Ask GayDemon: Hard to Shop for Daddy

4 Dec 2016

Ask GayDemon: Hard to Shop for Daddy

Ask GayDemon: Hard to Shop for Daddy

It's coming up to Christmas and my partner is one of those men that has everything and wants for nothing. What do you get a hot daddy type who enjoys the finer things in life? I'm so stuck, please help!
-Empty Handed Boy

This question implies that you spend time away from him when really your mouth should be latched onto his cock, sucking for dear life pretty much all the time. You did say, he enjoys the finer things in life, right? I assume you're talking about your body as it takes a lot to keep a hot daddy satisfied, what with all the competition. Got to be the best boy you can be, as there's plenty around the corner.

Oh wait, he cares about you the individual, not the type, and you care about him the individual, not the type.

So the answer is within you. What are his interests? What's important to him? A charitable donation in his name could be the way to go. Just pick a well-researched, valid charity that you know he and you both care about. Like mustache combs for destitute daddies or services for homeless LGBT youth. Or services for homeless LGBT mustaches.

If I were you, I'd go handmade. Even if you're not crafty, you can figure something out. You can even take an art class to learn how to make something for him. Or take a cooking class and make his favorite meal. Then make it again a week later.

This is one of those "object of affection" problems. Which is a fairly sweet gay movie with Paul Rudd and a semi-insufferable Jennifer Aniston. Sorry for the redundancy there. Just remember you're you, and you're the one he wants to be with. You're not an object. He has plenty of things. And even if one of the gifts is an actual thing, it's okay if it's not among the "finer" things, as everyone needs to mix it up a little.

You're his ultimate "finer" thing.

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