Top #Selfies of the Week: Meat Hook

How fucking tempting are these guy's cocks? Like bait on a hook. Except the bait is the hook because once you get one of these cocks in your mouth, you're caught. And will definitely go for seconds, even if it means getting in line.

So by this measure, which is the most effective bait? Please don't make me choose. And I won't make you choose. Unless you choose all six.

And does 1, 5, 5, 7, 2, 10 mean anything to you? Those are the clock directions these cocks are pointing. Good thing I don't believe in numerology as I'd then be distracted from their cocks.

As bait goes though, I find the business guy on the bottom left the most seductive. I can't help it. Something about the angle, thickness, curve, sack and lack of a fucking gay wedding ring adds up to me being netted.

The guy on the tanning bed without eye protection needs a lecture on the dangers of UV rays on corneal health. And I want to suck his dick. Probably before the lecture.

I'm digging the guy on the top left for the sheer spread of his thighs. So damn inviting. And those calves? Worship-ready.

I'm hooked.