Niko is naked and freshly showered, smelling of some sort of floral composition, his skin still slightly wet. I wanted him clean for this.
‘You didn’t pee in the shower?’ I ask.
‘No.’
‘Are you sure?’
‘Yes, I’m sure,’ he sounds offended. I know he does as he’s told but it’s hard not to piss in the shower.
We have plastic sheets spread on the kitchen floor and Niko is settling down on them with some unhappy noises. ‘It’s cold.’
‘I’ll warm you up,’ I say and finish up undressing. The floor is cold but I’m feeling hot. Niko is laying naked on his back and doesn’t know what do do with his hands.
‘Don’t fret so much, this is your Valentine’s present.’
Niko sighs but relaxes a little and his cock is starting to twitch. This time he’s empty and I’m not. I have a day’s load inside, ready to come out. I lower myself to the floor over Niko and sit on his face. I feel the first gentle licks against my hole as he starts rubbing my thighs. Muffled sniffing sounds make me hard in an instant.
‘Good little piggy,’ I say and lift off to let Niko catch a breath, then lean over his body and close my hand over his cock. ‘Keep eating.’
He doesn’t need much encouragement, his tongue is already flicking at my hole preparing for entry and I take his cock in my mouth. Good behaviour deserves a reward. I swallow him to the base and start sucking gently, working my tongue against his shaft. I can feel precum hitting my throat and slowly let his cock slip out of my mouth until I can focus my attention on the head.
Niko’s tongue is massaging my hole with long slow movements. I let him tease me a little longer then let out a little fart. Niko’s body tightens, his cock releases another long line of sticky precum and he pushes his tongue inside me.
I produce more farts and feel the mass filling my hole move down a notch. Niko’s tongue is wriggling in my ass, he must be tasting the tip of my shitberg by now because he starts purring. He throws his arms around my ass pulling himself up in an attempt to get in deeper, he’s now hanging off me, his upper body hovering over the floor.
He’s such a good boy, I’m beginning to feel emotional. I start pushing and the slow movement of matter inside me puts happy pressure on my prostate. It only takes a moment and I feel a turd exit my hole and transfer into Niko’s mouth.
I turn around for a look. Niko has settled back to the floor, his mouth is open and he’s tonguing a chunk of my shit, his eyes closed. I watch for a while then say, ‘drop it!’ Like talking to a dog.
Niko spits it out and licks his lips. The turd rolls down his cheek and ends up on the plastic. We have other plans for that. I resume position and get back to business. I’m not nearly done here.
I squeeze out more shit, softer this time, trying not to go too fast, and Niko welcomes each release with his tongue penetrating my shitting hole. He’s deep in there, his mouth pressed against my ring, his tongue Frenching the shit out of it. The licking noises become messier and wetter. The kitchen now smells like an outhouse.
With leisurely pushes I make it last about five minutes but eventually I’m done. Nothing but farts come out to meet Niko’s tongue. I stand up, look down at him and grin like a mad cartoon villain (probably). He’s quite the spectacle. Shit coats his mouth and nose, bits run down the side of his face, the floor around his head is a pile of dung.
I grab a bowl making a mental note to dispose of it after we’re done. ‘Get up, princess, time to tidy up.’
Niko takes the bowl and starts picking my dropping off himself, then the floor. I’m standing over him, watching and stroking my cock. For a moment, this clean up exercise makes the place look even worse but he’s precise and quickly collects all the precious fun stuff into the bowl. His hands now match his face.
I lean over to kiss Niko’s smelly toilet mouth, his tongue tastes like a wet diaper. He will stink of my shit for hours. Maybe we should go out after this, see how Niko does picking up girls in a bar with this breath.
My cock starts to kick dangerously so I detach myself from him before it gets too much. ‘Open your mouth,’ I say and he obeys immediately. I gather some spit and let one long drip fall into his mouth. ‘I don’t want to rob you of any flavour. Now get a spoon.’
While Niko delicately retrieves a spoon from a drawer with his shitty hands, I get the speculum from the table. It should make things easier than the last time.
‘Kneel on the sheets, ass up. Get comfortable.’
Niko positions himself as directed and I start fingering his hole to get him ready, feels like lube would spoil the end result so we’re rolling with spit. I swap between giving him a sloppy rimjob and opening him with my fingers, the shit bowl plus spoon waiting by my side. He’s cooing and moaning, his ass popping up to meet me with hungry enthusiasm.
Once my slobber starts flowing down his taint, I decide we are ready for the next act. I take the speculum, deepthroat the metal blades for some more lubrication and shove them into his asshole. Niko gives out a small yelp and retracts his ass a little.
‘Cold!’ He murmurs apologetically.
‘Uh-huh, what did you expect?’ I say and start turning the screw to spread the blades inside him. His hole widens slowly to a gape, and I keep turning until I can see his raspberry pink insides between the shining metal. He’s now open enough to fit, eh, one and a half bananas.
