The Guncle & The Army Dad

Airport hookups rarely get a sequel. But when these two are trapped together for ten hours, there’s no way they’re keeping their hands to themselves. Fasten seat belts for turbulence when the restroom starts rocking at thirty thousand feet in The Guncle & The Army Dad 2.

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1. The Flight

Paul was already in survival mode, sandwiched between the meal cart in the aisle and a niece with a juice box that seemed to tick like a sticky time bomb, ready to go off at any moment. Jen, in the row behind, was settled back, with her single mom grace, earbuds in, magazine open. His nephew sat beside her, studying the emergency instructions.

He tried to focus on the kids, to be a good gay uncle, but it was hopeless. Three rows ahead sat Rob—the army dad. The reason Paul had nearly missed boarding. Rob was a magnetic field all his own in a snug, thin t-shirt, corralling his sons with just glances and a word, but every move screamed “look at me.” Paul didn’t stand a chance.

Rob had started slow—the casual roll of his shoulders, a long cat-like stretch that made his lats and triceps pop under the thin cotton. He stood up and caught Paul’s eye, grinned, and reached up into the overhead bin, shirt riding up just enough to show a tight band of abs and a trail of blond hair that led—Paul knew—straight to his personal cockpit, where all those Y chromosome missiles were stored. It was a show for an audience of one, and Paul was front row, slack-jawed and thirsty.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” Paul mumbled, nearly dropping an entire bag of mini pretzels down his shirt. He fumbled to tidy the mess, but his eyes kept drifting forward. Rob caught him staring, smirked, then stretched his arms overhead with a theatrical yawn, raising his shirt just a tic higher. 

He twisted, flexed, muscles bunching and shifting like he was auditioning for a new branch of the military—one dedicated entirely to making Paul drool in public. He nodded to a passing attendant, “Just stretching, ma’am,” he said, voice smooth as silk.

He then turned to Paul, pointed first at him, then at himself, mouthing the words: You. Me. He nodded toward the restroom. 

Paul’s heart did a double take, but he was trapped—his niece was curled up against him. “Can’t,” he whispered, gesturing at the attached kid, with both regret and amusement.

Rob shrugged, that wicked grin never fading. Worth a try.

He turned to face front, jeans draped over his sculpted ass like a second skin.

Paul groaned at the sight, when his niece’s Squishmallow hit his ear. Then again. The universal kid language, for Pay Attention to Me.

Jen, blissfully oblivious, leaned forward. “Isn’t that the family from the airport? Four kids and looking like that. I look like I’m on CNN waiting for FEMA to arrive after a hurricane.”

“He’s something,” Paul muttered.

Jen gave his seat a nudge. “What? The wife. What’s her secret?”

Paul blinked, realizing his mistake. “Oh. Right. The wife. Wish I knew.”

Around them, the engines roared, and Paul’s brain short-circuited between guncle duty and full-on lust. For once, he almost hoped for a little turbulence of a different kind.


2. The Line

Dinner had been chaos—rice everywhere, sticky fingers and a false alarm about a possible herb sighting in the butter chicken. But the cabin was settling into that hazy twilight where kids start to fade. His niece had finally curled up, thumb in her mouth, and his nephew slumped sideways until Jen propped him up with a pillow. 

Paul leaned back, trying to savor the brief calm, as Jen had a quiet laugh with her Airpods in, a movie on and her second glass of Chardonnay. 

A chance to get away.

He slipped out of his seat, trying to look casual, and joined the line for the lavatory at the back of the plane. He stole a glance down the aisle and caught Rob’s eye, gave a small, knowing smile, trying to send the message: I’m here. You?

Rob appeared a moment later, scratching at his chest in the low light, cap high, the blond hairs on his forearms catching the blue glow. He leaned beside Paul, dropping his voice. “Fancy meeting you here, city boy.”

Paul grinned, nerves firing. “Figured you’d be up here sooner or later. You seem like a guy with… regular needs.”

