The Toy Shop

I was mid summer and the days were ungodly hot, pushing triple digits.  Saturday was a family reunion at a park not far from my house.

I wasn't looking forward to it.  It was too ungodly hot to hang around outside and so many of my relatives I haven't seen since I was a kid, so it would be like going to a picnic with a bunch of strangers.

Well Saturday came and I drove down to the park.  There was a reunion sign at the park entrance and I followed to signs to the back parking area of the park.

There was a large gathering under the trees against the hillside.  Here we go I said to my self as I got out of the car and made my way over toward the crowd of people.

There was a central area under a tarp with picnic tables set up with food.  I grabbed a paper plate and started filling up my plate with what looked like some tasty eats.  There were barbaque ribs and baked beans which are one of my favorite pairings of summer fare.

So far I haven't recognized any faces.  Well this is boring I said to myself as I sat down next to a younger guy at a picnic table.  I started chowing down my food.  I'll finish this and get the heck out of here I thought.

The guy next to me said; "Slow down there champ, you'll get indigestion".  I replied that I wanted to eat and hit the road since I don't really know anyone.  Me either he says between bites.

He introduces himself; "Hi, I'm Jeremy Harding" reaching out to shake my hand.  I shake his hand and ask him if his parents are George and Marry?  Yes, he says.  I'm Mike I tell him, you must be my long lost cousin.

Yeah I guess, he answers.  We trade some small talk while we finished eating.  After emptying my plate I said how about we go get a cold one?  Sure Jeremy answers.  We walked over to to coolers and each grabbed a cold pop and sat on the wall under a nice cool shade tree.

So what do you do for a living Jeremy asks?  I work at the brewery downtown I replied, how about you?  He smirks and says, it kind of embarassing but right now I'm working at an adult toy store in the metro center.

Really I said, I've never been in one before.  Oh you should check it out, we have some really cool shit he says.  So you must live in the area then, I asked?  Yeah I live just above the tracks on Quincy Street he said.

Oh wow, I only live about 15 minutes from you then, I told him.  Say, how about we ditch this gig and head over to my place in the AC and have a couple cold beers Jeremy's asked me?  That sounds good I tell him and we both get up and start walking toward the parking lot.

I followed Jeremy as we walked, admiring his tight sexy ass.  I have the yellow Stang over there, you can just follow me to my place he says.  Sure, I'm in the black Camaro right here I say pointing at it only a few feet in front of us.

I get in my car, start it and crank up the air conditioner as I wait for Jeremy.  The Mustang pulls ahead of me and stops.  I backed out behind him and he drives toward the street.  As I followed him I turned on some music while enjoying the cold blast of AC.

About 20 minutes later we turned off into a residential area and a few turns later he pulled into a driveway.  I pulled in behind him.  We got out and headed to the door.  Nice place I say as we approach the door.  I'm just renting but I love the area Jeremy says as he unlocks the door.

We walk in and it takes a few moments for my eyes to adjust after being out in the bright sun.  Oh, its nice and cool in here I say.  Have a seat on the couch, I'll fetch a couple beers he says.  I hope Bud is okay he asks?  Yeah that's fine I replied.

As I sat down I couldn't help noticing this tall contraption on the coffee table in front of the couch.  I pick it up curiously to examine it as Jeremy returns with two beers.  I set it down as he hands me a beer.

What the hell is that thing I ask?  Oh, thats our new Saugage Sucker he says just as I was taking a gulp of cold brewski.  I almost choked and spewed beer out of my noise.  "What" I asked?

Our new auto masterbator from the toy shop he explains. You put your dick in that thing I asked?  OMG, this thing is so amazing Jeremy replied.  It has 7 speeds, 3 thrusting and 7 rotating patterns.  Damn thing can make me squirt in less than 2 minutes he explained.

I pick it up to look at it again. This thing was huge, at least 15 inches tall and 3 inches wide.  It looked more like a Thermos truthfuly.  I noticed it has a headphone jack on top end.  What's with this I asked pointing to the jack input?

A sexy bitch moans and talks dirty to you adding to the experience he explained.  And this, I asked pointing to some attachment sitting on the table?  That's an adapter if you want to stick it to a wall and use it standing up for a truely hands free jerk session he says.

I took off the end cap and saw the sleeve inside. I put my finger into it. It was so soft.  Turn it on Jeremy told me.  I held the power button and it started moving like a gyroscope in my hands. The sound reminded me of an ink jet printer spitting out a pie graph chart.  So what's this button, I asked pointing to a button with a lightning bolt on it?

That's the cum button, when your close hit that button and the thing hits top speed he answers.  It's fucking awesome he said laughing.  Want to give it a test drive Jeremy asks?  No, I don't think so I answered.

Too bad I need to find someone to do a video tutorial and review for our web site Jeremy said. My friend DJ was going to do it but as soon as I set everything up for the video shoot he chickened out.  Are you sure you don't want to try it, it would help me out and it pays $200 he said.

