The Missionaries

I always wondered about those door to door missionaries. I’m not one to accept door to door cold calls, I usually just chase them away with sarcasm or ignore them, unless they were neighborhood kids with fundraisers or Girl Scouts, however today I thought I’d have some fun. Two late teen boys, possibly even very early twenties, dressed in white pressed shirts with black ties, black pants, black shoes, well groomed, one blonde, other brown hair, clean shaven, each carrying a leather bound folio and a small backpack. I answered the door, they introduced themselves as Jeremiah and Jonah as their black and white logo name tags identified them as well. As they introduced themselves, Jonah handed me a multi page flyer, and began their well rehearsed “Tag Team” routine. I smiled as they got to a hesitation point, which is where I assume they are usually cut off by now, as I listened intently and Jeremiah assuming I was interested, asked if they might come in to show me some additional literature.

I opened the screen door wider allowing the handsome couple in. I quickly cleared some throw pillows and magazines from the couch, where they sat and spread open their portfolios on my pretty messy coffee table. I was still listening intently, trying to figure out how and when to begin to mess with their heads, as I sit in an adjacent leather armchair. I excused the mess as I explained I’ve been doing some work from home stuff, as I closed my laptop and I was wearing a dirty old paint covered torn tee shirt and a loose fitting cut off sweat pants, yes I was free balling today as well.

They went on with their spiel, saying there were many options and levels ranging from joining, all the way down to various levels of donations which reward you with various recognitions and gifts. Then they went into bible quotes, and how their members were giving back, and community services, they tag teamed each other, their routine was well rehearsed and I couldn’t imagine they ever getting this far with any gullible people.

I finally decided to make my move, I started by asking if they would like a cool drink. I’m sure by now they were assuming that accepting one could buy them more time to close the deal, they both said they’d gladly accept a cold glass of water. I then asked if they were sure, as I told them I thought I had soda or possibly a beer, maybe something even harder. They refused saying water is perfect. I went to the kitchen, deliberately taking my time as I glanced back to see them getting close to each other and whispering to each other and shaking their heads yes. I came back handing them the ice water and I popped open a large big boy beer for myself, you know one of the extra large cans. I took a big swig, and made a very satisfying ahhhhhh sound followed by a forced fake belch. As I sat on the edge of the chair, with legs spread, exposing a perfect view of my manliness.

As Jeremiah spoke, Jonah’s eyes immediately dropped and almost like I could feel them looking, his glued onto me look, and his distraction was evident. Jeremiah stopped talking and there was a short silence, when he tapped Jonah on the leg, Jonah snapped back into the routine and after mumbling a bit went back to his script. Jeremiah realizing something is wrong, starts looking around the surroundings, to see what’s distracted him, when I spread my legs a bit further, letting my junk actually flop out of my short leg, there it was, dangling from the baggy leg hole in all its glory, still flaccid but defiantly visible to both boys now. Silence once again is the norm, as I lean back taking another swig of beer. Neither boy seems to want to address the elephant (trunk) in the room.

I break the silence by asking their policy on alcohol, they began to answer, as I held my beer up, then I asked about pot. They fumbled saying they in particular don’t, but some members do use alcohol but a definite no to pot and drugs. Then I asked about Homosexuality, and silence again, I then replied, “cause I’m gay,…. am I still allowed”? They both began packing up and I asked what was wrong, have I said something to offend them? I wanted to hear more, they said they thought their time might be better useful elsewhere.

I said wait, do either of you have girlfriends, Jeremiah answered yes, I asked if he ever saw her naked. Embarrassed he said no, I asked if he masturbated, after a few moments thinking about his answer, he admitted it’s only natural, and yes he has but only a few times. I asked if he ever got hard with his girlfriend, he finally, after a lot of coaxing said they did some heavy petting while clothed, I asked is that condoned? Or is that a sin? He said “We pray for more willpower till marriage”. They seemed to be settling down in debating me, when I got up and sat next to Jonah, who tried to scoot closer to his buddy, I’m sure so he wouldn’t catch whatever it was I had.