Rob smirked. “Gotta keep the pipes clean. Four boys’ll do that to you.” He nudged Paul’s arm, warmth in the touch. 

Paul’s brain scrambled. Keep it together. Don’t drool. “So... this whole arrangement you mentioned earlier—how does that work? I mean, I’m guessing it’s not some wide open thing, right?”

Rob’s face softened, a flicker of vulnerability beneath the soldier’s calm. “No, nothing wild. It’s about limits for me. I live within them. It’s not that I have a problem with it—just that this is what works.”

Paul nodded, appreciating the honesty. “Cause… I’m not a dad myself—the kids are my niece and nephew.”

Rob chuckled, a teasing glint in his eye. “No one would mistake you for a dad. No way someone as off balance as you could be.”

Paul laughed, a little embarrassed. “Just in case that was in the rules… if you thought because I was a dad too… you know.”

Rob’s grin faded to something gentler. “Nah,” he said, quiet and direct. “That’s not it.”

Paul blinked, caught off guard. For a moment, Rob just looked at him—steady, honest, no jokes—before the grin returned. 

Just then, a flight attendant squeezed past them in the narrow aisle. Rob shifted to make space, pressing his body flush against Paul’s. His hand slid lower, landing squarely on Paul’s crotch. Paul’s eyes shot wide. 

“You’re killing me here,” he hissed, half-laughing, half-exasperated.

Rob’s grin was slow and sly. He let a finger slide into Paul’s beltline, right there, sending shivers through him, their faces close.

The restroom door opened and they both reached for it.  Paul’s mind raced: This is it. It’s happening…

Jen materialized—wine cup in hand, cardigan wrapped around her shoulders, unaware of what she’d just interrupted. They broke apart.

“You two look cozy,” she teased, then to Paul. “You’re up next. Don’t take twenty minutes—one of us has to be back with the kids in case they wake up.”

Paul gave an eye roll. “I know, I know. I’ll be quick.”

He ducked into the tiny bathroom, barely big enough for one anyway, heart pounding, the hush of the plane pressing in from all sides. Outside, the blue-lit darkness was charged with the secret thrill of being wanted, in the middle of nowhere, thirty thousand feet above everything, and not a way to do a thing about it.


3. The Move

The cabin had near-fully surrendered to sleep. Shades were drawn, lights dimmed, and the hum of the engines blended with soft snores and a few whispers. Paul was nestled deep in his seat, eye mask pulled down, neck pillow snug, and an airline blanket tucked over his chest and arms. For once on the flight, he felt almost peaceful.

Then a low, familiar voice cut through the quiet, barely above a whisper. “City boy. Come on.”

Paul peeled off his mask, eyes fluttering open. Before he could fully wake, a warm hand slid into his, calloused fingers curling around his own with quiet certainty.

Rob’s grip pulled him gently from his cocoon. As they moved down the aisle, Paul’s eyes caught the soft glow on a nearby seat—Rob’s wife, perfectly still, like a LuluLemon ad come to life, eyes closed in peaceful sleep. A couple of kids sprawled across the seats beside and behind her, lost in their own dreams, completely unaware of the quiet tension building just a few feet away.

Rob’s jaw tightened for a flicker before he gave Paul a quick nod and kept moving.

His stride was pure authority—broad shoulders, chin up, that squared-off military posture, pulling Paul through the curtain—and there, for a moment, Paul forgot what the hell they were doing. First class was a whole other universe: wide, reclining seats—like actual beds—where people lounged under real blankets, some already flat on their backs, masks on, as if they were tucked in at a boutique spa instead of thirty thousand feet up. 

And there she was, standing sentry, arms folded, guarding her kingdom of calm and cucumber water. The only person onboard Paul could imagine taking Rob in an arm wrestling match: the first-class flight attendant blocking their way.

“This section’s for first class only, gentlemen,” she said, her British accent sharp as a knife. Her name badge read Marge.

