Top #Selfies of the Week: Dick, Dick and Dick Top #Selfies of the Week: Dick, Dick and Dick

At some point in the 21st century, the percent of guys with naked selfies online will exceed 50%. Then the scandal will be that someone hasn't posted a naked selfie. Like, can you believe the only people who have seen that guy's hard dick are his lovers? WTF?

Yeah, it's all going to get backwards and eat itself. Exhibitionism is a pretty aggressive act after all. It changes things. So what side of history will you be on? Maybe your cock can be the one that pushes society over the brink into a brave new pornographic world. That would be lovely.

To help shape our collective future, I would like to suggest more getting head POV shots. That's right, stills of a dude going down on your shaft. Just like a mirror selfie, it's still a face and a cock, just those of two different people. Or three if you have enough cock for two guys to suck at the same time.

At some point, photography will be 3D and porn will be able to be seen as holograms, like on a holographically projecting coffee table. Want to see the rear view of a selfie? Walk around to the other side of the table. Lines will blur between fantasy and reality. Dicks will squirt. I can't wait.

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