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“Man, what’s he doing in there?  I’ve got to piss like a racehorse.” Rick said to Darryl.  They were talking about Bruce who’d been in the lavatory for the past few minutes.

Rick, Darryl, Gary, Warren and Bruce were all spending the evening at Darryl’s house.  Their respective wives had all met the fall before at a support group for women who couldn’t bear children.  The wives had bonded over their shared lack and had become fast friends.

At first they had met in twos and threes to have coffee or see a movie but in the last few months the friendships had escalated.  Now, they met every Friday night at one or another’s house and had a regular hen party until all hours.  And, of course, their husbands were expected to accompany them even though they usually got shunted aside while the girls gossiped and carried on.

Which is how the boys all wound up sitting in Darryl’s “den” with the TV on and a beer in their hand.

Rick had had two cans of beer in quick succession as soon as he’d arrived and was working on another.  That was the reason his bladder was about to burst.

Gary was on the sofa beside Rick and Darryl, Bruce was in the lavatory and Warren had said he needed to get something from his car just before they had all come into the den.  The den was converted from the garage, Darryl had insulated it and carpeted and installed the lavatory.  It was where he spent most of his time.  It was down a hallway from the main house and he liked the privacy.

“I’m actually getting cramps.” Rick said.  “I’ll never make it upstairs to the other john.”

“Just go knock on the door.” Gary said.

“Fuck this, I don’t care if he’s on the toilet or beating off or whatever, I’ll piss down the sink but I can’t wait any longer.”

He got up and stepped over to the lavatory door and turned the handle.  When he flung the door open, Rick, Darryl and Gary were confronted not with just Bruce but Bruce and Warren both.  Warren was leaning back against the vanity with his pants around his ankles.  Bruce was on his knees in front of him with Warren’s fat hard cock buried in his mouth.

“Sorry, you guys, but this can’t wait.” Rick said.  He pushed his way around the two men and stepped up to the toilet and unzipped.  He hauled out a long and fat cock and let it dangle while a thick stream of piss squirted into the bowl and turned the water to froth.

Sighing with relief, Rick turned his head and took in the other two men.  Bruce was still on his knees with his hard dick in his hand and Warren was still leaning back against the vanity but his erect cock was standing up and out in front of Bruce’s face.

“Were you just sucking on Warren’s dick?” he asked Bruce.  Gary and Darryl, standing looking in the doorway now, both let out a snort of laughter.

“I never pegged you for a cocksucker, Bruce.” Rick said.

“Yeah, well, surprise surprise!” Bruce responded.  

Warren didn’t say anything, he just turned beet red.

“How come you never offered to suck my dick?” Rick asked.  He had finished pissing and he turned to face the others.  His fat uncut cock hung down in front of him, at least 5 thick inches of soft meat.  A drop of piss glistened on the opening of his foreskin.  He reached into his fly and hauled out a surprisingly large ball sack and pair of big nuts and let them dangle with his cock.

“My dick is bigger than his and its prettier, too.” Rick said.  Gary and Darryl laughed again.  He did have a big dick and it was pretty.

“I never pegged you for a guy who let other guys suck his cock.” Bruce answered.

“Fuck, you ever met any guy who would turn down a free blowjob?  Especially from someone who knows what he’s doing and from the looks of it, you do.”

“Let me finish up with Warren here and you can have my next appointment.” Bruce said, giving Rick a smirk.

“I’m going to take you up on that, cocksucker.” he replied.

“Hell, if he gets a blowjob I want one, too.” Gary said.

“And it’s my house; you should have offered to blow me first.” Darryl said and they all laughed.

“Get your clothes off and get in line if you’re serious.” Bruce said.  “Either you want it or you don’t.”

The three looked at each other and Gary said, “Fuck, I’m not turning down a free blowjob.” and started undressing.

Darryl walked over and turned the knob lock on the door and threw a bolt, too.  When he turned around Gary was standing nude with a surprisingly big upright erection.

