Flashback: Cock Workout

When is somebody going to put out the Vintage Gay Sex Hunk Penis Ass Workout? Emphasis on the "put out" part.

Because bending over a trash can and getting spanked and fingered does wonders for one's glutes. As well as the forearms and grip strength of the spanker. 

Then there's the hours of mustache combing involved in the vintage daddy stache situation. That's an excellent shoulder workout. And helps improve fine motor control. 

Then there's the 80 degree angle extreme cock suck position, which works abs, arms, lower back, and lower throat. 

They do talk about how sex burns calories but tend to focus strictly on the cardiovascular aspect. Sometimes sex can be anaerobic, like lifting weights. Especially if a cock weighs 25 pounds.

So I guess the Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana was really the original Jane Fonda Workout. Which I'm sure is an offensive thing to say for somebody. So I've done my job. Now jack your cock to this shit. Pardon my language.