TW: Raunch, farting. Everyone in his story is 18+ [in fact, both men are 28].
Theo was having a long, hard day at work. Emphasis on 'was', because the work day was now over, but before the brown, curly headed dude went home, he made his usual pit stop. In the usual sense of the word: He had to take a piss. Theo always peed at the office bathroom before leaving for home, partly because he had a small bladder and couldn't hold it for very long, and partly because the office bathrooms were really nice. No sticky tiles or faucets that went off every 30 seconds– the Panopticon Inc. bathrooms were the real deal.
Theo walked in and looked at himself in the mirror and smiled. He thought he looked extra handsome today because he had tried a new kind of hair style; he let himself grow a 5 o'clock shadow, with little sideburns. He thought it made him look a little more masculine, something that seemed difficult to catch ahold of at times, for him, as a short gay man, although he was not effeminate. It was more like he didn't always understand what masculinity meant for straight men, but he assumed that went both ways. He walked on over to the urinal, unzipped, and... was about to pee when he heard someone else come in.
"Oh great," he thought to himself, "just what I needed!"
Theo had stage fright, he found it difficult to pee when there was someone else around. Shy bladder. He didn't like to flex and force himself to pee, since it was bad for you. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw exactly who it was as they violated the cardinal rule of the men's restroom and walked right up to the urinal directly next to his– it was Aaron. He could tell, even without looking directly at the guy, because Aaron was tall as hell, over 6 feet, with really light blonde hair. He studied the grey tile wall in front of him as he pretended to urinate. He heard Aaron unzip, and vaguely saw the guy's belt buckle hit the side of the urinal with a clang. He felt rather annoyed, especially once the guy started whistling loudly as he pissed.
"Sup?"
Aaron said. Theo sighed internally, then looked over at the blonde man with a smile and a nod. He hated how attractive he found Aaron. The guy was nice, but also cocky, in the way that straight men can sometimes be. And since he was a genuinely nice person, Theo couldn't even find a real reason to dislike him other than being slightly annoying and the simple fact that he was heterosexual, which felt kinda wrong.
"Theo, right?"
Asked Aaron.
"Yeah... and you're Aaron?"
Theo felt uncomfortable talking to Aaron while his dick was out, and while the other guy was in the same position. It felt like a volatile situation, a recipe for disaster. He looked away quickly. Man, Aaron was so attractive to him. The guy was very tall, blonde, blue eyes, red cheeks, and a wide, straight smile. Sort of a homegrown model type. Aaron went back to whistling. It kind of astounded Theo that the guy was managing to piss for this long, and still going strong. It sounded like a fucking waterfall. After at least another full minute, Theo gave up. If he couldn't make it home, he could always stop at a gas station on the way there. He flushed the urinal and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. Had to keep up appearances.
Aaron followed momentarily. Damn. Theo knew he couldn't go back and pee now, it would be very strange. He accidentally caught Aaron's eye in the mirror, which made him feel awkward. He finished washing his hands and walked over to get paper towels. Aaron followed him there, too.
"Er... what's up?"
Theo asked Aaron. Aaron smiled. It was kind of odd.
"Hey, Theo. You're gay, right?"
Theo froze. Immediately, he felt threatened, despite there being no malice or cruelty whatsoever in Aaron's voice. For one thing, Theo was already short for a guy, only 5'4", and so the height difference was pretty massive. For another, Theo was not actually out of the closet at work. He had never told a single one of his coworkers that he was gay. He was out in his real life, but work was another matter; things were just easier if he didn't tell anyone. He wondered if Aaron was guessing, and if so, why.
"Huh? Why would you ask me that?"
Theo replied, evasively. Aaron blinked those long, blonde eyelashes of his. He almost looked innocent.
"Just... you're gay, right?"
He insisted. Theo didn't know what to say, really. Any answer that wasn't a lie would give him away.
"Uh... why?"
Aaron sighed, frustrated. He leaned against the wall with one hand, totally dwarfing Theo. Theo gulped, nervously.
