Post Pandemic - New Friends

When the pandemic came to an end I was dying to get back on the road traveling. None of my friends were able to take any time off until Mardi Gras so we all decided to take a trip to NOLA. I was working from home so I decided to head down to the Big Easy a few days early to take in some of the more historic areas that my buds would have no interest in. I knew they would all want to hang out at the bars all night and sleep all day ( not that I was complaining about some long overdue fun!)

I arrived on a Thursday afternoon, too late to hit any historic spots but too early to check into my hotel. So I left my suitcase with the hotel staff and asked them to text me when I could check into my room. I was staying near the French Quarter and thought I would take a spin through to look around before things got too crazy. I wandered all through the French Quarter until I had come out the other side. I was just about to turn around when I spotted a gay flag in a bar window. The sign said “Phoenix” and I deceived to pop in for a beer, to use the bathroom and sit down for a few. When I walked through the front door it took a minute for my eyes to adjust to the dark bar. 

The rough looking bartender said hello and it took me a minute to take in all the tattoos covering his muscled chest and arms. I guess he could tell I was gawking because he just smiled a huge grin as I gathered my thoughts and asked where the bathroom was. He just pointed to the back and I took off deeper into the bar. I whipped out my cock at the urinal and was surprised that the one look at that bartender gave me a chubby. I had clearly been in isolation too long during COVID.

After I stuffed my half hard dick into my shorts I wandered back out to the bar and took a seat by the bartenders station. I asked for his recommendation for a beer on draft and a few moments later I was sipping my beer as we ran through the normal tourist questions I am sure he had asked a thousand time. I told him I was from St. Louis, I worked from home and could travel whenever, etc. He complimented me on my biceps I was showing off in my tank top and I told him I had been a gymnast in high school and college. After a few beers and a complimentary shot of tequila I got real chatty about his tattoos. I was asking questions that I normally wouldn’t have the balls to - but the drinks had given me liquid courage. He could tell I was drooling in my beer and made a show of peeling off his white tank top to show me a tattoo across the back of his shoulders. He then tossed his tank onto the back of the bar and continued our conversation shirtless ( no complaints from me!).

More drinks - more shots and my inhibitions continued to melt away. We had been through more questions and deduced that I was single and he was married. His husband was a bouncer at this bar and a few others around town. He even slid in that they had an open relationship. Very smooth.

He continued to set up the bar for the evening. When he turned on all the tvs in the bar and porn began to play, the conversation slowly turned more towards sex. He could tell I was a bit tipsy and was doing his best to embarrass me with the blunt sexual questions he started to ask. I was just drunk enough to answer everything he thought to ask. It must have been the darkness of the bar and the booze combo - because I finally started asking him about his sex life. Turns out he and his husband were both tops and that is why they had an open relationship. He shared some of their sexual adventures with tourists that had passed through town. They had met a super cocky hot corn-fed dude from Kansas a few weeks ago. He had stopped into the bar in the middle of the day ( like me ) it was his first time in New Orleans. He said they convinced him to go home with them and had taken turns fucking him all night. They hadn’t told him they had each taken a viagra and told him he couldn’t cum until they were done fucking. He had been bitchy and condesending all night so they were going to teach him about being humble. They fucked him until about 1am and then quickly made him get dressed ( without cumming ) so they could all make it back to the bar for last call. Once they were back to the bar they had a few drinks and since they worked at the bar the other bartenders had let them stay after the bar was closed. They had been playing the Kansas dude’s dick and keeping him hard so he didn’t forget he still hadn’t cum. He had a serious case of blue balls and a ton of drinks. They asked him if he wanted to cum. He was basically horny drunk mess and he though they would take him back home to finish the job. They were all finishing their drinks as the other bar staff moved around them cleaning up empty bottles and chatting. The bartend said he unzipped the Kansas dudes fly, pulled his dick out and started to slow jerk his hard cock. The guys was horny and into it and the bar was still dark - so he just went with it. First his zipper was just undone and his dick out , then his husband who was sitting behind the dude on a barstool, started to slowly work his shorts lower on his hips. The bartender popped the bottom on his shorts and in a flash his shorts and boxers were around his ankles. The slow hand job continued and soon the dude forgot his pants were around his ankles. All he was thinking about was finally cumming. The bar staff continued to clean up but saw was what going on and left the bar dark. Once the dude was really getting into it and he had come close to cumming a couple times - they decided to take it a step further. The bartenders husband reached down and lifted the dude by his waist and slid him up onto his knee. This cause the guy to be lifted up just far enough that his feet were dangling and no longer touching the floor. More hand job and more squirming and eventually the guys shorts and boxers had slipped off one foot. His husband had moved up form his waist to teasing his nipples from behind while the bartender stroked the dudes precum covered cock. The next thing the bartender knew, his husband had whipped the dudes tank top off over his head and tossed it onto the bar so he could have better access to his nipples ( and so staff behind the bar could get a better look). He could tell the dude was a little embarrassed because his checks were flushed. That in itself was a turn on because he was emabarrased but too horny to tell them to stop. So the bartender said he decided to see how far this dude would go. Without stopping the handjob, he bent down and slid the guys shorts and boxers off the other foot and then tossed them up on the bar with his shirt. This snapped the dude out of it and he started to squirm to get back on his feet. They told him it was cool in this bar and to just get back up on his husbands lap and let them make him cum. Again - too horny to stop he agreed. This time they lifted up into the lap of his husband sitting on the barstool behind the dude. Then his husband reached down from his nipples and spread the dudes knees open wide until they slid to the outside of the husbands knees. Now that the horny dude was spread wide he really started pumping on his cock to distract from how exposed he was. The bartender spit onto his free hand and rubbed it onto the now exposed, well used hole of the Kansas dude. They hadn’t let him shower and so the lube from earlier was slick in no time and he matched the strokes with fingering the dudes hole. He said the guys eyes rolled back in head and he leaned backward with his head on his husbands shoulder and gave into the handjob and finger bang. The bartender said they were both shocked how slutty this dude was being in public and wanted to see how far he would go to cum. The Kansas dudes eyes were closed, the bar was still dark, music playing and he was in his own litter world. The other bar staff were all starting to pay attention and silently cheering them on to make this guy cum. The bartender made a nod to the bar back to take the dudes clothes off the bar. He slide them quickly away and took them into the back. His husband reached down and grabbed the dudes hands and moved them up to his own nipples. Without missing a beat the Kansas dude started playing with his own nipples while the bartender took turns spitting on the guys dick and then sliding his fingers out of his hole - spitting on them and sliding back in. He said each time he spit he made it louder and more dramatic - but the Kansas guy never even opened his eyes. He was just rolling his hips in time with the pounding his hole and dick were taking. The guy started bucking his hips and was clearly getting close. The bar back had come around to the front of the bar to get a better look and couldn’t resist leaning over to add his spit to the finger fucking. When the other bar staff saw what was going on they all wanted to get in on it. The bartender leaned over and told the bar back to get ready to kill the music and turn on the bar lights  on his signal. The Kansas dude was bucking his hips, playing with his nipples and grunting like a total pig. All the bar staff gathered around, some sitting on top of the bar to get a good view. The bartenders husband leaned over into the Kansas dudes ear and told him to shoot his load and they guy went into overdrive. As soon as his stomach muscles clenched and his face twisted up, the bartender said he could feel the dudes asshole clamp down on his fingers and then is back arched.  The bartender felt that first wave of orgasm hit and gave the signal. The bar floodlights flashed on and the guys eyes flew open to take in the crowd around him. Then the music went silent and the room filled up with his grunting and he shot load after load in front of the whole bar staff. His face was bright red and the sloppy finger fucking was the loudest noise in the room.

