You just Hit My Car You Phat Ass Fuck

Doug look out of his window and saw his neighbour from 2 doors away hitting his car as he was parking and it wasn’t the first time that he had done it. The last time he confronted him for doing the same thing, they had a blazing row outside the house and all of their neighbours came out to watch them, and he really embarrassed by his response as he completely lost control. The Arrogant Dumb Fuck denied his accusation telling him in his foreign accent which grated on him, that he must be mistaken and to ‘prove it’ “that I hit your old car idiot.”

Doug wanted tear his head off but could not risk getting arrested which would not go down well with his employers, so he was really frustrated. This occurred about 2 months ago and his neighbours seeing him ‘losing it’ was shameful. Doug was a 35-year-old with Dad Bod with dark hair which was thinning by the day and had dark blue eyes. He was a hairy fucker with a five o’clock shadow. He dressed quite conservatively for his executive role in a big firm in the City which kept him busy and he did not suffer fools gladly.

“That Fat Arrogant Fuck” he said to himself and this time before he ran out of the house to confront him, he needed proper proof. After the incident stated above, he invested in some CCTV and checked it and saw exactly what had happen, thus gaining the proof that he needed.  As he had not long been in from work and it was Friday evening, so he said to himself “I’ll sort it out in the morning.”

The guy who by now he despised, had moved into his neighbourhood about a year ago. He was tall, wide, and fat and he wore in Doug’s opinion some garish foreign clothes. He was about 25 maybe 26 and he was not sure where he was from, but he could be either Greek, Italian, Bulgarian or someplace where he did not care about and wish he would fuck off back there as he was irritating the hell out of him.

He wasn’t ‘Racist’ he reckoned, but this ‘Dick Head’ really got his goat. However, it could be ascertained that Doug clearly was racist, which he tried to hide living in multicultural neighbourhood. He knew however that moving to a more conservative white only area would bring more drama that he did not need so he reckoned “I might as well stay here, besides the ethnic men around this neighbourhood are so Hot.”

It did not help that the Guy who hit his car and his 5 pals and their girlfriends were making a racket playing some funny sounding music loudly which hurt his eyes,  and they were dancing and having fun. He had to admit some of the guys pals were hot, all dark haired and hairy and enjoyed being around each other which he liked a lot, though more than he was willing to admit. They were generally having a good laugh, which infuriate him somewhat. He was getting more and more frustrated and angry and so wanted to confront him, but as they say revenge is best served cold when least expected.

So, the next day about 10.30am, he saw the guy looking worse for wear hungover and holding his head. He was wearing long baggy T Shirt and a Jean shorts which kept on riding down his Fat Ass showing off his red undershorts which clung to his fat ass cheeks. “Hey Buddy, I want a word with you.” “What not you not today, go away” he snapped holding his head? “Ok I just call the Cops then yeah?” His face dropped and he looked panicked. “Hey, Hold On Wait, oh my god my head, What do you want?”

“Come inside and I will show you, you first” Doug ordered, and he followed the man into his house and his eyes were burning into his big ass which wobbled. “Sit” he said, and the chair barely contained his oversized butt cheeks. He put the television on. “You hit my car again” he snapped. “Oh, not this again I did not hit up your Stupid Car” he started to raise his voice, until he was shown the CCTV evidence. “Shit” Doug heard him say and he could see he was trying to think of a way out and he put his head in his hands and groaned as he had a heavy night and he planned to go out today ,as he promised his girl they would go to the beach at lunch time.

Eager to get away, he said “Ok I pay you for the damage, what is the price?” Doug said a price. “I don’t have that amount of money.” “Yeah well that car you own, would have cost enough and you were partying hard with alcohol and drugs making a lot of noise last night, with your group of Hot Dumb Ass Buddies.” “That must have cost you enough cash so cut the crap” he said assertively. “I don’t have the money” the guy repeated “and what do you mean my ‘Hot Dumb Ass Buddies’, you American Faggot.”

Doug pick up his phone and pretend to dial the cops. “Yes, Police Please and my emergency is” and before he could say anymore the panicked stricken look on the guys face made him hang up the pretend call. “Please I can’t mess about with the cops otherwise I will go back to jail and be deported.” He had been arrested twice before and the third time meant it would be game over for him in the United States and he knew it. Besides, he had a good life here, a job that paid well and good friends, which he did not want to lose.

He was sweating like crazy hungover, and his bearded face and big eyes were looking at Doug with glimmer of hope that this older Gay Man would be swayed by his, in his opinion cute boyish looks. He knew he was gay, as he keeps on seeing men coming and leaving his home and there was no wife or girlfriend about that about that he could see. “Stupid Fag” he said to himself.