He, Rick, Warren and Bruce all came into the room and started shedding their clothes until all 5 of them stood nude in front of each other.  Darryl and Rick could have passed for brothers; they both had thick muscular builds and hairy chests and bodies.  Their cocks matched, too, both big and meaty over fat ball sacks.  Darryl was circumcised and that was the only notable difference.

Gary and Bruce shared a lot of similarities, too.  Both were lean and willowy with pale, almost hairless bodies.  They both had hard cocks standing up and were a similar 7 inches or so.

Warren was slightly older than the others and his body was softer but still powerful looking.  He had a thick patch of hair between his meaty pecs and a full bush over his erect cock.  His cock was extra fat with a wide flanged head and a pair of large balls in a tight sack underneath.

“Damn, I’ve always fantasized about messing with another guy but I never had the nerve before.  I can’t believe we’re doing this.  This is the hottest thing I‘ve ever done.” Gary said.

Bruce said, “Okay, Warren, take a seat.” indicating the sectional.  “I need to get back to taking care of business after being so rudely interrupted.”

Warren sat down and Bruce crouched between his legs and swallowed his fat cock head again.

“We’ve done this before.” Warren told the group.  “It started at that cookout we had a couple of months ago and we’ve hooked up a few times since.  Bruce is an expert cocksucker.”

“Man, you’ve been holding out on us.” Gary said.

He looked over at Darryl and Rick whose cocks were starting to harden and then he turned so that he was facing them.

“Can I touch your cocks?” he asked.

“Sure,” Rick said.  “Play with them all you want.”

He put a hand under each man’s cock and weighed them in his hand.

“They feel heavy, I never expected that.” he said.

“Stroke them a little bit.” Darryl said and Gary complied, jacking both cocks until they were fully hard.

“I can’t wait to see these big boys in action.” Gary told them.  Still holding onto each cock he looked over his shoulder to where Bruce’s head was bobbing up and down on Warren’s stiff dick.

Releasing the cocks in his hands he said, “I want to get a better look at this.”

He sat down on the sofa next to Warren and Bruce immediately wrapped a hand around his hard cock.

“I’m really going to get off on watching you get blown.” he told Warren, wrapping an arm over his shoulder.

Bruce looked up and said, “Your cock has my next appointment.”

Darryl and Rick sat down side by side on the other half of the sectional and watched the action.  Gary was running his hands over Bruce’s shoulders and even reached down under him and stroked his cock.

Darryl looked over at the thick cock standing up from Rick’s crotch and said, “You look pretty turned on.  I’ve never really seen an uncut cock close up before.”

Rick replied, “You can stroke it if you want.”

Darryl looked dubious for a moment but then he reached over and closed his hand around the rigid shaft.  He jacked the loose skin up and down a few times, watching the meaty hood retract and then recover the fat cock head.

“I always wondered what that feels like.” he told Rick.

Rick responded by reaching over and wrapping his hand around Darryl’s upright cock and giving it a few strokes.

“I always wondered if it makes your cock more or less sensitive if they cut it.” he said.

“Right now, I’d say more sensitive.” Darryl said, smiling.  “I never would have believed earlier today that I’d be sitting here tonight with a big hard cock in my hand and a good looking man stroking my stiff dick.”

“And I could say the same thing.” Rick replied.  He released Darryl’s cock and reached between his legs and scooped up his fat balls.  “These things are heavy.” he told Darryl.  “They need to be emptied.”

“That’s the plan as soon as my turn comes.”

They went back to stroking each other’s dick and Darryl asked, “You’re pretty cool about all of this.  You’ve had guys suck you off before, haven’t you?”

Rick replied, “When I was in the Navy.  It seemed like every bar we went into had at least one cocksucker hungry for Navy dick.  They usually were willing to pay for it, too, so me and my buddies weren’t about to turn down easy beer money.  So, yeah, I’ve been blown before.”

“I haven’t.” Darryl replied.  “I sit here some nights and watch porn and I fantasize about it, though.”

“I’m just sorry I never took the opportunity to fuck any of those guys in the ass, back then.” Rick said.  “I feel like I missed out on something.”

Bruce was still bobbing away on Warren’s fat cock and Gary was exploring Bruce’s body.  He got up and stood behind him looking down and said, “Goddamn, you’ve got a hotter looking ass than my wife.  You guys should check this out.”