Everyone started cheering him on and he scrambled to compose himself and slide off to stand on the floor. The Bartender and his husband stood up and started to help close down the bar and the Kansas dude ran off to the bathroom to get out of the bright lights. He said the guy was in there forever and when he finally came out, the whole bar staff was sitting on the bar watching him walk accords the room trying to cover his junk to ask for his clothes. The bartender handed them to him and they all watched as the guys got dressed and took off out of the bar without a word. 

I was listening so hard to that sex story that I  didn’t even realize my dick was now rock hard. The bartender knew he had me wound up by the grin on his face. I told him that was the hottest story had ever heard and he handed me another beer. He asked if I had ever been naked in a bar and I told him no. He grinned real big and said I should give it a try. He would love to see me naked.

My dick was pounding, I was drunk and now very horny. I teased him back and said maybe I would - no time like the present! I whipped my shirt off and tossed it on the bar, then spun around and hopped off my barstool to head to the bathroom. I decided to give him a show and so I popped the button on my shorts and lowered my zipper as i crossed the room. Then I slowly started pushing my shorts down so he could see my ass as I disappeared into the bathroom. 

I walked up to the urinal with a big grin on my face thinking about that sexy tatted up stud watching my ass walk away. I had my hardon in my hand trying to piss when the bartender walked up behind me. He said “ don’t stop on my account - I just wanted to get a better look at that ass!”

He put a hand on my shoulder from behind and then with the other hand grabbed the back of my shorts and pulled them down to my knees. I tried to spread my legs, laughing and tryin to keep my shorts from touching the disgusting floor. He was laughing too and I told him not to let me shorts touch the floor. He said “ok, ok, ok…but you are going to have to work with me here..” then in a fast series of events he grabbed my free hand and made me hold the top of my shorts. Then he lifted my left knee up and slid my shorts over my tennis shoe. He dropped my foot and then lifted my right knee and whisked my short off all together then tossed them into the sink. With both his hands free - he whipped my tank top off over my head and tossed it into the sink with my shorts. BAM. I was naked.

I was laughing. He was laughing and my dick was still hard in my hand. AND I still needed to piss. He said “ now you have been naked in a bar!” Slapped me on the ass, scooped up my clothes and walked out of the bathroom. 

