Top #Selfies of the Week: Dick Parade

Pride parade season is winding down most places. Floats have been disassembled, sequined fabrics folded up, and gay-bashing fascist lunatics have put away their baseball bats. Because they never bought them to actually play baseball.

So it's important to remember that it's always time for a dick parade!

Followed by an ass parade. That works too.

Now in an actual pride parade, if you have a motorized float, there has to be a volunteer minding each tire, to make sure no gay babies are un over or anything. So in the dick parade, each dick needs four volunteers to mind it.

I see a lot of happy dicks at this parade. Four on one is a good ratio. Though it could lead to a bit of squabbling, like jackals and vultures fighting for scraps.

Pretty gay jackals and pretty gay vultures fighting for pretty gay scraps that is.

Now what t-shirt could I wear in the dick parade? Assuredly something with Dick Van Dyke. That was easy. He's cute! And he has a dick! Fine qualities.