“In case it gives you any ideas, I like getting fucked in it, too.” Bruce said.

Gary squatted down behind him and spread his cheeks to look at his ass hole.  His cock was so stiff it was bouncing with his heart beat.

Darryl leant down and opened the drawer in the bottom of the coffee table and drew out a big jar of lube.

“This is what I use to jerk off with.” he told Gary.  “It ought to work for fucking butt, too.”

He tossed it to Gary who opened it and proceeded to lube up his stiff dick.

Darryl moved to close the drawer but Rick stopped him, saying, “What else have you got in there? I see something pink.”

He opened the drawer all of the way and said, “I found Darryl’s toy box!”

He reached into the drawer and pulled out a short squat black cylindrical object.  The shaft tapered to a blunt point and the was a deep groove near the base.  He held it up and looked at Darryl.

“It’s a butt plug.” Darryl said.  “I use it some time when I beat off.”

“In your ass?” Rick asked.

“Yeah, haven’t you ever played with your butt hole before?”

“Not hardly.” Rick replied.

He reached into the drawer and pulled out a big flesh colored dildo that looked like a realistic vein covered cock.

“You stick this up your butt, too?” he asked.

“Yeah, you wouldn’t believe how it feels to shoot your load when your ass is filled.  It’s so good it gets addictive.”

Rick held the dildo up beside his cock and compared them.

“This thing is slightly bigger than my dick.” he said.  “That must have taken some practice.  You ever had a real cock up there?”

“Nope.” Darryl replied.  “But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try it if the right cock came along.”

Rick noticed that he was staring at his hard cock.

Next Rick pulled out a couple of leather and Velcro straps and showed them to Darryl.

“Cock rings.” Darryl stated.  “Don’t tell me you’ve never used a cock ring?”

“What do they do?” Rick asked.

“Here, let me show you.”

He took one of the straps and stood in front of Rick.  He looped the strap under his heavy ball sack and then pulled it tight across the base of his cock shaft on the other side and pressed the Velcro together.  More blood pumped into his cock and it swelled and darkened a shade as it stood erect.

“Let me put one on you.” Darryl told him.

He knelt between Rick’s muscular thighs and lifted his heavy ball sack while slipping the leather strap underneath.

“I’m not the only one who needs a draining.” he said, fondling the fat balls.  

He dropped Rick’s nut sack and pulled the strap tight around his cock and balls and fastened it, then gave his swollen cock a few friendly pumps.  The deep red cock stood straight up in the air, even fatter than before and the head poking out of the foreskin.

Gary, meanwhile, had eased his greasy dick up into Bruce’s tight ass hole and pressed until it was fully engulfed in the tight chute.

“Oh, man, I always wondered what it felt like to fuck a guy’s butt.” he said.  “This is better than any pussy.  It’s so tight and hot up there.”

He slowly started to fuck his cock in and out of the tight ring and Bruce spread his legs further apart and tipped his ass up to give him better access.

Suddenly they heard the sound of a pair of high heels clattering down the hallway outside and then the knob being tried. All five men froze.

“What are you boys doing in there?” they heard Rick’s wife call through the door.

“We’re watching football, drinking beer, eating snacks, belching and farting.” Rick called back.

He looked down to where Darryl still crouched between his thighs and watched as Darryl opened his mouth and closed it around his swollen cock head and began to swab the hot meat with his tongue while Rick squirmed.

“Yuck, you guys are so gross!” his wife called back.  “Just stay in there.  We’re doing each other’s hair and giving ourselves facials and we don’t want you all to see us.”

Rick was gasping as the hot tongue teased his cock but he managed to gasp out, “Don’t worry, dear, we have everything we need to keep us happy.”

The high heels clattered off in the opposite direction and Rick reached down and smacked Darryl on the head.

“You bastard!” he said.

“You should have seen your face!  Taking a mouth full of cock was worth it just to see your expression.” Darryl said.

Rick reached into the drawer and pulled out another toy.  This one resembled an oversized crooked finger made from hard black plastic.  On the end there was a fat black knob.

