The straight man Joe

by Randy Pig

20 Feb 2022 3887 readers Score 8.6 (44 votes) PDF Mobi ePub Txt


It was normal Saturday night, and off to a birthday party of a friend’s kid. Once I arrived, I was asked if I would go pick up friends since they could not get a taxi. I said why not, I know this couple so thought do a good deed, the party host flicked them a msg and let them know that you are on your way. Joe and Gemma nice people, joe blue collar worker, reasonability fit, good sized shoulder, and arms, 6 foot something and about 90kg, bit of a beer tank but nothing massive and some hair but not a bear, loved to show off, and always grabbed your nipples if he got the chance, by the way his were thick. He has something about himself gives off that scent, I knew he was uncut as he has always been an over sharer.

Off I went, pulled up at joe and Gemma house, and both were outside under the gazebo ready, well I thought they were ready. Joe and Gemma were normal married couple I guess, 40’s joe was blue collar worker, pretty tall, fit and always good for a laugh. As I got out of the car, I heard Gemma quite sternly say to joe better be some hot water left and are you dressed and ready, he replied YES!!, I am wearing shorts, he had not found his shirt yet I’m guessing. I thought oh boy a cold shower might be better for her, and joe just confirmed to me he had the nicest nipples as I had never seen the before they were hard and had a small layering of sweat already on them, thick body on him. As I walked down, they both said hello, I replied and then said joe are you going to wear a shirt tonight I got a replied of you sound like my missus, we all laughed. It had look like joe had been pumping weights, as he was slightly sweaty, btw smelt delicious, and his veins in his arms pumped.

Gemma responded by saying that she needed to shower and get ready and is it ok for me to wait, I was like it fine no stress, I be about 15 – 20 minutes. Joe snickered more like 25 – 30. I was not getting in the middle of it.

I sat down at the outdoor table and Gemma went inside and joe sat down and mumbled gee she can be annoying, and then would you like a beer, I said no thanks, typical alpha male well I am having one and you can’t stop me, he was in a man mood I tell you. he went to his shed, still shirtless but it was warm afternoon, I was only in shorts and tank top.

He come back with a beer, save us all, and asked me hey have you ever heard the term NO BRO, He was asking stupid shit, or saying dumb stuff. I said no do not think so and, in my mind, I thought I’m pretty sure you mean NO HOMO. Joe laughed and said are you sure, as he preceded to sit down opposite me. Joe smirked and I said what!!, he goes you sure you don’t want a drink, got soft drink if you want or beer or maybe something else with a grin, I asked what else as he went to get himself another beer, joe says coke or how calls it cock ha-ha its wet, what a knob, I noticed joe adjusting himself coming back from getting a drink “are you right?” joes says yea, it’s the worst thing about warm weather and going commando my heavy balls stick to my leg. He put the drinks on the table and put his feet up on it as well.

Gemma will lose her load if she sees you with your feet on the table, joe response was ok wow love to lose a load, so instead he put foot up on his chair. I thought to myself is he making a pass, he did not give that vibe of a man that likes to play. I did not respond by this stage he was sweaty and smelt amazing, He slide his beer into his study holder and laughed gee look how tight that is. I look across as joe picked up a peg and clamped it on one of his nipples, I shook my head and said I do not know how Gemma does it sometimes, he said in a flirty voice she does not you know that she gags to much, and this is where it got a little strange. I look back across and he had moved his leg on his chair so there was a massive gap letting his family jews easy to see. I slide my sunnies down off my head I head to make it less noticeable if I were going to look, joe snickered and said bit bright is it my response or all I could get out was oh yes. I looked over to get a glimpse of what he had, and I did very well to contain myself. Yes, uncut but super under thick foreskin, low hanger nuts and about four inch dead soft. Yes, I can get a lot of information in with a quick look, I am a hungry cock sucker what do you expect. But I never knew that would actually get to see joes, when I flicked to have another look before he shifted I noticed that it was wet on the end, my mouth so wet with saliva thinking please just a little taste, as I put my coke down I said mmm tasty, out allowed instead on in my head. He just laughed. he got up and put his esky and chairs near the door to take and I thought fuck I thought I had more time to look at that cock, obviously not. I said joe is Gemma ready I thought he was having a fit, he said she has not even gotten in the shower yet, that put a smile back on my face. He sat back down and put his foot back up to bare all, Delicious is all I thought. I thought one more look and then that is it, stop it he is a married happy man, looked across it was defiantly precum under that hood, then he flexed, yes flexed, not his chest if you are wondering. His cock bobbed up and down smacking his nuts leaving a trail of precum.

