Chaturbate with GayDemon: Masturbation Party Chaturbate with GayDemon: Masturbation Party

It's time for a masturbation party, y'all! So break out the Cool Ranch Doritos® and Cool Ranch Lube™, hop on over to Chaturbate and pop one out.

You can probably tell I read some crap about the power of positive thinking, thus my strangely perky attitude. I've tried positive thinking at the gym, hoping certain guys spontaneously start masturbating as part of their workouts, until the jerking reaches a critical mass and it's a full-fledged party. But they just work out and leave eventually.

I've also tried positive thinking at the grocery store, hoping for a sexually romantic chance encounter halfway between the bananas and bread. I'd even have gluten-free sex if the guy wanted. But nothing. The closest I come to excitement is buying a scratch lottery ticket and losing.

I've also tried positive thinking in my building's laundry room. Maybe some guy who ran out of underwear will fold his laundry exuberantly, causing dick swinging in his sweats. Alas, no.

So I'm going to go with the positive thinking that Chaturbate is a constant masturbation party. It's a sure bet, but I'm going to pretend it's my positive thinking that makes it happen. After all, what's a sexual showoff without someone to watch and jerk off to him?

This is your cue for some positive thinking of your own. As well as some instinctive masturbation that doesn't require much thinking at all. Sign up for free on Chaturbate now. That way, you can have a voice in each guy's chat/cam room. Even if that voice just says: "Unnnnhhh" or "Mmmmmmm"everyone at the party will understand what you mean.

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