“And what the hell is this?” he asked.

“It stimulates your prostate when you stick it up your butt.” Darryl said.

“You mean like when the doctor feels around up there?  This is supposed to feel good?”

“Jesus, you really are a dummy.” Darryl replied.

He looked over to where Gary, Bruce and Warren were huddled.  Gary had his cock buried in Bruce’s spread ass and Bruce had Warren’s cock in his mouth, nursing on it as his hole got plowed.  They were all three oblivious to anything else.

He reached over and grabbed the jar of lube that Gary had used.

“Okay, numbnuts, I’m going to teach you about your prostate.” he told Rick.

He grabbed Rick’s legs under the knees and lifted, pushing them up and back so that his ass turned up and spread open.  Darryl could see his tight sphincter buried in a mass of wiry hair and he stroked the tiny hole with his finger tip.

“Its obvious nothing has ever been up this little pucker.” he said.

“You’re damned right.” Rick replied.  “You’re looking at a virgin.”  

His cock, tightly bound up in the cock ring, was pulsing with blood where it lay glued to his abdomen.

Darryl scooped up a finger full of lube and began to massage Rick’s tight ass hole.

As he stroked it, Rick said, “That feels pretty good.”

He stroked it a little more and then placed his fingertip against the tightly furled hole.  He pressed and his finger sank to the first knuckle inside of Rick’s ass.  Rick’s body stiffened and jerked but as Darryl slowly fucked his fingertip in and out of the hole, Rick relaxed.

“That feels really hot.” Rick said, and then gasped as Darryl sank another knuckle’s worth of finger into his hole.

Slowly fucking his finger in and out, he eventually buried his entire finger up Rick’s ass.

“Okay, this is your prostate.” Darryl said.  

He wiggled his finger around inside of Rick’s ass until he found the smooth knot of flesh and pressed it.  Rick’s body stiffened and he raised his hips.  His cock was stiff as a crowbar and thick precum was flowing out of the distended piss slit.

“Holy fuck, what are you doing up there?” Rick gasped as his hips involuntarily pumped up and down, riding the finger up his ass.

“Feel good?”

“It feels like I’m shooting my load every time you hit that spot.” Rick said.  “Is that how it feels when a broad gets fucked?”

“No, but it’s how it feels when a guy gets fucked, if he’s lucky.”

He slowly withdrew his finger from Rick’s tight ass ring and said, “Want to try the toy now?”

“Hell, yeah, if it feels like that.”

Darryl picked up the black finger toy and coated it with a thick layer of lube.  He pressed it against Rick’s reddened ass hole and watched as it started to disappear.  He slowly fed it into the tight hole and when it was all the way in up to the knob he watched as Rick moved his ass, feeling it bang against his gland.

He grabbed the fat black knob and jiggled the toy in Rick’s hole and watched him squirm in ecstasy.  Rick wrapped both hands around his swollen, dripping cock and held it straight up from his crotch.

They both became conscious of Gary making a low moaning noise and the sound of his sweaty hips slapping against Bruce’s vibrating ass cheeks.  He made a final growl deep in his throat and thrust his cock all the way to his balls up Bruce’s hole.  Tremors passed over his body as he squirted the hot juice out of his balls, up his cock shaft and into Bruce’s burning fuck tunnel.

He backed his still stiff dick out of the tight hole and Warren jumped up, saying, “I’ve got to fuck that hole next.”

Bruce grimaced as he pressed his thick cock into his gaping ass hole in one swift thrust.

“Damn, if I’d known your cock felt that good I would have had you fuck me months ago.” he told Warren.

“I need to fuck something, too.” Rick said, standing up.  “This thing in my ass is driving me crazy.”  

His distended cock was bouncing up and down and a steady stream of thick clear precum leaked from his slit.

“You want to try my ass on?” Darryl asked him.

“Oh, fuck, yeah.  That’s exactly the ass I want.”

Darryl swept the things littering the coffee table off onto the floor and lay down on his back so that his ass hung over the edge and then raised his legs till his knees rested against his shoulders.  He scooped up a big gob of lube and used his fingers to stuff it up his puckered hole.  When he was good and greased, he stroked more lube over Rick’s pulsing dick. Then he laid back, his ass spread wide and his little opening pulsing in the deep hairy crack.

