Public Exposure: Naked Men Everywhere

Naked men everywhere is either terrifying or awesome, depending on the men. Like if you're at a restaurant, probably you don't want to see naked men everywhere. But if you're in the restaurant parking lot, then totally bring on the men.

So many awesome things happen in parking lots, like blowjobs and stolen kisses. And maybe stolen hubcaps.

I don't know who the hell or why the hell that swarm of guys is on that fence. I guess a belated invasion minus the Trojan horse. Or they are drunk and crazy.

Correction: naked and drunk and crazy.

The guy full-on jacking off on public transport has a key ability to quickly get to that masturbation happy place, then pull his pants up and read a dumb magazine nonchalantly. 

Which is what print magazines are mostly for now. Masturbation cover. And horrible perfume samples.

I suddenly have an urge to go to one of those Holiday Inns with an indoor courtyard. Then I'd spot some sexed up travelers playing naked mini-golf. Or lounging under fake palm trees. 

I'm assuming that's what happens there. That's what it would take for me to give it four stars anyhow.