He stood up and said “I can’t play you now but I have to go to pick up my girlfriend to take her out to the beach and I will come by you later to sort out how I pay you.” “I don’t think so as you won’t come back, and you made me look like a fool in front of the neighbours a few months ago.” Looking at Doug’s face he could see that he was serious and as he had forgot about their altercation, a few days later after bad mouthing him to his friends, this was a surprise that the guy was still upset.

He felt a little bad, as in his culture you did not disrespect older folk and he could see that Doug was still upset. “Sorry I upset you, what can I do to make it right.” He saw the man looking at him and felt uncomfortable. “What your name?” “Borka.” “Well Borka do you want a drink, a beer?” “Yes please.”  He gave it to him and asked him, “where are you from?” “Bulgaria in Eastern Europe.” “Ah what’s that like?” “Ok but there no work or money there and my cousin who lives here, sent for me” and he was looking more relaxed.

“Oh, do you work?” “Yes, in garage” and he stood up and stretched and his hairy stomach was displayed, and he turned round looking about room flashing his red underpants and the man eyes latched on to them.  “Do you live here with your wife?” “No, I’m not married and live here alone since my partner moved out.” “Oh, are you queer?” “Yeah, I am.” “Oh ok” he looked surprised? “So, you suck cock?” “Yes and Eat Ass.” Borka sat down looking stunned and his sphincter snapped shut.

“You mean?” “Yes.” “Why?” “Because I do, and I love it, have you ever eaten your girl’s ass out?” “NO WAY That’s Nasty.” “Why?” he shrugged struggling to find the word thinking is this guy’s joking and seeing his face he knew he was serious. “I tell you what, if you let me eat your fat hairy ass out, I will take off some of the money of money that you owe me?” He was looking at him in his eyes, and without thinking he touched his face running his hand over the Borka’s stubble and lent over and planted his lips on his staring at him.

“When do you have to go to meet your girl?” “In about an hour.  “Great let’s get these off” and he pulled him up and he tugged the guy t shirt off and undid his belt and unzipped his shorts and tug them down and stripped his red undershorts off. Borka stood their stunned, naked and was stoic and Doug squeezed and pinched his fat man tits and caressed his neck and belly. He was thinking “any minute this big lug is going to punch my head in,” But he was too busy dealing with this turn of events, his hangover and how was he going let his girl and his friends know that he was going to be late for their trip and how soon could this ordeal be over.

His cousin Boyan who saw him go into Doug’s house laughing his head off and would be less than amused to see this was happening to him now. They were similar, but he was slimmer and much more muscular than Borka and was born in the USA. Doug stripped and was hugging the guy and was grabbing his fat ass which was massive. “Kneel on here,” “What” “Kneel down you Fat  Bulgarian Fuck” and he position him exactly how he wanted him on his knees on the sofa, his legs spread wide, his ass up and open showing off his dark hairy ass hole and his ass was covered with dark fur.

Looking at the hungry desire in the older guys eye he shuddered thinking “let’s get this over with AND I will laugh about it with Boyan and my Friends later.” “Mmmmm” he murmured as his Dank hole was attacked by Doug’s thick tongue which latch on and started munching at his hole. He was quivering at the intensity that he did not expect. “Hold On Stop” he cried. “No way you have a ‘Tasty Fat Cunt’ and I have got only 45 minutes ,before you go and meet your girl, so shut up and push back in to me and shake your Fat Ass” and embarrassed Borka buried his head into the back of the sofa and the beer had taken the edge off his hangover. He pushed back ass ordered and felt a glow go right through him.

Doug’s face and head were being smother by the guys meaty flanks and if he could, he would have stuck his head up his Ass quite literally. Borka heard somebody squealing and realised with a start that it was him. He never felt anything like this and reached back and pulled the man’s head into him almost smothering him and would not let go. Doug was in ASS heaven and was sucking, chewing, teasing and inserted his long tongue deeper into man fat, sweaty, puffy hole and pushed harder into him.

Borka was determine not to enjoy it but the way the man was teasing his sensitive anal lips and was plunging his tongue deep into his ass snatch, which was opening and closing like flower, he squirmed. The ass eating was intense, and the man’s thick tongue tickled him making him giggle and squirm further. His sweaty tasty ass pussy was tongued fucked out for a further 30 minutes and he was overcome by the sensation of it. What a picture this was, seeing Doug head buried as far as he could into the straight Bulgarian man ass snatch.  