“Put it in me slow.” he instructed Rick.

Gary was watching and crawled over to where Rick and Darryl were.

“Are you guys going to fuck?  Can I watch?” he asked.

“Front row center.” Rick replied.  

He was rubbing his thick cock head up and down in Darryl’s wide spread crack.  He stopped with the fat head resting against the tiny ass hole, and then began to press.  The pucker slowly unfurled and Rick and Gary watched as the meaty cock head disappeared into Darryl’s ass.

“Fuck, that looks hot.” Gary said.  “I want to get fucked, too.”

“The first minute or two hurts, just until I loosen up.” Darryl told them.

Rick held still so that Darryl could become accustomed to the thick cock invading his ass and then he began to press forward again.  The thick vein covered shaft smoothly slid into Darryl’s hole until it was buried inside with Rick’s wiry pubes mingling with the dark hair growing around Darryl’s fuck hole.

“Goddamn, when I thrust forward this toy up my ass pokes right against my prostate.” Rick said.

“That’s the whole idea.  Start fucking me and see how it feels.”

Rick began to fuck his cock in and out of Darryl’s tight ass ring, softly moaning all the while.

“This is going to take so getting used to.  It feels like I’m going to cum every time I fuck into you.  But it’s really hot to look down and instead of you being all smooth I see your big cock and balls bouncing when I fuck you.” Rick replied.

Gary was watching the two men fuck and even though he had just emptied his balls up Bruce’s ass, his cock started stiffening again.

He glanced over at Bruce, now with his head on the floor and his ass raised and spread while Warren’s wide meat slid in and out of his juicy hole.

“I need some dick, too.” he said and leant over Darryl’s body and sucked his stiff cock into his wet mouth.  Darryl had a rock hard cock jack hammering his ass hole and a velvety wet mouth and tongue making love to his cock.  Life was good.

“Get out of my way; I need to shoot a load up this fuck hole.” Rick said, pushing Gary to the side.  

He raised Darryl’s legs until the rested over his shoulders, then climbed on top of the coffee table so that he could penetrate the hot hole to maximum depth.  Perched on his knees he rested his hairy chest against Darryl’s hairy chest and held his head as he began to kiss his mouth, his tongue fucking in and out in time to his cock.

Gary knelt behind them, looking up between Rick’s legs so that he could watch the swollen meat slide in and out of the clutching ass hole, his big balls slamming against Darryl’s ass cheeks with every plunge.  Rick’s ass was spread wide and Gary could see the fat black knob that anchored the toy deep in his hole.

 He grasped the knob and began to wiggle it back and forth.

Rick went crazy, gasping and moaning with his tongue deep in Darryl’s mouth.  He began to fuck harder, plunging his cock into his guts with violent thrusts.  Darryl’s arms fell to the sides and he abandoned himself to the violent fucking.

After only a couple of minutes, Gary and Darryl could both tell that Rick was ready to cum.  Gary could see his big balls climbing up the sack and hugging his body and Darryl could feel his wide cock head expanding inside his fuck chute.  Gary gave the knob on the toy a few harder jolts and with a long groan, the cum started shooting out of Rick’s cock.

Darryl could feel the hot juice geysering into his tender ass chute, painting the walls of his ass with cum for the first time.  His cock bucked with every spurt that flooded into him.

“Oh, fuck, pull that thing out of me, Gary!” Rick said.  “I’m too tender after shooting.”

Gary grasped the knob and slowly extricated the toy from Rick’s tight ass hole.  When it finally popped free, a tremor passed over his entire body.

Warren was ready to shoot his load, too.  As Rick’s cock slowly wilted inside of Darryl’s ass, they watched the final moments of Bruce’s ass fuck.  Warren was hammering away, thrusting so hard into Bruce’s ass that Bruce’s whole body moved forward each time.  Warren had a tight grip on his hips and pulled the juicy hole back up his cock each time, too.

