juice will even dribble out.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, it’s like that?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Damn skippy, skippy.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Whatcha wearing?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  My birthday suit. You?

 

PigBoiBottom:  For real?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  My birthday suit. I gotta set Willie wild and free when I’m at home. Nah, seriously, I got on some jeans and a wifebeater.

 

PigBoiBottom:  You beat your wife?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  🤣 Nah, it’s the shirt. A tank top. You do know what a tank top is?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yeah.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Then, now you know what a wifebeater is.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Why they call it a wifebeater?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  How the fuck am I supposed to know? They just do!

 

PigBoiBottom:  That sort of sucks.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Why do you call yourself PigBoiBottom? I thought rabbits go at it harder than pigs.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Pigs are hungrier and greedier, and I like my men to be the same way, Nat?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Nat?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Isn’t that your name?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Nope.

 

PigBoiBottom:  What does the “Nat” stand for in your handle?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Natural as in Natural Black Masculine Top—there are a lot of imitators online and plus it alleviates asking about bedroom roles.

 

PigBoiBottom:  I understand that.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I come to understand that a good fifteen minutes can be wasted on a conversation that should’ve never taken place. You know what I mean?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yeah. I wasted an hour on here the other day talking to this bastard that swore up and down that he was a top. He came strutting through the door with helium heels on.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  🤣 I don’t mean to laugh, but I hear that a lot. Let me assure you that I’m 110% top.

 

PigBoiBottom:  120% would make me feel better.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  That too. To be honest, my dick up in your ass would be the thing to make you real feel better, now wouldn’t it?

 

PigBoiBottom:  You know me so well.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Tell me a little bit about yourself?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Stats?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You say tomato I say tomato. Other way around, or however that saying goes. It doesn’t work to well on screen.

 

PigBoiBottom:  No. I like your effort though. 😂 About me…about me…I’m half-Mongolian and half-Vietnamese. I was born here, raised in San Fran, moved to LA for school, and got a job shortly after graduation that landed me here in San Diego.

NatBLKMascTop:  It sounds to me like you’re an Asian-flavored man making his way down to the coast for some muy caliente!  What?  Next stop Tijuana?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yeah if they got what I’m looking for. 👀

NatBLKMascTop:  Oh. What is it that you’re looking for?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Party and bullshit.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I can get with that. Since there is obviously a cultural difference between us on racial lines, let me ask you, how do you feel about the brothas?

 

PigBoiBottom:  I love me some dark meat in my Asian-flavored ass. My last three serious relationships were with black men. I hadn’t had one since I packed and left LA, though. Meanwhile, since I moved down here to San D I have found a brown brotha or two to mess around with from around the way.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  😎

 

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, I was forgetting the rest of my stats.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Okay, shoot.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Standing at five-nine, I’m a cute and thick sporting a three-day beard and just recently shaved the hair off my head. And for most of the men that I mess around with they say for an Asian boy I got one hell of a badunakadunk.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Shit, I like that!

 

PigBoiBottom:  😎 Everybody wants to call me a cub. I’m not chubby…or cubby. I’m just a nice solid thick pig boi that’s got a metal keg rather than a six pack. With a few digital technicalities, I pretty much look like what you see in this virtual world.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  😎 I need my boys to have some meat on their bones. Makes for some serious cushion pushin’.

 

PigBoiBottom:  😂 So tell me about yourself.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Just your “average” tall, beefy black man.

 

PigBoiBottom:  You? Average?  I don’t believe it.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Nah. I thought I would give a try though.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Spill it.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  If I toldja you wouldn’t believe me. It would come off as bragging.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Try me.

NatBLKMascTop:  Okay. I’m six-three, two hundred and seventy pounds plus packing some nice body-armored muscles. As of late, people have been split down the middle in wanting to say that I have a football player build and a wrestler’s build (what’s really difference?). Most people will also swear I live at the gym, but I don’t. I simply got tired of the gym stalkers looking for some post-workout training. I’m a naturally muscled, beefy motherfucker. I have a tight flat belly, about a dozen plus tattoos and several body piercing. I have a shaven head, too.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Sounds like my kind of guy? Into leather?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Came out of the womb with a codpiece and a bullwhip.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Old Guard?

NatBLKMascTop:  I know a good bit about it to respect the game. Pretty much, I go about my own rules. Not new guard, but my own style.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Daddy? 👴🏾

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I prefer Big Poppa…and without so much gray. I got about four or five strands.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Big Poppa, eh?  Not to sound like a total size 👸🏻 but how big is Big Poppa?

NatBLKMascTop:  Big enough 🤣!

