Top #Selfies of the Week: Jocks, Jocks and Also Jocks Top #Selfies of the Week: Jocks, Jocks and Also Jocks

Plus jocks. Because what good is working out if nobody sees. It's like if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound? Okay, not that because yes it does because that's physics. Plus animals hear it. More like if a jock strap is stuffed to maximum and nobody sees it, then why the fuck didn't that person show it to me because I want to see it, dammit!?

For the record, I am still grateful that there's such a thing as PG-rated male flesh. Sometimes, softcore is everything. Leaves something to the imagination. But also, with a BLANK like that (and fill in the blank depending on which picture you're looking at above), my imagination has a lot to occupy it.

I was in a locker room with a no cell phone policy (as is smart) this past weekend. And some guy was browsing his phone in the sauna. I kept an eye on it and he never raised it up and I wasn't naked anyhow (unless he has some x-ray vision app). 

So I was left with regret. Didn't he at least want to take my picture/ Am I not even worthy of violating the privacy of? Perhaps his memory was full with selfies. I'll keep an eye out.

Meanwhile, why can't I run into a guy mid-selfie in a locker room? I guess that's what 24 Hour Fitness if for. Makes it trickier.

Whether a jock at home or at the gym, I'm happy to take a peek. And sometimes more than a peek. I'll need to study that bulging jockstrap so I can pick it out in a crowd and say hi.

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