"Oh Christ!" Hank, get your underwear on. Go make the bed in our room. If this dude asks. Tell him you're the maid."
"Hello??" It's Pastor Deans."
"Pulling up his pants Joe races to turn on the coffee machine."
Walking down the hall the Pastor walked right into the master bedroom where Hank was making the bed.
"You shouldn't be making the bed in your underwear?"
"Oh!"
The Pastor turned away from Hank. "Where are you, Joesph?
"In the kitchen."
Turning back to Hank who was now naked. Getting hysterical, the Pastor backed away. "Why are you naked, young man?"
"You told me not to make the bed in my underwear."
"Dear me. "Where are you, Joesph?"
"Go back the way you came and make a left."
"Oh, here you are. I must say your maid is doing his job naked."
"Don't let him get to you. He's from the Caribbean. Now have a seat. Can I get you a cup coffee?"
"Yes, please. That boy should be clothed. He stood up strained his neck to see the maid again. While he did that Joe put a shot and a half of Whiskey into the Pastor's coffee."
Joe poured the Pastor a cup. "Sit down, please, "
"I am on a mission. Homosexuals are gathering in Providence Town also known as P-Town. I intend on converting them to Christianity and move them away from their homosexuality." The Pastor nodded.
"What if they reject your invitation?" Joe asked.
They will be told there won't be any room for them in heaven and they will burn for all eternity. That'll change their minds."
Can I get you some more that coffee?
"Oh, yes please that is very tasty. It's very nice of you to offer me a room for the night. My sister told me you insisted I stay here."
With a frozen fake smile, "Did she?" Joe poured more whiskey in the coffee.
Winston entered the kitchen bare chested wearing short-shorts. This must be Cindy's brother, the Bastard ...
Joe was quick to correct. "That's Pastor."
"Oh. What's a pastor do?"
"I keep watch over my flock. Son, you're barely dressed. You need to put more clothes on. God does not like nudity."
"I know but my boyfriend likes me nearly naked."
"WHAT? Boyfriend! Are you a fornicator?"
"No, Presbyterian."
At that moment the whiskey was taking effect and Bryce walked in and went straight up to Winston and they started making out. lips on lips.
"I demand to blow ... I mean know ... what's going in this louse ... I mean house." Pastor was just a little drunk when the twins walked in. Joe had given them explicit instructions. Ross walked over to The Pastor and forcefully started kissing him but suddenly the drunk Pastor stopped fighting it and began kissing back.
Meanwhile Cody unbuckled The Pastor's pants and pulled them down. His eight-inch cock popped up totally hard as the rock of Gibraltar. Everyone thought it was rather odd that this pious man of God who took pleasure in telling others how to live their lives was wearing a black sexy sheer bikini.
But what was that humming sound?
And then, cue the music, an even stranger moment struck everyone in the room when Joe discovered and pulled out of the pious Pastor's butthole an extra-large vibrator egg set on full blast. Between the five shots of whiskey on an empty stomach and the pot in the air of Joe's apartment, the pastor was singing Disco Inferno too stoned to know what the fuck was going on!
And then every man in the room took down their pants whacking their cocks and formed a line. And the gang bang began.
Cindy broke up with Joe the next morning.