I felt my entire body flush with a mixture of excitement and embarrassment. I was finally able to start pissing and I stood there in shock as I pissed. When I was done I washed my hands, looked at myself in the mirror and decided I didn’t have much of choice other than walking back out into the bar. I poked my head around the door to see the bartender back behind the bar. I realized the front door of the bar was still standing wide open and the sun was beaming into the otherwise dark bar. 

I asked the bartender if I could have my clothes back and he said sure, come on over here as he walked to the far side of the bar. In order to get to him I would have to walk across the room and around the end of the bar closest to the door. Anyone walking by would be able to look in and see me as I passed by. This both terrified and excited me. I decide to go for confident and took off across the bar with no effort to hide my semi- hard dick bobbing in front of me. The bartender smiled and took in the sight without blinking. Being a gymnast in the past left me with a hard smooth body and my dick was well above average when hard - somewhere close to 8 really thick inches. The bartender motioned me to come around the bar and I realized that was how you got behind the bar.  He motioned me to sit on the barstool furthest from the door. He then sat a new beer on the counter in front of me. He said he would make me a deal. He would give me back my clothes if I would stay naked for one hour. I was both horny and drunk as I mentioned - so like a fool giggled and agreed. He said his husband was going to stop by soon and he wanted him to see my fine ass. Almost a second later another huge tatted up guy walked through the door and headed straight for us. My dick twitched by how built he was. He slid into the barstool next to me and after introductions he spun me around toward him and said “ damn - look at that thick hog between our legs” Quick as a flash he had my dick in his hand was giving it some quick strokes. I laughed and squirmed but he didn’t let go. The bartender came around and kissed his husband and told him about the deal to stay naked for an hour. His husband said - tell you what. We will knock off 5 minutes if you let me lick that ass of yours for 1 minute. The stroking of my cock parked with how hot they both were had me super slutty. Before I could think, I said “deal!”.

They didn’t waste a second to let me change my mind. They stood me up, put my hands on the brass rail around the bar, pulled my waist back until I was bent over and then he was on his knees behind me with my ass cheeks spread.

I heard him spit, felt it hit my stretched open hole and then felt his tounge slide in and start probing my hole. My eyes rolled back in my head. Then he reached up between my legs and grabbed my hard cock and pulled it straight down, making me rotate my hips to give him even better access to my hole. Once he had my dick like a handle he started to milk me like a cow as he ate my hole. The bartender stood and watched. He reached over and turned my face to look at him and said “ look into my eyes while my man eats that hole..” And so I did, and I watched as he unbuttoned his pants, lowered his zipper and pulled out a huge, thick hard cock. I must have been drooling. He slid the barstool I had been sitting on over, slid his jeans down to his knees and took a seat. Then he pulled my hands off the bar and turned me to lean on his knees so I  could watch him stroke his cock. His husband was going to town on my hole and dick and the sluttiness took over. Without being asked I leaned down and took the head of his dick into my mouth. That was all the invitation he needed. He slid backward off the stool which made his dick come out of my mouth with a pop. He then slid the stool under my chest, and in a quick motion slide his dick back into my mouth. 

A moment of clarity hit me….I was leaning over a stool getting throatfucked, rimmed and jerked by two guys I barely knew. And LOVING every second of it. There was no way I could be this slutty when my friends were in town - So I decided to get into the moment.

The bartender was talking dirty to me and before I knew it they were both calling me a slutty, pig and asking me if I wanted to get fucked. I decided to go for broke and said yes around a mouthful of cock. The bartender reached onto the bar into a bowl and pulled out a condom and lube package and slid it to his husband. He stood up and with no pause, pulled out his dick, put on the condom, ripped open the lube packed and told the bartender to spread my cheeks. He jammed his cock down my throat, leaned over and pulled my ass apart, I felt the cold lube hit my warmed up hole and then felt his husband slide the tip into my hole. After he gave me a second to adjust he wasted no more time sliding all the way balls deep. Then he grabbed my shoulders and started to slide in and out. The bartender grabbed my ears and started to pound my throat in unison with his husband. It was a quick pump and dump. They went fast and hard until the bartender pulled me onto his dick and I gagged as he started shooting his load into the back of my throat. As soon as he was done he pulled his dick out and slid the middle three fingers of his right hand into my mouth. Then he began to use his fingers to fuck his cum into my mouth and throat as he kept up the filthy name calling. His husband was pounding away and grunting with each thrust when I watched a new guys walk out of the back behind the bar. I made eye contact with him as the bartender finger fucked my throat, cum was dripping out of my mouth and down my chin and then his husband pulled out, I heard the snap of the condom being pulled off and then he stepped around to my face and started jerking his cock. A second later, the stranger watched as the bartender finger fucked my throat and his husbands started to empty his load onto my face and mouth. 

As soon as he was done, he shook the cum off his dick and put it away. They stood me up and introduced me to Tim, the bar back. His husband took a seat on the stool next to me and the bartender walked away with my stool as he said “ You may want to stand until your hole rests for a bit” He plunked the stool down and returned to behind the bar. Then his husband said - “Ok, deal is a deal - now you only have to stay naked for 55 minutes.” 

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