I asked if they ever had impure thoughts, maybe while masturbating, and Jeremiah said yes, and I asked him if he thought that his thoughts were a sin, he said yes, but god forgives him because he prays them away. So using his reasoning I asked him “why my impure thoughts couldn’t be prayed away”, “well” he said “yours aren’t natural”, “so god forgives your sins that are natural but not mine, that are unnatural”? Humm “Why does he do that”?.... “So I can’t join your church”? they replied, well I could but first their committees would have to “Fix” you, make you “Normal” then you could pray your sins away. “So I need to be fixed”?  “Am I broken”? Well “Yes” he said.

I then asked, ever see another man’s dick? They both said of course they both share a motel room, and saw each other, I asked if they ever thought about each other, and or wondered about each other, as I gently massaged my dick, and looking at these young hormone filled young bucks, I began to get hard and Jonah began to squirm, with an obvious tenting in his crotch.

With that I continued on my quest to make them squirm, and as I continued pleading my case, I became more animated, and I took Jonah’s hand and put it on my naked thigh inches from my slightly exposed dick, his soft smooth somewhat long fingers tingled me enough to make my sleeping giant perk up a bit as if it were reaching out, to take its own look at these boys. I mentioned Jonah’s tenting crotch which Jeremiah then glanced down at, as I made my move and slid Jonah’s hand to touch my dick, he pulled back quickly and jumped up, now it was clear he was hard and his pants pointing straight out as he turned away from me and now it was pointing toward Jeremiah’s face.

I calmed him down, got him to sit and indicated that he may be having impure thoughts about me, so is he now broken? As Jeremiah began to justify that it was my fault, Jonah was being misled, he should pray with him, and they both began some chanting prayer together, as I took Jonah’s hand again this time placing it right on my dick which he grabbed and I began making him stroke it. Jeremiah now is squirming to make room in his pants, he is becoming excited but very agitated as well. With Jonah’s hand still holding my member, I make another move and slide my hand to touch Jonah’s tented crotch, and just hold it, squeezing gently, as he seemed to be resigning himself to me and I felt his hand begin to squeeze my dick tighter, as he seemed to feel around more as he seemingly wanted to stroke me on his own.

I made a bold move and with my free hand I reached over Jonah and placed it on Jeremiah’s crotch, mentioning he seemed a bit excited as well, as I grabbed him tighter he leaned back as if resigning himself too me as well. That was too easy, I thought, as Jonah looked toward Jeremiah, they both were letting me feel them up through their pants. I noticed beads of sweat gliding down Jonah’s face alongside his ear as he slowly began to jerk me slow, but he was deliberately and defiantly enjoying his touch as he was mine, I leaned over and kissed his sweat droplets off the side of his face slightly licking the salty droplets from his smooth young skin. Jonah turned his head toward mine and looked into my eyes before gently leaning into me kissing my cheek with a sister or mother type kiss.

Boy this was getting out of hand and going further than I ever thought, as I stood and slid my shorts off and while still standing inches from Jonah’s face he began staring at my upward pointing dick head and drooping balls, when he glanced over to Jeremiah, but at the same time as he reached out with his mouth to touch, gradually leaning toward me as his lips parted like the Red Sea, he wanted to take it in, as he grabbed my balls and the base, Jeremiah began chanting his prayers aloud as he stood up while adjusting his package, just watching Jonah as his tongue reached out tepidly to lick the underside of my dick head, while he steadied my dick, as he gripped the base and balls tighter, as he engulfed the head around closed lips. I noticed Jeremiah stopped chanting but was now rubbing himself through his pants then he stared at the two of us blindly, oblivious to everything around us, totally just focused on Jonah sucking my dick head, as Jonah was obviously beginning to enjoy what he was doing, while now massaging my balls.