As Doug continue munching on his sweaty crack, Borka looked at the time and thought “oh fuck I’m going to be late” and his phone started to ring. He was too far gone to answer it and thrusting his ass back, he ejaculated on the sofa cushion below him and cried “oh fuck, oh fuck” and Doug continued his full out assault on the man ass hole , whilst manhandling his big fat hairy ass cheeks smacking them hard. He came up for air and said, “it looks like you got to go and meet you girlfriend?” “Yeah, I got a few more minutes” the Bulgarian muttered not wanting to leave.

“Borka I want to fuck you in your fat ass as you have the tastiest juiciest ass cunt that I have had in a long time.” “I know you must go now, but maybe you can come and see me later and we can work off some more of your debt.” “What with my Ass?” “Yes, as I want to fuck you?” “No that is not on.” “Fair enough what do you think of my eating your ass out?” He had to admit it was a turn on. “So, image after the pleasure as I put this inside you, and he pointed to his enormous cock which was 12 inches of phat hard meat.

The Bulgarian gulped and said, “I can’t take that big thing,” unable to take his eyes of it. He pulled him up and handling his sweaty bod and grabbing his fat rump Doug murmur, you can and it will fit in perfectly in your Ginormous Ass, so come back later and let’s see how we get on.” “I’m not” he gulped but he wanted some more of the ass eating as it felt good. “Maybe I” and he made a wanking motion “can I do this?” “NO, I want to be inside of your Big Ass Cunt” Doug said in stern tone, “but yes you can wank me and maybe suck me off.” Borka shudder and got dressed and left.

Half an hour later there was knock on the door and Boyan was at the door. “Can I come in Doug?” “Yeah sure.” “What’s up, well you had my cousin in here Borka, what did you want?” and he told him? “He is Young, Dumb and Foolish, give him a break.” “OK Why was he here so long” he said. “We were talking about your home country” and out of the corner of his eye he saw his cousins large red undies on the floor. He guessed straightway what was going on as Borka look sex flushed, as he left his neighbour house and was sweating ,so he had to run and change his clothes and ran out to be with his girlfriend and friends. Boyan asked himself “what he had been doing for so long, as he failed to answer him and ran out of the house looking embarrassed.

“Doug have you been banging my cousin?” he accused? Doug look at him and said, “No why do you asked?” “As his underpants are on your floor and he had a band of sex sweat on his face when he came home.  “He does not like men he is heterosexual and loves women.” “Ok What do you mean?” “I said ok, but he tasted great.” “What do you mean he tasted great?” “I Mean that your cousin has a Fat Sweaty Ass, which I have just eaten out and made him cum.” “I did not fuck him, so go away yeah.”  Doug was tired and fed up and by now he should have been balls deep in the guy’s fat sweaty ass hole and his dick was throbbing. Yet this guy was in his house irritating him, and as all he wanted to do was have a shower, to toss off and to have a short nap.

Looking directly at Boyan, he said “do you want me to eat you out as well? “Withing hesitating, he cried “Yes,” as he loved his ass being eaten out and told Doug that only the other week one of his customers wanted to thank him after he fixed his car personally.  He worked at the same garage as his Cousin, as the Manager. “He said no problem it was a pleasure come in my office to settle up” and one thing led to another and the guy blew him and ate him out, making him squirm. He had to bite on his knuckles, trying not to scream as his co-workers, 8 big bulky Bulgarians were just a few feet away. He came twice and the guy left with big smile on his face. “Hey what were you up to in there, Fucking him in the Ass?” Georgi and Kostadin Identical twins shouted, and he stuck his fingers up them and closed the door and cracked out another load.

“That was amazing” but alas he had no one to talk to it about. Now all he could see was his Cousin Borka fat ass smothering Doug’s Face. “I wonder if he sat his Big Ass on his face?” as his cousin had a large rump, he said to himself. “What are you wating for then, drop your pants” and although Boyan’s Ass was smaller, it was just as tasty and like with his Cousin, who Doug really preferred, he was soon munching away and he was harder on the guy and was in ASS heaven for the second time that day and was sucking, chewing, teasing and inserted his long tongues as far as it would go, into the man’s puffy hairy hole. 

He was on his back, with his hairy long legs were hooked under his arms thus displaying himself fully. Doug knew he could push the guy further and started sucking him off and fingering him. He managed to stick 3 fingers inside his hole which felt stretched and the small button inside him was stroked and the combination sent Boyan over the edge and he came and did not hold back wailing the place down. His legs were still spread wide open and Doug was still fingering him, and he was moaning loudly.

