Public Exposure: What Are Clothes?

What's this "clothes" thing people keep talking about? Because whatever they are, these guys never quite heard of them. Or just think of them as something quite temporary and inconsequential.

I hope I end up meeting one of these guys in a normally fully-clothed situation and he just happens to be in a zero clothes moment.

Like I go shopping for a couch and the sales guy just happens to be naked. Which is totally a plus to build trust since he can speak from the heart (and ass) about being naked on a particular couch. I'm guessing leather may be too squeaky when your sweaty ass is riding it. 

Or I go to a coffee shop with outdoor seating and there's a naked guy. Making the coffee shop a so-called third place for his third leg.

Or I go to an orgy and there's a fully dressed guy. Or wait, that's backwards.

As for the larger groups of naked guys here, in some ways that desexualizes it, making it a buddy thing. Though add one more guy to the mix, and make the naked guys stare him down and all sorts of possibilities arise. Like when a bar locks the door but some folks stay behind well after hours to hang out and go fucking crazy.

Most of all this time, I'm digging the vintage shot of the guy in all that tumult just naked as hell, maybe even eyeing the possibly gay guy taking the picture. Saying stick around later and we can hang out one on one. Yes, I hope that's what he said because he may have made that one guy very happy.