Public Exposure: Shocking Showoffs

This guy has super scandalized what was certainly a chaste, unworldly truck driver. It could be perceived as a desperate invitation to be fucked if it weren't for truck drivers being on rather exacting schedules.

Hopefully the mooning was near the offramp to the rest stop so a romantic connection could be made.

In moments lacking in actual romance, I find that just calling them romantic anyway does the trick. Like "Wow, that guy exposing himself at the restaurant is sure romantic." 

Just that scene in Lady and the Tramp with the two dogs sharing the single strand of spaghetti. Except it's one dog. I mean one person. And it's not spaghetti. It's cock. And it's not Disney. It's life. But otherwise, totally the same.

The random dick pop out and pretending to not notice is totally an expert exhibitionist move. And I think it's mainly what parks were made for. Because it's a bit harder to pull off at the mall. Though don't let it stop you when I'm around.

I like to watch. Don't you?