Public Exposure: Cock vs. Ass vs. Bulge vs. Thighs

One of the secrets of being a voyeur is that you don't have to get a secret thrill just from actual exposed stuff that would normally be covered up according to prudish laws. Meaning, yeah public cock is for sure thrilling to see. Except when it's that of Mike Pence (who I've heard has a Ken Doll-like appearance underneath it all, allegedly). 

But potentially more so are obscenely muscular and spread thighs. Or a big bulge in a singlet. I still feel like I'm seeing something obscene.

Obscene in a good way. Not obscene as in fuck over poor people. That's bad obscene. But committing a beautiful obscenity (as John Waters coins it) is to be applauded.

By slapping your dick into your palm to make a sort of applause sound. Which is officially the "sound of one hand clapping" of lore. 

But dammit, can these folks put up an exhibitionist schedule? Like when will you be riding your bike naked? When will you be naked with your buddy tugging on your dick head while your friends giggle semi-homoerotically?

And what class are you taking in which you pull your pants down? Because if it's Italian, I've always wanted to learn to speak Italian. At least the phrase "Meet me in the alley behind the school after class so I can you know what your you know what with my you know what. Twice."

Google says that's: "Incontriamoci nel vicolo dietro la scuola dopo le lezioni in modo da poter sai che cosa il vostro sai cosa con il mio si sa che cosa. Due volte."

Or I'll just drop to my knees. That should get the point across in any language.