Flashback: Vintage Stud Explosion

9 Dec 2016

Flashback: Vintage Stud Explosion

Break out your time machine and let's go on a trip. Set that machine to the swinging '60s and the swinging '70s and the swinging '80s. That's a lot of swinging.

And when there's swinging, there's this thing called a key party. You drop your house keys in a bowl and pick up someone else's. Then you ejaculate in the bowl. There may be some intermediate steps there.

Flashback: Vintage Stud Explosion

So while in our time machine, we could ask a '60s guy to join us in the '80s, then after we orgy it all up, we could travel to 1977 and buy every Star Wars action figure and keep them in mint condition including the alternate Princess Leia sold only in the UK.

Then we could bring a '70s guy into an orgy with the '80s guy and the '60s guy and us. Math is sexy.

I'm not able to pick a favorite among these guys. So I"m stuck thinking of them in all sorts of combinations. I encourage you to do the same.