As they watched, he gave one final thrust that knocked Bruce off of his knees so that he was flat on his stomach with the massive cock buried deep in his hole.  Each time a fiery load of cum blasted out of his cock head, Warren made a deep grunt and thrust his cock deeper while Bruce thrust his ass back to seat the cock as far as possible in his guts.

“Holy mother of god, I want my ass fucked, too.” Gary said.

Rick slowly backed his spent cock out of Darryl’s gooey ass hole.  While Darryl was lying on his back recovering from being ass fucked for the first time, Gary grabbed his big hard dick and said, “I want this fucker up my ass.”

“You sure about that, buddy?” Darryl responded, sitting up.  Rick gave him a hand and he stood up with his hard cock jutting upward.

Gary climbed on the table top on all fours, his ass in the air, spread wide to be fucked.

“I think that means ‘yes’.” Rick told Darryl.

“This is going to hurt if it’s the first time.” Darryl told Gary.  

He lubed up his cock and stood behind Gary looking at his ass.  His crack was hairless as a baby and his soft buns just had a fine downy growth on them.  His little pink ass hole was tightly puckered, almost invisible if it hadn’t been a slightly deeper pink.

“Go ahead and hurt me.” Gary replied.  “I’ve been fantasizing about a cock up my ass for years.  I want your cock inside me.”

“I’ll give him something to occupy his mind.” Bruce said, walking to the head of the table.  He pulled Gary’s head up and slid under him so that he and Gary were head to toe.  Bruce’s hard cock stood in front of Gary’s face and as Bruce began to suck Gary’s cock, Gary reciprocated, swallowing the hard meat down to the root.

As the two 69’d, Darryl pressed his fat cock head between Gary’s cheeks.  At first the tight hole resisted but as he pressed harder, it began to open around his cock.  The head disappeared, surrounded by the tight red ring of ass muscle and Darryl paused.

“You okay, Gary?” he asked.

“Fuck, yeah. That barely hurt at all, I must really want your cock.” he replied and went back to slobbering over the big cock in his mouth.

Rick stood beside Darryl and watched his fat shaft sink inside of Gary’s ass while he massaged Darryl’s muscular ass cheeks.

“Man, that looks so hot I wish it was me getting your dick.” he said.

“We can work on that in the future.” Darryl replied, kissing him on the mouth as he began to slide his cock in and out of Gary’s virgin hole.

Gary raised his head from the cock he was sucking and said, “Fuck, this feels so fucking good I wish I had tried it years ago.”

Darryl fucked in and out, his meaty cock sliding easily back and forth and his heavy balls swinging an inch or so above Bruce’s eyes.  Bruce had a ringside seat viewing the opening of Gary’s ass.

Darryl and Rick were kissing harder, their tongues deep in each other’s mouth.  Rick, his hand playing over Darryl’s ass, found his stretched hole and began to finger fuck it.  The sensation made Darryl fuck harder and faster, his big dick flying in and out.

In a few more moments, Darryl could feel the hot juice in his balls boiling over.  He thrust his dick deep into the tight hole and Rick shoved two fingers up his cum filled hole at the same time.  The cum burst from his piss slit, drenching Gary’s virgin ass chute.

Bruce could see that Darryl was coming, his balls were pulled up tight and the gobs of cum were pulsing up his dick channel only inches from his eyes.  It was too much and his own balls retracted and began spilling their load.  Gary, feeling the hot juice filling his ass and mouth at the same time, squirted his second load of the night into Bruce’s hungry throat.  Gary sucked hard on the big dick in his mouth, craving more of the ball juice he was tasting for the first time and he sucked the dick until the last drops were gone.

Rick eased his fingers out of Darryl’s ass hole and Darryl eased his softening cock out of Gary’s ass.  Gary climbed off the table and stood up, surveying the three guys.

“I want all of you guys to fuck my ass. “he said.  “That was the hottest fucking thing that ever happened to me.  I want to suck your cocks, too, and have you shoot your load down my throat.”

“Did you swallow Bruce’s cum?” Rick asked.

“Yeah, wasn’t I supposed to?”

