Flashback: Pick Up Tricks

21 Apr 2017

Flashback: Pick Up Tricks

If you could go back in time and use your time-honored pick-up techniques on any of these guys, would they work?

You can rule out a hook-up app being effective. Technically, if you brought your cell with you, it's battery would last for only so long and though there were some limited cell-phones in I think the '70s, the Grindr readout would be very confused and say something like "100 feet and 20 years away." 

But more manual pick-up techniques could prove to be timeless. Like pulling your pants down and bending over.

Flashback: Pick Up Tricks

Or opening your mouth and getting on your knees.

Or paying a guy $10 which back then would get you four hours of outcall massage followed by a good old toe fucking followed by a high-class date with the guy taking you to a Broadway show.

I may have my time travel exchange rates a bit wrong. But you can just bring cash as long as it's not dated in the future. 

So probably what is timeless is flattery and a hand job. Nobody turns down either. Except that damn self-effacing Gandhi. He's so not into getting a hand job. But a personable bodybuilder? Why do you think they lift weights in the first place?