I scoop a spoonful of my shit from the bowl and feed it into his asshole. Niko shuffles a little when the spoon makes contact with his ring but refrains from complaining about the cold again, probably unwilling to test my patience any further.
The first shit delivery sticks to his opening so I have to use my fingers to push it in deeper. This will get messy quickly. I expected this. A turkey paster was another idea but I didn’t have the resolve to fuck around with mixing and consistency considerations. I load the spoon again and use it, together with my fingers, to move the shit down his hole.
Rinse and repeat, one spoon after another until the bowl is almost empty. Niko’s hole, the speculum, and my fingers are now smothered in shit. My cock is leaking like a faulty faucet as I pick up the last remaining piece - that first hard turd - and shove it inside Niko as the final plug, meant to keep all this load sort of in place.
I unscrew the speculum very carefully, trying to avoid pulling too much product out in the process. I’m sweating from focus and excitement and let myself take a few slow breaths. The shit on my fingers is mostly dry now but no bother. I reach around towards Niko’s face, ‘lick!’
He takes my dirty fingers into his mouth and I can feel his wet and warm tongue dancing over my skin. He’s sucking with so much appetite it feels like he’s eating me alive. I have to grab his throat to make him stop and recover my hand. It come out covered in bubbly, shitty spit and I take advantage of the artisanal lube secreted from Niko’s mouth to start stroking myself again.
Niko turns around, still on his knees, and rolls his hips.
‘How does it feel?’ I ask and he sways his ass a bit more, clearly needing more data to assess the situation
‘I don’t know. It’s kinda like I took half a shit and had to stop.’
‘Now you’re making me horny,’ I say and Niko looks down at my cock which hasn’t stopped leaking in a while.
‘What now?’ He asks with a little cheeky smile that never fails to get to me.
‘Now you can pee.’
‘Oh?’ Niko is surprised but starts making a move to get up off the floor. I pull him back down. ‘No. Not like that.’
I lay him down on the plastic again and get on top of his slender body. My weight makes him sigh and I can feel his joints relaxing under the pressure as I go for a romantic kiss and push my tongue into his mouth. The bitter taste is making me drool and Niko swallows everything I produce like a hungry baby bird.
I lift up to my knees and move up until I’m straddling over his neck. Niko understands the assignment and opens his mouth wide to swallow my full, throbbing cock. I grab the back of his head with both hands and start fucking his head like a fleshlight with eyes, moving his head up and down, enjoying the chocking sounds and the feel of his throat tightening against my cock with every gag.
It takes some effort to stop pumping his mouth but if I don’t, we’re not getting closure. So I stop and pull out of Niko’s head. My cock is now dripping in a well whisked mix of precum and saliva. It’s perfect.
I scuttle back down quickly and lift his legs onto my shoulders. Niko is clenching his tight little butt cheeks, probably to stop my shit from shooting out of him so I give his ass a good slap to make him relax. There’s no need for that anymore, we’re going full sails ahead. I position myself for entry, press my slippery cock against his hole (that lovely inviting hole full of my shit), and slide inside. His cock is hard and leaking over his stomach.
Forcing myself to be patient, I take the time to dig my way through the slowly yielding blockage, even though I want to rail him with all the steam I have. Niko lets out a long whimpering moan as I penetrate him with a slow push until my balls squash against his ass. He keeps making little panting noises while I hold there for a few moments.
I start grinding and churning the load inside his ass. I can feel it getting creamier by the second. Niko is grabbing at my hips. I can’t tell if he’s pushing or pulling. I let myself pick up speed and length. I’m pounding through shit right into Niko’s sweet spot, every move comes with more force. And he’s squealing and squirming under the unstopping hits to his prostate.
A few more good solid thumps and Niko’s body softens. I hear a mumbled ‘oh, fuck’ and a sudden stream of piss shoots out of his cock. The flow cuts out when I pull back but I know there’s more. There’s a lot more. Niko has had a lot of ginger ale. Niko didn’t get to piss for a good few hours. He’ll have to let all this out before he can cum.
I brace myself for more heavy action, press his legs down against my shoulders and start ramming him with long, hard thrusts. Each one releases a new fountain of piss. His cock is flopping like a fire hose. His back is arching over the floor and he’s now making noises fitting for a remake of the Exorcist. Meanwhile, my cock keeps pulling thick lumps of shit out of his asshole.
I’m holding on by a thread, delaying my release by pure stubbornness so I can watch Niko drench himself in own piss. His head is rolling in a urine puddle gathering on the plastic sheet. He squirts some out of his nose and licks it off his lips. Then his legs start to shake and he pushes against me so hard I can feel my knees slide back. I let myself fall down on him with the final push and blast inside him just as his cock starts to ooze cum.
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