 

PigBoiBottom:  C’mon.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

 

PigBoiBottom:  C’mon.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Let’s just say it’s not for the faint of hearts.

 

PigBoiBottom:  I can respect that. So I won’t be disappointed if I saw it?

NatBLKMascTop:  A pig bottom like you wouldn’t have any complaints. You’ll be like Scarlett O’Hara in Gone with the Wind ‘you’ll never go hungry again!’ piggy boi! 🥓 😘

 

PigBoiBottom:  Is that right?  Don’t make any promises you can’t keep.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I promise I won’t write a check that your ass can’t cash in handsomely!

 

PigBoiBottom:  I can it 24/7, 365. The problem is I don’t come across too many BIG deposits that can take me out of commission.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  🤣 I’ll put you out of business AND run your sweet ass out of town. I got a big-ass boar of a dick.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Big dick, eh?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I thought that was implied. It’s so big the Post Office is considering giving it its own zip code.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Usually, I’ll dismiss that sort of bragging, but I got a funny feeling that you got a whale watcher’s dick. 😂

 

NatBLKMascTop:  A whale wishes he had so much!  I can’t lie it’s a pretty nice size. Though, I’m disappointed that Subway will only pay $5 for my foot long. 😭😭😭

 

PigBoiBottom:  Damn! Is it thick?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Very. 😈

 

PigBoiBottom:  Cut or uncut?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I got some serious foreskin, too.

 

PigBoiBottom:  I like that right there. I always got to live vicariously.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You got some on here.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Digital technicality.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You ain’t missing anything. I was supposed to have been cut too; but whoever did left so much it was like I never was. Then, too, I “grew” some more. I can take it or leave it, but cut pieces are obsessed over it.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Can you blame them?  I’m getting hard just thinking about it!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I got a feeling that you were hard already.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Who told you?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Whatcha wearing?

 

PigBoiBottom:  My birthday suit.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  For real?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Almost. I got on a jockstrap so that…

 

NatBLKMascTop:  What?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Nothing.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Tell me. Tell Big Poppa. Don’t be ashamed.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Well, I got on a jockstrap so that while I play on this computer, I can also control the speed of the vibrating bullet in my ass.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Absolutely disgusting! No, I kid! I wish I was over there so that you didn’t have to fuck with no toys.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yeah, but the real thing eventually gives out.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  So do batteries, my friend, so do batteries. You got a vibrator up your ass while talking to Big Poppa. I can’t hate on having an introduction.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Introduction?

NatBLKMascTop:  Yeah, as it is warming up your big juicy badunkadunk for me.

 

PigBoiBottom:  For you, huh?

 

NatBLKMascTop: Of course. Who else? 🤣😜

 

PigBoiBottom:  Aren’t you special?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Not yet. I will be when I crank up that vibrator and put it on full blast to see what it can really do!

 

PigBoiBottom:  Level two is pretty much all I can handle sitting at this chair.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  C’mon, I know you can crank it up a notch. I’ll let you nibble the hell out of my extra skin.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Chew, baby, chew.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  😎 Chew on it like a long-lasting stick of gum…or like some good-ass fried chicken skin. 🐓🐔🦴

 

PigBoiBottom:  😂 No doubt. Thought I should give you a heads-up, I’m not the best at giving brains. I do my thing. It’s just I sort of get carried away with having a dick in my mouth that I forget to do any pleasing.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Oh, no!!! I drunk all that pineapple juice for nothing!!!

Shit, I ain’t too worried about it. Even if you were good at giving head, I am too big of a boy for you to take down the windpipe like that. But at least I can give you your props for knowing what you can and cannot do. As long as you keep your teeth at bay, we should be good—on and off the screen.

 

PigBoiBottom:  What the hell?!?!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Oh, while you were cranking up that vibrator getting that ass super wet thinking about me in chat, I found a way to create a second me to untie the first me from that rail thing. I kidnapped you into another virtual room where I got you looking like something straight out of a Tom of Finland picture.

I started to hang you like you did me on that rail thing. Then I remembered I’m a bit more original than that, so I hung you upside down. I had your legs spread-eagle tied to the ceiling along with your arms and nutts so it looked like you were set up in an invisible sling. One of the voyeurs in the room suggested I bound your wrists together. The next logical choice was to connect your wrists and nutts by a pulley. That way when you start pulling on your wrists you’re also tormenting your beloved testicles.

Watch.

See how your mouth opened up so you can suck off my naked double while my leathered original take a crack at your piggish bubblebutt with my bullwhip.

Ain’t nothing like frying a squealing bacon-hole first thing in the morning!