Rob didn’t miss a beat. He reached up, removed his cap with a smooth, practiced motion, running a hand over his short military cut as a sign of respect. “Sergeant Robson, ma’am.” Then, as if it were the most natural thing, he slid a hand into his jeans pocket and, to get his wallet, innocently pushed the waistband down just enough to flash a glimpse of his hip and the top of his briefs—a casual, unspoken tease. 

He flashed his military ID, then nodded toward Paul. “My buddy here took a blow to the head during field ops. Falls a lot. Doc says I’m supposed to escort him to the restroom. He needs steady hands and this is the only one big enough for both of us.”

“I don’t like people falling on my plane,” Marge said, voice clipped.

Rob squared his shoulders, letting the tight cotton stretch over his chest. “No, ma’am. That’s why I’m here. Wouldn’t want any trouble.” He rolled his shoulders, flexing just enough to catch Marge’s eye.

His look was half apology, half charm—cap held respectfully at his chest, a lopsided grin tugging at his lips. “I trust you could make some accommodation… for a service member.”

Paul’s gaze bounced between her and Rob, caught in the silent standoff—Marge versus the Sarge.

Marge’s gaze flicked to Rob’s shoulders, then back up to his jawline, tight as a drawn bow. He smiled, all earnest concern, the kind of look that probably got him out of speeding tickets and into more than one pair of pants.

Seeing her weigh her judgment, Paul chimed in, cheeks flaming, “Yeah, I… get dizzy.”

Rob shot her a look and deadpanned, “See?” as if that proved his point.

Marge’s upper lip twitched, ever so slightly. “Just… be quick. And don’t touch anything you don’t need to.”

Rob’s grin widened, and he gave her a nod—half flirt, half promise. “Yes, ma’am. You’ve got my word.”

He steered Paul into the first-class lavatory, shutting the door behind them. Paul slumped against the wall, mortified.

“A blow to the head? Really?” he whispered. Then his eyes scanned the room, envious disbelief blooming at how much nicer it was—the spacious counter, plush fixtures, enough room to breathe. “Wow,” he whispered, unable to hide the surprise.

Rob’s eyes sparkled in the dim light. “Just play along okay, city boy. Next time, maybe give a salute.” He grinned, all warmth and mischief, and Paul felt his embarrassment melting into something else entirely as the calloused hands wrapped around his hips.


4. The Lavatory

Paul barely had room to breathe before Rob crowded him against the wall—big hands warm on Paul’s hips, tongue thick in his mouth, jeans clad bulges against each other—the air heavy with nerves and want.

“Does that act work on everyone?” Paul asked between kisses, his lips brushing Rob’s scratchy jaw, the rough stubble scraping his skin.

“Well… a few of the people none of the time.” Rob slid a mitt into Paul’s jeans, palming his erection. “Most of the people some of the time.” Paul’s knees went weak as Rob stroked him just so. “And a few of the people all of the time. Cupcake.” 

Paul’s breath hitched. Yeah, he was definitely in that last group.

Rob’s grin was wicked as he reached for his belt, popping it open with just his free hand. The sharp metallic click echoed off the plastic walls, a reminder of how tiny the lav really was. “Now, you want to quiz me, city boy, or are you gonna make use of this opportunity?”

Before Paul could try to answer, Rob withdrew his hand and shoved his jeans down. He turned his cap backwards, hiked his t-shirt up, then pressed his front  to the paneled wall to reveal that perfect ass, legs spread—an open invitation.

Paul stared for a moment, marveling at the sculpted muscles flexing under the dim light, the subtle slope of Rob’s back as he arched, inviting him in. A faint dusting of bristly blond hairs traced the curve of his spine, leading down to the sharp tan line that marked where his waistband ended and sun had kissed the rest.

The skin was warm and taut under Paul’s fingertips, running beneath the tee, smooth but firm—like stone wrapped in flesh. Rob looked over his shoulder, voice rough. “Well? Don’t leave me hanging.”