“Hey, calm down you bring in the neighbours.” “I can’t you too good and so out of order fingering my asshole like that.” “Shall I remove them?” “No keep them in my ass. “Don’t you mean your Man Cunt?” he smirked. “My Man Cunt” he laughed. “Am I better that my cousin?” “I don’t want to say,” and the man’s face fell. “Look you are fitter, and he drives me crazy with his Bad Boy attitude, but you are something else really.” Which made him blush.

“Yes, you are Cousin” Borka snarled waling in and catching them. “What, so you are into guys now you queer” he started raising his voice. He was in a pair of swim shorts vest and towel and perspiring with the heat and his face was red and he was scowling. “To think I can have stay with my girl and came back to ….” and he stopped. “You came back to what to have your FAT ASS EATEN OUT BY THIS GAY MAN?” “Oh, you’re an Asshole, Bastard,” and a torrent of swearwords in their mother tongue were exchanged. It was fascinating to watch them arguing and shouting with each other and Doug was turn on.

“Calm down Cousin, it not as if I am screwing your women is it?” “That is not the point, it is bad enough that you keep on hitting on my girlfriends and now you are doing the same with my ‘ Ass Eating Man friend here, and am robbing me of getting my fat ass eaten out again as well as the possibly of me getting fucked in my man cunt with his foot long prick.” He stopped looked at his cousin and started to laugh realising what he had confessed to, and that set off all three of them off roaring with laughter.

“ Oh Cousin, that’s so funny  ‘Your robbing me of getting my fat ass eaten out again’ and when since did you want to get fuck in the ass by a Man.” “Ever since this afternoon, when I saw that and can’t get the sight of it out of my head” and Doug’s 12 Inch Dick was standing at full mast, spewing pre cum which dripped on the floor.  “God Damn Doug who knew you were so well hung, may I and Boyan touched it and it throbbed in his hand. “Want to try it” he said? “No Way, that’s too big.” “What about you Borka?” “YES” he said straight away. “I’m prepared” and without hesitating he adopted the same position as earlier on in the day making his Buttocks shake.

Doug was straight in there going harder than before and inserted several fingers and urged him to breathe and push back and greased him up, and his previous preparation was useful. “Guide me into your Cousin” and Boyan did but first inserted his own fingers inside his cousins moist hole which sucked him in almost trapping him and he slapped his fat ass several time and mutter in their language “I am going to be inside you tonight, so no argument!” “Yes Sure”, he replied and gulped as Doug entered him and got three inches inside him.

He inched in and out and in further and out and manage to get 8 inches inside him. “I can’t take not more” Borka cried grimacing when the man penetrated him and hit a barrier ,so he stopped and backed out and started to slot inside the fat Bulgarian man savouring the man’s body mass, loving the feel, touch and smell of him.  He pulled his shoulders up and made the man ass bounce and wobble as he crashed into him. Boyan watching them was jealous and felt left out and got up to go.

“Cousin where are you going?” “Home as you are happy with your man.” “Don’t be like that I’m only doing this as I own him loads of cash and need to pay him off.” “Really as it looks like you want him to yourself.”  As this was in their native language Doug could see things were tense and he was still sliding in and out of the fat guys big ass. Just then, in walked his cousin Matt who was hung an inch less than him.

“So, these are you new man friends then” he said.  “Yeah how do you know them” “When Boyan is my neighbour and this is his cousin Borka.” “Nice Hi Guys, you’re from Bulgaria yeah.” “Yes, I fucking love Bulgarians, hey where are you going?”  “Home!” “No Way, Doug promised me that you love getting your Man Cunt eaten out, but you don’t want to get your Ass Banged Out, is that so? “Well I have not tried it as I’m not gay!” “So what, why should women have all the fun, come here” and tugging his clothes off he attacked him with his lips, tongues hands and whole body and with some seductive chat ended up inside the man who was able to be taken far easier that his Fat Ass Cousin who was still struggling.

“How do YOU know this guy again” he said pointing to Borka. “Oh him, he just moved in two doors down with his hot Cousin who your fucking, and I said to myself earlier ‘You just Hit My Car You Phat Ass Fuck’ it’s too long to explain.”

“Fair Enough, Ok Let do this “and they both slam fucked the Bulgarian Cousins to an Anal Orgasm.

“SO how much do I own you Now” Borka moaned.? “Nothing there was no damage” Doug laughed as he plunged back into the Guys Fat Bulgarian Ass ejaculating inside him.

The end