Straight and Sucking Dicks

Straight and Sucking Dick

Bisexual = Straight but also likes to suck dicks
Bisexual = Gay but you just happen to also like pussy

When are people going to realize that homosexuality has been going on since the beginning of time and it will continue to go on no matter what opinions are expressed for or against. All I could advise is to stop being offended by who you are. Some people are gay, get past it and live your life. Call it as it is, come out of your closet and enjoy both worlds while the real straights hold true to who they are and stick to the opposite sexes. 

As for me, I think sucking cock a lot of fun. It’s much better than conventional sex. You don't have to put up with a woman’s nagging, whining and a mouth that never shuts up, constant bitching, mood swings, credit card abuse, lousy meals, filthy homes and pathetic blowjobs. Your partner doesn't get knocked up and fat. You don't have to watch every word that comes out of your mouth for fear that she’ll misunderstand your intentions. You have a willing partner, even if you’re drunk. You can go back to watching TV when you’ve finished. You don't have to bribe you partner with gifts and dinner just to get laid, because they want sex just as much as you do. You don't have to deal with her obnoxious family. If you decide to go your separate way, you don't have to deal with her vengeance plan. More importantly you get to keep the home, car, motorcycle and boat that you paid for. No child support.
 
I’ve sucked so many cocks that when I sat here and added them up, it was like did I really give that many blowjobs? It became so mindless and automatic. Once I sucked that first cock, I had absolutely no hesitance or apprehension about going down on a guy, any guy anywhere, anytime. I never even exchanged a word with about half of the guys; they just stuck their cock through a hole in the wall and sucked it, which was fine by me because I’m not really interested in guys per se anyway because all I cared about was their cock. I loved the feel of a cock in my hand before I sucked it. The warmth and softness if it was soft. The firmness and power if it was hard.   

What with all the bare cocks that I’ve sucked and all the cum I’ve swallowed over the years, I realized how lucky I was to do all that and never get any diseases. I had very good insurance at work so I always got myself checked out by a doctor and had an AIDS test every six months. 

I went straight when I moved in with my girlfriend, Paige. Despite their faults, I totally love women, their bodies, their scent, their voices and their habits. They’re so much better than men in so many ways, but let’s face it, they don’t have a cock and a set of balls swinging between their legs.

Would I ever go back to giving blowjobs? Of course I would. Actually I did. My abstinence only lasted a week. 

I developed some strange habits at the height of my cocksucking days. It got so automatic and quick that if a guy showed me his cock I was down on my knees sucking it, no questions asked. I learned that even so called straight guys would whip it out quickly if I pushed the right buttons. I had straight guys constantly badgering me for blowjobs and co-workers would hint about it in private.

I could never let my girlfriends find out. When the subject of gays came up they were astonished at how quickly homosexuals hooked up. Once or twice they were curious enough that they wanted to watch, but in reality they abhorred men sucking other men’s cocks. Even the bi-sexual ones that would eat a pussy considered men sucking cocks to be and I quote, ‘an abomination to god.’

Altogether I’ve sucked at least five hundred cocks in my cock sucking career. The most I've chain-sucked is nine in one time. 

The weirdest thing was a ‘woman friend’ that I did revealed all this to. She got a kick out of it, laughed and still didn't break it off with me. She would refer to the 'mysterious' quick affairs as ‘people,’ as in, "Did you see people?" 

Once she wanted to share her makeup with me. Our relationship changed after that. I pretty much became her bitch because she knew I totally got off on her kinda knowing she could tell my co-workers. 

But things got weird, to the point where I would be talking to my boss, or a client, or some salesman and my eyes would constantly drift to their crotch. My language would constantly be peppered with subconscious slips and innuendos. My sucking cocks got out of control and I had to totally stop. 

As much as I enjoyed it, I’m glad that I stopped. I kept hearing about all these homosexuals with aids and they look so lame in public. I really do hate the whole gay persona. I never wanted to be like that. I’m glad that I can say that I remember the experiences with fond memories but have separated myself from it.

It's kind of sad that a guy can do on the ‘down low.’ What's funny is that girlfriends never, ever suspect what their boyfriends are up to, never. It’s sad because their women are so vulnerable to diseases, not just aids, but herpes, gonorrhea and syphilis to name a few. But what's a girl to do? Guys can hide it so well. Most of the guys I sucked or got sucked by were straight acting and were still with their wives. Only a few cases had broken it off with women.

One thing I learned. It doesn't matter what anyone says, if a guy sucks a cock he’s not straight. If he’s ever fucked a guy or been fucked by a guy he’s not straight. It doesn't matter how many women he’s fucked or if he’s married or not, he’s not straight if he’s fucking around or attracted to guys sexually. If two guys are together, it doesn't matter whose giving, who’s receiving, who’s on top or who's getting it up the ass, they are both partaking in gayness.    

Everyone is born either gay or hetero. Neither is right or wrong it’s just who you are.