I think I little bit of cum leaked out of my cock. Joe said oh sorry dude you want a stubby holder, oh yea so he flicked the stubby holder and it didn’t get far I fell on the ground just under the bar table  between us, good work knob head was my response, joe said well I did my bit, I got up and bent down under the table slightly and went to pick it up, as I did joe stood, I was thinking he was getting more beer, but that was not the case, he had pulled his cock and balls out the side of his shorts, and I heard him say listen your coke was empty like 5 minute ago I froze in the tracks, I stayed completely still from embarrassment, Joe replied with don’t worry boy, I know your attention was elsewhere, now get back up here, as I did he was standing right in front of my chair as I looked up he was half hard. I about died, the leaking precum was hanging down about to touch my face. Joe said, now that I have your full attention, do you gag? I shock my head no, he said we will see, I slide his half hard meat into my warm mouth and slightly down my throat, that precum was so delicious I made sure I tasted all of it and sucked it all out. As he got hard, I sucked gently and slowly on all fours his hot sweaty balls gently slapping my chin. I pushed his whole cock into my mouth and throat all I heard was a grunt, and a mumble you do not lie do you. I just kept sucking his thick uncut meat and gently holding his balls, he said you better work it a bit quicker, I took his cock out of my mouth and he started to beat it Infront of me, I was so hard in my shorts it started hurt. It was thick, uncut when hard, 8inch slab of meat. I need to cum he said it’s been 5 days, I think he seen my eyes light up like it was Christmas, I said ok, but don’t ask for something you cant handle, joe said yea right you’re the one on your knees, I shoved his hand away and thought is show him how good boys like myself turn his big low hanging nuts into dry tight raisins in less than 2 minutes. Straight down the throat his legs trembled, and powered sucked that cock really focusing on the hard suction on the big knob, cos I’m hate to say I am good no hands needed, I sucked deep and could feel his balls bouncing against my chin, and then start to get tight that’s when I thought time to get serious, I clenched my throat muscles with let suck down my throat and rolled my tongue over that knob, as I could feel the precum leaking greatly now. I this up and the legs started to wobble, I quickly stop and said do you want to sit down for this, Joe grunted very manly NO, I’M FINE, which gave me more drive, I was like ok, back straight down my throat in one monition, and I tightened my tongue around his thick shaft and sucked it deep, hard and wet, by now his balls were also wet and getting tighter and tighter, I glanced down and seen his toes start to wiggle, and then we heard the gas hot water shut off, I thought I haven’t done all this work to get no return. Joe mumbled and said she out of the shower, I said OK, like I said I am talented I can mumble with my mouth full. I took his cock deep as possible again and again , then I could feel it starting to happen, I was adamite to prove how good I was then I placed my hand at the base of his rock hard cock and power suck the rest of the 6 inches hard, then he I felt hand come down, and he about to move away to blow , pushed his hand away and I heard are you sure, that’s when I knew shit was about to get real, leg started to shake, and I sucked deep hard and then I felt the start of warm precum starting to flow easily into my mouth, then I sucked the knob, tongue flicked and I felt joe breath right in and I knew it was my turn to be feed, I sucked fast and hard and then all of a sudden ropes of thick warm sweet cum flooded my mouth and slide down my throat his legs went weak and you fell into the chair, don’t worry ,y mouth didn’t leave his cock, and swallowed 3 times and then deep throated his cock and empty then balls out fully,

I took the his cock out of my mouth which was already getting down and he looked and said you suck the life out of it, I always stay hard after Cumming, I went back I made sure I cleaned all the cum and wetness off his cock and balls, joe shudder and said fuck, I didn’t know you swallowed, my response I got up off my knees was I don’t do all that work for no reward buddy, he laughed, I also went on by you reckon you stay hard after Cumming, that is something you have to prove to me now. I looked down at my shorts that joe was look at I said oh fuck I undid them and realized that this fantasy of mine that finally did come true, made me cum on my boxers’ hands free. Joe said fuck that is so hot, take them off quickly, I said what my boxers he said yes, I ripped my shorts and boxers off and wipe the end of dick on them and joe proceeded to put on the cum filled boxers and then his shorts and got up and stood in front of me and said I get a shirt and get this stuff in the car, he was so hot and sweaty and smelt amazing, he must of read my mind as he pushed passed me he grab the back of my head and shoved it under one of his sweaty pits and I licked it, he pushed me away and said, NO HOMO, and you better get you cock to go down, before Gemma comes out.

All I can say that night at the party each time he walked passed me he whispered cock sucker, or cum drinker, pit licker, when I left he made to give me a massive hug in front everyone whispered in my ear wait for next time and proceeded to pressed my face between his sweaty pecs, people looked strangely at him and he said did you see that he tried to kiss me, geez Gemma he is out of control she laughed so hard and said you sure it wasn’t the other way around.

I went home straight to bed, all I can say is four wet dreams lately in was morning, my balls sore, my sheets ruined, and I was tired. I do hope I’m invited out to a BBQ soon.

by Randy Pig

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