$200 bucks I gulped?  Yeah, the video is only from the neck down, you should consider it he says. Maybe after a few more beers you might change your mind he says heading to the fridge to fetch another round.

So you've tried it I asked? Oh yeah, like I said the fucking thing is amazing. I've never felt anything like it he says. Awww, I don't know I said.  No worries, here have another beer he says handing me another beer. 

We sat there drinking beer and he put on a Pink Floyd album which instantly put me in my happy place.  We chatted and downed 4 or 5 beers each.  We were getting along great.  I gotta take a piss, where's the bathroom I asked?

Down the hall, last door on the left he answered.  I walked down the hall and went into the bathroom and took the longest piss in history.  Dam all that beer was just going straight through me.

As I shook it off I stood there looking at my cock and thinking of that machine.  My cock grew semi hard in my hand.  Nah, I said putting it away, zipped and headed back to the living room.

As I sat next to Jeremy he asks, so do you want me to show you how amazing this thing really works He asked?  Sure, I replied.  With that he stood up and pulled down his shorts right there in front of me.

Whoa, I wasn't expecting that, even soft his cock looked so tasty.  As he sat back down his cock began to grow and so did mine.   As Jeremy's cock grew hard I couldn't take my eyes off of it.

My cock was also now rock hard and protruding out the bottom of the leg hole of my shorts.  He noticed and gave me a smile.  I'll give you the grand tour he giggled as he grabbed a tube of lube and squirted some on his cock.

His cock was absolutle gorgeous.  It was cut with a big purple mushroom head. The shaft was straight and thick.  His nuts hung down swinging as he moved around.  He grabbed the toy and sat down next to me.

He slide his beautiful cock into the machine.  There was a clear window, so you could see all the action.  He turned it on slow speed and I watched in awe as the sleeve jacked up and down and rotated around his cock.

He leaned back and adjusted the speed.  Oh, fuck he said as the machine gobbled on his cock.  He explained all the buttons again and demonstrated them as he did. I noticed he was staring a the head of my cock as it peeked out of my shorts.

Why don't you take those shorts off and give this thing a try he begged?  Okay, you talked me into it I aswered as I stood up and took off my shorts.  My cock sprung up as I did.  Nice cock Mike, Jeremy said.

Jeremy reached over and grabed my shaft and carresed my cock as the machine continued churning away.  Oh this it it he exclaimed hitting the cum button.  The machine went wild and hummed on his cock.

Jeremy's face said it all, he was cumming.  I watched as it jacked him to orgasm.  I could see his white cum as it ran down the window around the clear sleeve.  Dam that was hot I told him.

Your turn he said as he turned down the speed and turned it off.  Jeremy rubbed lube on my cock.  His hand stroking me and watching him cum already had me dripping with pre-cum. Jeremy turns on the machine and puts it on slow speed and slides it over my cock.

Huh?, feels awesome right, he asks? Oh yeah, I exclaimed.  It was still warm inside from his cock and his creamy load, further turning me on.  OMG, this rotation thing is so fucking intense I yelled.  I told you Jeremy said.

Here, you drive awhile Jeremy says, letting go of the machine.  I looked over and Jeremy's cock was rock hard again as he watched me.  My cock was in heaven.  I've got to get one of these I said as I played with the different modes.

Jeremy reached down and started playing with my balls. OMG Jeremy I'm going to blow my load, I screamed. Jeremy hits the lightning button and I exploded over and over, mixing my cum with his. Oh, fuck yeah I shouted still squirting.

I turned off the device and it slowed down but didn't stop for about 30 seconds.  The dam thing milked the hell out of my cock I said.  I've never felt anything like that before. 

As I looked over, Jeremy was stroking his throbbing cock.  My cock was still hard and tingling.  I got down on the floor on my knees and put my ass up in the air, an open invitation for Jeremey to fuck me in the ass.

Hell yeah, I'll fuck that Jeremy exclaimed.  I felt the heat of the head of his cock parting my ass cheeks. He rubbed it up and down teasing my hole.  Fuck me, I shouted, fuck me hard!

Just then I felt his hot cock pound deeply into me.  He grabbed my hips and pulled me tightly into him as he began fucking me.  Yeah, fuck my hole I shouted.  Your ass feels so good on my cock Jeremy said as he fucked me like a jack hammer.

I'm going to fill your hole with cum Jeremey moaned pumping as fast as he could, his balls slapping against mine. He drove it deep and held it there. I could feel it pulsating as he shot me full of cum.

Spend the night with me Jeremy said.  Sure, I answered.  He took my hand and led me to his bedroom.  I layed down and Jeremy parted my legs. I watched as my cock disapeared into his mouth.  He expertly sucked me down.

Damn he was a great cock sucker.  He alternated between stroking and sucking my happy cock.  It didn't take long and I coated the back of his throat with my jizz. Exhausted, we both fell asleep next to each other.

We've become the best of friends with benefits. Needless to say the two of us test and do the videos for all the new toys that come into his shop, splitting the commisions. It's like getting paid to cum!

I hope you made a hot wet mess with us!