"Man, just tell me. Are you or aren't you?"
Theo didn't want to lie. Simply not telling people was one thing, but straight up lying was another. He decided to bite the bullet.
"Yeah... but why, Aaron?"
"Uh... well, I wanted to ask if I could do something. You're the only guy I could probably ever ask."
"Because I'm gay?"
Theo felt himself get excited in spite of himself. Was this the scenario of his dreams? Would Aaron ask him to suck his dick? They were probably alone in the office right now. It seemed like something straight out of a porno!
"Well... yeah. I don't really know anyone who would let me. I'm scared to ask. Honestly, I'm kinda scared to ask you too."
Theo looked deep into Aaron's blue eyes, at his naturally red cheeks. Was he imagining it or were they redder than usual? He was searching for signs that the man was about to ask him to give him a blow job.
"You can ask me, Aaron. Don't be scared."
Theo replied. Aaron chuckled nervously.
"Uh, well, you see... it's just... it's something I've always wanted to do. But I just can't ask anyone. You're the only guy I know who I might be able to ask. You've just always been so nice to me and. I don't know. I just don't feel as scared asking you. Especially since you're gay."
Theo tried to give a winning smile. The other guy laughed nervously yet again, turning deeper red, this time for certain.
"I just have to do it. I can't go the rest of my life and not ever act out my fantasy. I have to, man! You understand."
Theo shook his head yes. He couldn't believe it! He was gonna get to hook up with the hottest guy in the entire office, it was a dream come true.
"Just ask me, bro."
"Alright, uh..."
Aaron blew air out of his mouth obviously working up the courage to say what he wanted to say. Theo's heart was racing. Aaron continued,
"Can I, uh... can I fart on your face? Uh, please. Theo."
The smile on Theo's face slowly dripped away like a melting candle and his heart sank at the same rate. He was convinced he'd misheard Aaron. There was no way he could have possibly said what Theo thought he had said. He asked for clarification.
"Fart on me?"
"Uh, yeah man. On your face to be specific."
Theo felt like a kid who is told by his parents in the months leading up to Christmas that they're getting him the game system he wants, only for them to forget, and he ends up unwrapping socks on Christmas morning. And, clearly, that disappointment was written all over his face. Aaron began to stutter.
"Um... look, sorry. Theo, I just. I have to try at least once... ah, nevermind, sorry. Sorry, man, sorry. Please, sorry."
His face was dark red now. Theo could literally see the man's hands shaking as he shoved them into his pockets, self-consciously, and turned to walk away. Theo felt guilty. He'd not just hurt his feelings, he'd made the guy feel bad about his sexual inclinations, and Theo knew exactly what that was like. Aaron couldn't help his fetishes. Theo at least wanted to apologize.
"Wait! Aaron, wait."
Aaron turned around, face still red as a plum. Theo could see the guy's nostrils flaring as he breathed fast. Theo only felt even worse. He tried to say sorry.
"I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I'm sorry. I'm not judging you man, I'm just a little confused. Why did you ask if I was gay first?"
"Oh, uh... well, I didn't think a straight guy would let me do that."
"But a gay guy would?"
"I dunno."
Aaron shrugged his shoulders before continuing,
"But a straight guy would say it's gay so he's not gonna do it. Maybe gay guys like that? It's unfortunate, really. A straight guy would fit the fantasy. That's what I really want."
Aaron looked at his shoes. Theo was intrigued in spite of himself. He had to know what the fantasy was, at least.
"So what exactly does this fantasy involve?"
Aaron's face lit up. He smiled real wide, which made his ears jump up. Theo felt a lot better.
"It's something I've imagined as far back as I can remember dude, at least since I could get a boner. I imagine this all the time, even though I've never been able to do it. That I see a really hot chick, like just hot as hell, huge tits, but she's got a boyfriend, right? So I go over there and I humiliate him so badly that she'll realize what a loser he is and go home with the alpha, me."
