Well some of these guys do rest squarely in "letting it all hang out" territory. Because being fully nude on the hood of your car on the side of the highway? That is a lifestyle choice.
And jacking off amid the library stacks? That is kind of creepy as fuck. Unless it's in the section where they keep all the tedious Henry James novels. Being squired on would make them more bearable.
Now let us take a moment to revel in how the beach guy's dick is arranged. One word: looooooong.
There's a lot to be said for a basic big bulge, tight shorts, dick hanging out of shorts leg thing. I vote yes, yes, yes.
You know who else I'm voting for this week, too. Whoever invented library cards. And whoever doesn't want to take away my rights to gay pornography. And I know who she is.
Seriously though, does that guy own the library? It is a crime if he's discovered, so I just don't really get it. Maybe 3 am in a college library with a buddy looking out.
Is there a job title for an exposure monitor? I think it's similar to working at Old Navy, a true hotbed of perversion. The dressing rooms have to be hosed down at the end of the day.
No wait, I mean the actual Navy. Good times.