Paul grabbed one of the little tubes of moisturizer from the sink. “Wow, Malin + Goetz. Do you know how much this costs?” he muttered, squeezing the white stuff into his palm, his hands shaking a little with anticipation.

“City boy, don’t make me regret this.”

He slicked Rob’s entrance with the moisturizer—fingers tracing the one tender spot on that steely body, the only place with a little give beneath all the muscle and grit. Rob’s lips parted, a soft breath escaping that fogged the mirror, as Paul worked the moisturizer in, testing the tight ring, the slightest shiver running through him.

Paul fumbled with his own jeans, ran a hand over Rob’s hip, digging his fingers into hard muscle. He stroked the moisturizer onto his own erection, heart pounding. They’d both cum just a few hours earlier, but now, pressed together in the cramped lavatory, they were as hard as ever—raw and ready, like no time had passed at all.

Paul pressed himself against Rob, feeling everything tighten in the cramped space. Rob groaned, bracing both hands against the wall, his broad back and ridged abs flexing. Paul slid into him, slow and deliberate. Rob let out a sharp gasp, biting down on his own fist to keep quiet.

“That okay?” Paul held on with one hand on Rob’s hip, fighting every impulse to push in deep.

“Just a little… tickle,” the army dad groaned, breath catching as he pushed back, taking Paul’s full length, the girth stretching him open.

Paul quivered as he was pulled deep into that hard military ass, drawing back and driving in again between the hard globes. “Oh fuck!”

The space was so tight every thrust, every sound felt like a risk of discovery. He leaned in, biting the tan nape of Rob’s neck, tasting sweat and cheap cologne, feeling Rob shudder and surrender under him.

They picked up the pace, bodies pressed so close it was all heat and friction and the wild, stupid thrill of getting caught. Rob’s head thunked against the wall, a low “God damn—” escaping his lips, just as his palm slapped the metal.

That was enough to bring a sharp knock on the door. “Everything okay in there?” came the attendant’s voice, edged with suspicion.

Rob, breathless, suppressing a laugh, called back, “Yes, ma’am, everything’s juuust fine! Just a little… turbulence!”

His back arched harder, and his cap slipped off, tumbling to their feet. He pushed back harder, his opening clutching with a hunger that made Paul’s breath catch. Every movement made a sound: the quick schlorp of lotion between them, the faint squeak as Rob’s palm slid down the wall for leverage.

“Give it to me,” Rob grunted, pushing himself against Paul, slamming. “Put that load in me.”

With a fierce grip clutching the place where their bodies met, Rob fucked himself hard on the cock inside him, sending shockwaves through Paul, whose hands slipped, grabbing at anything for balance—Rob’s hip, the edge of the sink, the slightly sticky wall.

The rush came too fast, a wave Paul wanted to slow, to savor, but Rob wasn’t giving him the chance. Paul’s fingers pressed deeper, holding on like he was trying to stay anchored even as the world spun out.

His vision blurred, the pleasure cresting—his hips stuttered as he came, melting into Rob, teeth sinking into his tan neck to muffle the sound. Rob reached blindly, stroking himself with one slick hand, the other braced on the wall.

He let out a guttural, “Fuck, yes,” and his load pistoned into the basin beneath him in thick white gushes.

The sight of it fired up Paul’s resolve. He gave his last thrusts, practically climbing on Rob, as the army dad bit into his own blond-furred forearm, the last of his load surging out. “Fuckkk yeah, fuck it out of me.”

For a few seconds, they just sagged together, breathing hard, the world narrowed to sweat, skin, and the steady thrum of the engines. Paul pressed a soft kiss to Rob’s neck, both of them shaking with silent laughter.

Rob turned, stuffing his semi into his white cotton briefs, pulling up his jeans. He scanned Paul—sweaty, hair wild, body still humming. “Hell of a ride, city boy,” he whispered, voice wrecked and happy.

Paul grinned, holding up the nearly empty tube. “First class really does have everything.”

