Ask GayDemon: Uncut Penis Drama

My boyfriend is uncut and he loves it when I nibble and suck his foreskin. I love doing it, but sometimes his cock isn't very clean, it's downright stinky after a long day at work. This is a big turn-off for me. How can I tell him to hop in the shower without totally killing the mood? Or do I just grin and suck it and run for the mouthwash afterwards?

-Fearful of Funky Foreskin

Running for the mouthwash is out. Not because of the mouthwash part. But rather running away from someone immediately after sex isn't super romantic. Plus it doesn't solve the issue, just preps you to have fresher breath for after, such as to kiss another guy. Or if you're being faithful, to kiss your boyfriend.

Many human smells are not appealing in some contexts but are in others. If you're super turned on, or even regular turned on, in his natural, cleanliness-abandoned foreskin scent, you'd be begging him to avoid the shower. As you two haven't talked about this at all, even in some smell fetish dirty talk, consider that he's not busy smelling himself and even if he does, it's not offensive to him.

But the fact is, it is offensive to you. So unless you have a side fetish on not telling someone what your needs are, and you get off on being with a selfish partner (even an unwittingly selfish one), then just tell him the issue.

Don't use words like stink or odor. But relate it to morning breath. Anyone can understand bad breath and should be self-conscious about it (for the social reasons and because it can be a sign of poor dental health). So just say "I love your foreskin and I need to be honest with who I love. So I need to talk to your foreskin for a minute. Hey foreskin, you have the genital equivalent of bad breath. I want to lavish you with attention and affection and I'm sure you want that too, so please freshen up. Every time."

Because you're not talking about simple sweat, like you both naturally experience during sex. But something that is an actual negative. If he's defensive about it, it's up to you if you want to make it a deal breaker, but at that point, it's no longer about the actual foreskin smell, but rather his lack of flexibility in an objectively reasonable request.

If he's really stubborn about it, then you can break up wth him and direct him to find a stinky foreskin fetishist, though I have a feeling the emotional and romantic connection he has with you may take second place to his foreskin. Or twentieth place. Then the guy will ditch him if he actually showers.

If you're still feeling shy about communicating, then take a shower together, clean him yourself and say you love when his foreskin is all fresh from the shower. You love his natural smell and taste fresh from the shower. Say fresh from the shower about 45 times while sucking his dick and playing with his foreskin. That ought to do it. Clean foreskin hypnosis is very 2017.

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