“Yeah, it’s just that first time cocksuckers are usually kind of leery of that.” Rick said.

“I loved it.  I can’t wait till the next time.” Gary replied.

The four turned to Warren who had been silent since spilling his load up Bruce’s ass.  He had fallen asleep on the sofa, his mouth open as he softly snored.

“Well, that’s kind of insulting.” Darryl said with a smile.  He reached over and shook Warren’s knee, who came awake with a start.

“Time to get dressed, sleeping beauty.” Darryl told him.

The five slowly put their clothes back on, hampered by Gary’s frequent need to fondle each of their cocks before they disappeared.  When they were all dressed, they sat back down on the sofas in front of the TV.

 At first no one spoke but finally Gary said, “We’re going to do that again, right?”

They all looked side eyed at each other until Rick spoke.

“I’m up for it if you guys are.”

“We could make a regular thing of it.” Gary said.  “Whenever the wives get together, we can get together and fuck.  I want all of you to take turns on my ass.”

“We could do something like that, you know.” Darryl said.  “We’re all like extra wheels when the wives get together, anyway.  We could tell them that we’re going out together, then get a cheap motel room and fuck as much as we want.”

“Except we’d need a credit card to rent a room and I can just imagine explaining to my wife when it shows up on the statement.” Warren said.

Darryl drew out his wallet, opened it and held up a credit card.

“Behold my secret account.” he said.  “How do you think I mail order all the porn and toys?  I’ve got a secret postal box, too.  The credit card bill goes there and no one ever knows except me.  If we divide the room 5 ways it will cost almost nothing.”

“Goddamn, this could really work.” Bruce said.  “We can send the girls out on their own and meet up every week.  God knows I could use some steady cock.”

“We’re going to do this.” Gary said.  “This is going to be the highlight of my week.”

Rick sat thinking for a moment and then he asked, “What if we know somebody that we can add to the group?”

“I knew you were fucking around, you were just too cool.” Darryl said.

“Well, I’m not.  At least, not yet.  I don’t know if I ever mentioned my new neighbors.  There’s a mother, father and son.  The son is in college and he’s off for the summer.  The parents are on an extended trip to Europe and the son is home alone.  He gets out there every week and mows the yard and all he wears is a skimpy little pair of running shorts.  You can see the outline of his cock every time he moves; one time I could see the head on it hanging out of his leg.  Anyway, I must have been staring at him too much because just before we came over tonight, he was out there again.  I was waiting by the car and he came over to where I was.  ’Want me to give you a trim while I’m at it?’ he asked me.  ’Thanks, I’ll do it.’ I said.  ’Anything else you’d like some help with?’ he then asked and I noticed he was staring at my crotch.  I’ve got to admit, being that close to a mostly naked guy had my dick swelling.  ’Want to come over later for a drink?’ he asked.  “No, we’re going to hang out with some friends tonight.” I told him.

‘If they all are as hot as you, they’re welcome to come over, too.’  He turned around and pulled his shorts up until they were tucked between his ass cheeks and his buns were showing, then looked over his shoulder and said, ‘It’s so hot tonight.  I hope I can get cooled off.’  Just then the wife came out and we got in the car.  But, I bet that guy would be hot to join us.”

“I know someone, too.” Darryl said.  “There’s this guy at work, he’s openly gay.  He’s a good looking little fucker, too.  He’s always made little cracks to me that could be taken as leading but I never did anything except laugh.  Last week, I was in the john, pissing at the urinal and he came in.  He stepped up to the next one and undid his pants but instead of just pulling his dick out, he dropped his pants down to his knees so that his ass showed.  He caught me checking it out and he said, ‘See anything you like?’  I didn’t know what to say and then he looked over the partition at my cock.  I’d gotten a hard on looking at his ass and when he saw it, he said, ‘I sure see something that I like.  I’d like to see it a lot closer, too.  Want to stop by my place Friday night?’

I put my cock away and zipped up and said, ‘Sorry, I hang out with the guys on Friday night.’

‘Just bring them along. I’m sure I can make them feel welcome.’ he said.  Since then, whenever he sees me he gives me a little smirk and focuses on my crotch.”