PigBoiBottom: Oink! 🐽

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Good little piggy.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Good?  Great!  I’ll try my best to take care of my Big Poppa.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  That was the plan.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Even if I just get a drop of that sweet pineapples juice on my tongue, I’ll be in heaven.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I like your spirit, piggy.

 

PigBoiBottom:  I think you’ll like my ass, Pa. It’s my speci-al-ity! 🐷🍑

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Damn, you got my dick hard waiting it. 🍆💦💦💦

 

PigBoiBottom:  You were already hard weren’t you, Big Poppa?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Of course! I won’t deny it! When an Asian boi like yourself uses the word “badunkadunk” to describe his phat ass it’s definitely a turn-on!

 

PigBoiBottom:  Badunkadunk. I got a badunkadunk. Asian boi with a bundunkadunk all for Big Poppa.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You got cam?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Hell, yeah. My sound card is jacked up though, so I’ll still have to type.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Damn, you’re phyne.

 

PigBoiBottom:  You’re sexy as hell, too, Pa. I’m going to have to turn up this vibrator just to get off.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Can you swerve that camera down?

Man, that hole is shaking like it ain’t got no business.

PigBoiBottom:  Let me see that dick, Pa.

Damn, I see why you love it when they call you Big Poppa. That ain’t no dick. That shit right there is a jackhammer made for those manholes in the streets. Good Lord!

NatBLKMascTop:  Glad you like.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Explain something to me. How do you walk with that thing?

NatBLKMascTop:  One step at a time. Besides, it doesn’t always stay hard like this. I do have some control over it.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Even soft it looks like it could be a nice noticeable basket. Picnic anyone?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  It is. That’s why oversize jerseys and sagging jeans come in handy.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Trying to go for that gangsta look.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Not really, but pretty damn close. Fortunately, now that I’m semi-retired I can get away with it a bit more.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Semi-retired?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Yeah. After roaming around from thing to thing, I was fortunate enough to fall into a lucrative side career a few years back that brandish me the opportunity to break free of the grind…a little bit of it anyway.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Need to find that career. I hate to ask, but what’s your age?

NatBLKMascTop:  When I got your mouth and ass bouncing between both of my dicks, you can feel free to ask me anything you want. I’m in my late thirties. You?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Twenty-nine. You never did say where you’re from.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  East Coast.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Where?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I’m from…

 

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, I got some friends that just moved out there.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Good place to be. I left some of the best badunkadunks back that way. I wonder how you measure up.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Let me sit on your face and find out. 🍑👴🏾

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You got a smart mouth for somebody that is at my command…and for that…

 

PigBoiBottom:  You slapped an eye mask on my face.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You damn right. You’re no longer PigBoiBottom. You’re just a sloppy hole.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Hot.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Slut.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Damn right, Big Poppa.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I know you are now.

PigBoiBottom:  You slapped me! 

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I’m sorry.

 

PigBoiBottom:  You’re choking me!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I’m sorry.

PigBoiBottom:  What the hell?!?!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I just busted a nutt down your throat with plenty of icing to spare for that pretty little face of yours. Happy Birthday! 🎂💦

PigBoiBottom:  I thought it took you a long time to cum.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  It does. That why my original guy is still pounding out your asshole…in spite of you over there tightening up on that asshole trying to drain my energy. Just like in real life, I got too much stamina for your ass to take me out. PigBoi.

 

PigBoiBottom:  I got stamina, too, Big Poppa. That’s why it took two of you to take me down.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I never said you didn’t. That’s why I don’t understand if your ass is such a pig why you don’t crank that vibrator to full blast!  Have it shake like a Polaroid picture!

 

PigBoiBottom:  Is…that good…enough for…you?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Damn that’s the body rock, ain’t it?  Can you type?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, yeah…but I don’t really want to.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You want to lay down like your friend on the screen and enjoy the ride, don’t you? 🐷🕳🍆

PigBoiBottom:  Yes.

NatBLKMascTop:  Sliding in and out of that juicy badunkadunk. 🍆🍑

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yess.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You wish there was a real man ramming those walls in. 🍆🍑🕳

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yees.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Building them up and tearing them down with every hard and powerful stroke. 🍆🕳

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yeah!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Relax. There you go. Just lean back in your chair and let Big Poppa do the rest. 🍆🕳

PigBoiBottom:  Oh!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Yeah, bring that ass up a bit more to me, like I was there fucking you in that chair. 🐷🍑

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yeah! 🐽

NatBLKMascTop:  Let me take that ass from a royal warming to piston white-hot!

 

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, yeah. Ohh, yeah! I’m just a pig hole! 🐽🕳 🐽🕳🐽🕳

NatBLKMascTop:  I feel that you’re holding back on me. Turn that shit up as high as it will go.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes sir!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  How does it feel?

