Top #Selfies of the Week: Urge to Expose Top #Selfies of the Week: Urge to Expose

When the urge to expose strikes, the camera comes out. It's an unstoppable urge, like having to pee really, really bad or your urge to swallow right now because I mentioned swallowing.

It can strike at home, at the gym, in a public toilet, and in the middle of your Economics 101 final exam. Well hopefully not that last one. Because you should never expose yourself if you don't have a firm, grade-proven handle on economics.

Sometimes it's a pure urge to expose. Other times it's an urge to take just the right profile pic for the creepy hook-up app of the moment. That's not to say, you can't sift your way through the creeps to find your Prince Charming, who just happens to be 874 feet away from your present location.

I still love a good dick hang out. Quick unzip. Quick pic. And go. Then there's the guys who show off torso thinking they're not being quite as obscene and cock showers. And technically they're not. Except hot torsos are totally jerkable offable toable just like a hard cock is.

Still the winner this week (and it is a competition) is the totally nude guy taking a selfie of his asshole. He either owns the gym or has worked at at 24 Hour Fitness at 3:01 a.m. for the past six Thursdays until he's convinced nobody else works out at 3:01 a.m. on a Thursday.

Let's hope he was wrong. Because if I ran into that situation, I'd have an urge to do more than expose.

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