Darryl reached over and cupped Rick’s full crotch.

“I can testify that he’d like some of this.” he said.

Rick cupped Darryl’s dick in return.  “Let’s wait till I get my fill of this before we invite him along.” he told him.

Gary was lying with his head on Warren’s lap and he said, “Damn, you smell good.  I wonder why no one ever thought to make an aftershave that smells like balls?”

From the hallway came the clatter of high heels again.  Darryl jumped up and opened the door to his wife just as she arrived.

“Peweeeeee!” she said.  “This place smells like the rhino house at the Zoo!  Open that outside door and let some air in before the whole house smells like a locker room.” Darryl did as told and his wife said, “You can all come out now.”

The guys followed her into the living room where the other wives sat waiting.

“How do you like my hairdo?” Rick’s wife asked.

“It makes you look very sophisticated.” he said.  Actually, it looked the same as it always did to him.

“Do you mean old?”

“No.  You know, like one of those models in your magazines.” he replied.

The other wives all cooed at that and the other guys spent at least 10 minutes complimenting their wives so they wouldn’t feel slighted.

“We were talking tonight.” Bruce’s wife said.  “You know that big outlet mall that’s about a hundred miles up the highway?  We were thinking about going there next week.”

“We were talking, too.” Rick said.  “You know how we’re always kind a damper on your fun every week?  We were thinking maybe we should be like all of you and get together and hang out on our own while you girls have your fun?”

“Hang out doing what?” Warren’s wife asked suspiciously.

“You know, we can go out bar hopping or go see the action movies that you all hate, that kind of stuff.  Just being guys together.” Gary said.

“Or picking up whores?” Rick’s wife said.

“No, nothing like that.  Just us guys getting together and having fun with each other.  Nothing to do with other women.  I’ll even let you smell my dick when I get home; all it will smell like is man.” Rick replied.

All of the wives screamed and covered their ears.

“I just might do that.” his wife said.

“I think it’s kind of nice that you all are bonding this way.” Bruce’s wife said.  “You guys can be a support for each other the way we all are.”

“That’s right.” Warren said.  “We didn’t realize how much we had in common till we got talking tonight.”

Darryl’s wife looked at the other women with a sly smile.

“We could leave early on Saturday.  I could drive the van and we could all ride together.  We could spend the whole day shopping.”

“We could all hang out at our house and watch TV and DVD’s.” Rick said to his wife.

“I could stuff the fridge with snacks and beer and that way we wouldn’t have to make any dinner.” his wife said.

“You know, fifty miles on up the freeway there’s another outlet mall.” Warren’s wife said.

“And I know of a really neat antique mall that’s right on the way.” Bruce’s wife added.

“So how about it?” Gary said.

The wives sat thinking for a minute and then Darryl’s wife said, “It’s worth a try.  Ooooh, girls, remember that cruise we talked about?”

“Cruise?” Rick asked.

“Yes, we weren’t going to bring it up because we know you all hate that kind of thing.  It’s for 2 weeks in a couple of months.  We could go on the cruise and you all could take vacation time and rent a cabin and fish or whatever.” his wife replied.

“Some place out in the woods where we could run around in our jockey shorts all day and piss off of the porch.” Bruce said.

“Yuck!  Yeah, some place like that.” his wife said.

“I think we are coming up with a plan.” Gary’s wife said.  “Let’s try it on Saturday.”

The other wives all quickly agreed and Rick said, “I might even invite Tim from next door to hang out with us, too.”

“That would be so nice.  I worry about him over there on his own.  You guys could kind of mentor him and give him male companionship.” his wife said.

“I’m sure we’d all be up for it.” Rick said.

“Just one thing.  I’ll give you all a call when we’re about an hour away on our way home.  I want the house spotless when I get there; I’m not coming home and cleaning up after you heathens.”

“You call us and everything will be perfect when you arrive.” Bruce said.

“Come on,” his wife said, standing up, “you’re going home and taking a shower.  You all smell like an old jockstrap.”

“We were wrestling around earlier.” Rick said.  “That’s what happens when guys get together.  I guess it’s a hormone thing.”