Flashback: Pre-Internet Muscles and Dick and Ass

When you're pre-something, you don't know you're pre-it. You just are. Still in their time, thousands of folks still saw these, whether in wink-wink physique mags or blatant gay porn. Saw and sometimes ejaculated upon.

That doesn't work as well with pics on the internet. There's no MacRag. Though all this marketing about water-resistant devices is likely trying to reach the massive cum spray audience. And sailors. 

Sometimes there's an overlap there. A muscular, spasmodic, splattery overlap. 

Since not enough is being done about climate change (besides in the wrong direction by polluters who hate Earth and their own children) at some point vintage outdoor pics will also turn us on in relation to nature.

Remember when there were trees? Why even a tacky indoor fern will be arousing and there will be a porn mag called Mother Earth. I likely won't subscribe to that though. Well, maybe for the articles.

In the meantime, I would like to hop in that jacuzzi and join in. Not in a rushed manner, but languidly, with an extra helping of personal sleaze. I have a lot of that to offer. And it's timeless.