PigBoiBottom:  Great.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I see you over there panting. Breathe through it, motherfucker. Don’t tell me you’ve been oinking all these years and you haven’t learned Breathing 101. 🫁

PigBoiBottom:  Yes sir. 🫁

 

NatBLKMascTop:  There you go. Breathe, baby, breathe. Don’t be afraid to let your feet rest on that desk.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Ohh!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Spread that shit like you got your man diving in between them.

PigBoiBottom:  Ohh!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Spread that shit like you were my ho.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes sir. I wish you were here sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  I am. Just relax your mind and let your body flow from what you feel and what you see on screen.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  How does it feel?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Like I’m taking care of you, sir. 🕳🍆

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Watch how that mouth breathe through each stroke.

PigBoiBottom:  I have no choice, sir, my balls are bound to my wrist and if I pull back too tight…

 

NatBLKMascTop:  And here you thought you were in control.

 

PigBoiBottom:  No, sir. You are.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  That’s right. When a real man like me is digging you out you got no choice but to take a back seat. Big Poppa got you fully covered.

 

PigBoiBottom:  That’s some kick-ass insurance!

 

NatBLKMascTop:   Manners.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Sorry, sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Damn, boy you slick with sweat!

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir. That’s what happens when I got something working out my ass. I wonder if I got a vibrator here and you in me in the computer would that necessarily constitute as being double-teamed?

NatBLKMascTop:  Think of it as one in the same. You’re watching yourself getting fucked while getting fucked.

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, sir, I wish you were really here fucking me!  This may sound weird as fuck, but I can feel every stroke. Like way inside me far past this thing can go.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  That was the intention, piggy

 

PigBoiBottom:  You switched scenes?

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Nope. I just got you out of bondage and put you in a chair just like you are just so you can REALLY feel it.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir. I want to really feel it sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Do as I said before I let your mind become one with the screen. Can you feel it?

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir. Oh, yes sir.

NatBLKMascTop:  You feel this big-ass dick using that sloppy hole? 🍆🕳💦

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You hear it talking back? 📢

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, sir yes, sir!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  While you’re throwing it back?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir, yes!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You hear my balls bouncing against that phat badunkadunk back door of yours?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, God, yes! I hear you making it twerk back. Oh, damn!

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Let it talk to me. Let it say everything you can’t.

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, yes sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Damn, you’re sweating and panting even harder. Brace yourself against the back of your chair with your arm…keep those feet on that desk…there you.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Oh, damn, fuck me.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  You’re good at typing with one hand.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Thank you, sir.

NatBLKMascTop:  How’s that hole feeling?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Raw. Like an all-out gangbang.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  With one man.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir. Ohhhhhhhh.

NatBLKMascTop:  Are you…

 

PigBoiBottom:  No, sir. Not yet but getting really close.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Look at that precum just slinging from left to right from your dick.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Look at those legs quivering. Don’t push that vibrator out, now. Push that shit all the way back in. If you must, try your best to lock it in place with your ass cheeks.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir…got it.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Grab your dick and start stroking it. Stroke it to the beat of us fucking on the screen…of the vibrator in your ass, tickling your guts. There you go. There ain’t nothing like a quivering hole attached to a bawling man that is about ready to explode!

SHOOT THAT LOAD MOTHERFUCKER! SHOOT IT!

WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN, MOTHERFUCKER! 

TRY TO SHOOT IT UP IN THERE.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE A GUSHER SHOOTER.

SHOOT IT NOW!

DAMN, THAT LOOKS HOT!

Wow, I was right about your ass! You shot it up in your face. You got some on the corner of your mouth. Lick that shit with your tongue.

There you go, piggy!

 

PigBoiBottom:  Wow, sir. That was amazing.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  It ain’t over yet I’m still fucking the shit out of you.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir. I thought you came inside me after my ass clammed down on it.

NatBLKMascTop:  I even work well through pressure.

 

PigBoiBottom:  Yes, sir, you do. I want to take care of you sir. I want to see you cum sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Don’t worry about me just yet. Tell me how does your cum tastes in your mouth?

 

PigBoiBottom:  It tastes like pineapple juice, sir.

NatBLKMascTop:  It does, huh?

 

PigBoiBottom:  No, sir. I want to taste yours. I don’t care if I got to come over there or you come over here. I got to taste it sir.

 

NatBLKMascTop:  Now?

 

PigBoiBottom:  Now, sir. If you still want me and my used hole and cummy mouth?

NatBLKMascTop:  Shit, yeah! Who do you think made it the fuck that way!