Jeremiah now has his hand inside his waistband definitely jerking. I sat on the coffee table, Jonah now in a bent over position as I reach up and touch Jeremiah’s crotch and began to unzip his zipper and reach inside to replace his hand with mine allowing him to undo his own belt, letting his pants fall to his knees, as I pulled his dick out of his boxers pulling it closer to my mouth. His dick was extremely rigid and hard, he let me touch it, and let me lead it to my mouth, one lick of my tongue and he pulled his boxers down to his knees as well, his balls now freed I began pulling on them, Jonah looked up at us while still sucking my shaft, he’s now getting almost half of it in, while kind of painfully massaging my balls. Just then Jonah took one hand, brought it up to touch Jeremiah’s balls. The next unexpected move was Jeremiah bent over slightly to reach into Jonah’s waistband to feel his ass, I could tell he went all in bare hand to bare ass, grabbing his cheeks with full palm.

I slowly stopped them and took their hands and led them to my bedroom where Jonah began stripping and Jeremiah stepped the rest of the way out of his pants and shoes, Jeremiah leaving his white shirt and tie on, while Jonah neatly placed his on the chair, I lost my shorts from around my ankles on the trip in, and as soon as both were seated on the edge of the bed I took my tee shirt off. Three naked guys except for Jeremiah’s torso, as I pushed them both to laying down, and I gathered and spit my mouth spit on both of their dicks while my hands explored the others, I tongued all the way up under his shirt that I at least unbuttoned, I spent time on their breasts while my own hard dick rubbed against their thighs and dicks as I switched my hips between each of them.

Their chests were tight, thin, slightly muscled, both had nice abs, both were smooth, my tongue just slid across both, enjoying all 4 nipples. Their gorgeous blue eyes switched from each other to the ceiling as their smiles were evident. Jonah’s dick was unusually small and compact, with a tight ball sack and a small patch of fine soft brown hair surrounding it, I could put his entire dick and balls inside my mouth, and I could feel his erection in the back of my throat, when he began thrusting his hips into me. Jeremiah’s dick was quite large with larger balls and loose skin around them with his darker dirty blonde hair patched just above his dick, his inner thighs and balls were unusually smooth almost as if he shaved them. I could barely take his entire shaft in a deep throat, which he seemed shocked as I closed my throat around his large head.

I pressed my luck slightly by touching both of their ass cracks, to which I sensed resistance, and immediately backed off, after concentrating on each of their dicks and edging them back and forth, keeping their hands away from themselves was tough as they each tried to, finish themselves off whenever I shifted to the other. My goal was to make them cum together now, which was tough with one mouth and two dicks, I switched my mouth back and forth quicker switching to my hand on the other guy.

Suddenly their moans were evidently in unison, and Jonah fired a load hitting Jeremiah in the chest, quite a load dump from that unusually small dick, as Jeremiah lost his load onto his own stomach, both were heaving in unison as their dicks eventually went to dry pumping, raising inches up off of their stomachs and returning back down, with strands of cum connecting their slits to their tummys.

I stood as I jerked my meat over both of their spent bodies as they watched intently, eventually spraying my load on both of them. I collapsed across both slipping and sliding on our combined cum, I gave each a deep tongue mouth searching kiss, that they both reluctantly tried to return my tongue swirl. We laid there for several minutes before I stood getting them some towels to wipe up, as they both dressed I asked if I deserved to be called “Broken” and did I need “Fixing”, they both were silent as they gathered their stuff, and left my house walking down the walk tucking their shirts in with their ties still untied.

I wondered if they would continue their quest, but they walked past all the rest of my neighbors till they turned the corner disappearing forever, to the best of my knowledge they never returned, I would have welcomed them back, and would have loved to show them more, heck I may have even donated to their cause, just to have those two virgin boys back in my grasps, not one but two at the same time. Boy I was proud of myself.