Rob’s eyes softened, the wild edge fading just a touch. He tilted Paul’s chin up with a finger and pressed a kiss to his lips—lingering as long as they dared. For a breath, the world shrank to just the two of them, in a fragile bubble that couldn’t last. Then, with a shared smirk, they pulled apart.

They wiped down with tissues, stifling giggles as Rob tried to rinse out the sink with airline soap—all those sons that would never be, swirling away with the suds. Paul stuffed his pockets with little moisturizer samples.

Rob scoped up his cap and they opened the door, practically a gasp of their heated air releasing into the first-class cabin.

They stepped out into the aisle—faces flushed, hearts pounding, the scent of their secret still clinging to their skin, both of them in on the best secret of the flight.


5. The Afterglow Shift

There was Marge, arms crossed, lips pursed.

Rob gave her a quick nod and said with a half-smile, “Thanks ma’am. We owe you one.”

Marge’s lips twitched, and she muttered under her breath, “Men.”

At the first class curtain, sensing her eyes still on them, Paul turned, tried a salute—hand backwards, poking his own eye with his thumb. “Thank you for your service, ma’am,” he croaked, before Rob yanked him through the curtain with a firm tug around his arm.

On the other side, Paul’s knees were still a little wobbly, Rob’s head held high, both of them sporting grins they didn’t even try to hide.

Paul spotted his empty seat and let out a small sigh. “Back to guncle duty—sticky hands and piggyback rides. Definitely not the kind you just had.”

Rob caught the tone. “You know,” he said, voice low and teasing, thumbing over his broad back, “I don’t give these ASSets up to just any guy.”

Paul blinked, then chuckled.

“Your sister a single mom?” Rob asked, voice low. 

Paul nodded.

Rob’s gaze drifted somewhere else, a nod, as if to say, “I know the look.”

“That’s a sacred thing. You stepping in like that. That’s how I saw who you really are.”

Paul smiled, feeling something real settle beneath the chaos. He hesitated, then reached into his pocket and drew out a fistful of the little Malin + Goetz tubes he’d swiped from first class. He pressed them into Rob’s palm.

“Give these to your wife,” Paul murmured, eyes shining. “She’ll like them.”

Rob’s hand closed over Paul’s, his grip warm and tight for a moment. A small nod. “Thanks, city boy.”

They traded looks as their hands passed, and Paul turned away.

He slid into his seat, heart still thumping with what had just happened. His niece instinctively snuggled against his arm, her small body warm and heavy, the soundtrack of family slumber all around. But for a second—just a second—he wished he could be up there, curled against Rob’s broad back, losing himself in that impossible calm, that warmth. Not forever, maybe not even for the whole night. Just for now.

He shook it off, smiled, and tried to look casual as his niece burrowed closer. After all, he wasn’t just an uncle. He was Guncle Paul—inventor of the Elevator Dance-Off, host of the Spill the Tea Party where every plushie got to air their dirty laundry. The guy who turned piggyback rides into HIIT concourse sprints and tag into a full cardio circuit. The undefeated champion of the Frozen karaoke battle, at every terminal from JFK to LAX. The kind of adult who made childhood not just safe, but fabulous.

Jen, half-awake, gave his seat a lazy thump with her knees.

“You were gone forever,” she mumbled, voice thick with sleep. “Don’t tell me you got airsick. Or worse—joined the mile high club.”

Paul snorted softly. “At ease, ma’am.” He gave her a little salute. “Get some sleep. Guncle Paul’s on watch.”

Jen grinned, thumped his seat again, more gently, and drifted off again, mouth open, snoring softly—her version of a blessing.

Paul settled back, the rumble of the plane and the comfort of family cocooning him. Up ahead, Rob shifted, pulled his cap low over his eyes, crossed his arms, and slid down into sleep—cool, calm, and impossibly perfect.

Paul tucked the blanket over his niece, curled against him, and let himself drift, sticky and sated, as the jet whispered its secrets through the night sky.

END


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