Aaron pointed to his chest with his thumb as he said this, then kept talking,
"Sometimes it involves me doing stuff like beating them up, dumping a drink on their head, or pissing on them. But it ALWAYS involves me farting in their face. That's what gets me going the most. Not very realistic, I know, but it's been my biggest fantasy since I was like 12, dude."
Aaron grinned sheepishly and scratched the side of his head. Theo was still curious. He wanted to know more about Aaron's strange kink.
"Why farting? Do you know?"
Aaron smiled again. He looked so happy to be able to finally talk about this with someone, to feel at least somewhat accepted for something that, Theo imagined, he had probably had to hide all his life and feel great shame for. Theo felt good about himself that he was helping someone. He was glad he was able to help Aaron feel good about himself, it made him feel like he was doing something right.
"Yeah man, I think it's cause that's, like, the most humiliating, degrading thing you can think of. Like, no girl would ever be able to look at her man the same way after seeing another guy fart in his face. He'd just be a total loser to her, from then on. And I'd be the ultimate alpha, and totally virile, for having enacted the most extreme humiliation on the guy. She'd see me as a god or some shit."
Aaron smiled proudly. He now looked so confident, a total 180 from just a few minutes before. Theo smiled back. He felt really good. He'd done a good deed.
"So you gonna let me?"
Aaron asked eagerly. Theo's heart sunk again. He realized that, this entire time, Aaron had been under the impression that Theo was asking because he was interested. If he said no, he would absolutely crush Aaron. But he simply couldn't do it. Aaron was right, it would be completely humiliating. Aaron would lose all respect for him. Theo hesitated, trying to think of a nice way to say no. Aaron picked up on this.
"Aw, come on man! It would really mean a lot! You have no idea how BAD I've wanted to do this my entire life. Even just being able to talk to you about it made me feel good about myself, cause... well, you didn't laugh at me. That's the first time I've ever told anyone."
Aaron blinked several times, very fast and cleared this throat, and Theo realized that the guy might be on the verge of crying! Which only made sense to Theo, after all, imagine how you'd feel finally unloading a secret to someone that you'd felt so guilty about your entire life, terrified of rejection, and they don't laugh or make fun of you, but accept you. Theo almost wanted to cry himself.
And he realized that Aaron had accepted him even more easily than he'd accepted Aaron. Aaron had just asked if he was gay as a matter of fact and moved along. It had already been known and accepted. Implicitly accepted. Theo had been scared at the thought of his coworkers finding out about his sexuality, and yet Aaron had accepted it so easily. In fact, he's somehow already known, and had treated him kindly regardless. Theo felt guilty as sin. He almost felt like he couldn't say no. He wanted to hug Aaron.
"Thank you for accepting me as well, Aaron. I don't judge you at all."
"That means a lot, bro. You're the best. But please. Please. You don't know what it wouldn't mean to me. I'm never, ever gonna get the chance to try this again. You've gotta help me out bro, please."
Aaron was almost whispering, urgently. Theo had no idea what to do. He didn't want to get farted on, but he just felt like couldn't deny Aaron what he wanted. It was clear how much this meant to the guy, and it went beyond simply getting off. Aaron stepped forward and put a hand on Theo's shoulder, looking him dead in the eyes, and said,
"Man, listen, I will do anything you want. Anything, if you just say yes. Please."
The desperation was palpable on Aaron's face, and made him look incredibly cute. Theo noticed just how full the guy's lips were for the first time.
"Okay. Okay."
Theo said. Aaron pumped his fist in the air, saying 'yessss!' which almost made Theo want to say no again. But he didn't. He had to admit that making Aaron happy was making him feel very good about himself. Not just that he was a good person, but also that he could help someone as handsome and cool as Aaron feel good and fulfill their lifelong fantasy. And, perhaps, afterward, Aaron would help him fulfill his own fantasy. He had said 'anything you want', hadn't he? Theo sure hoped he'd really meant it.
Theo nodded, meekly, his eyes looking like big, brown saucers. Aaron put his hand on Theo's shoulder and started to push him down, but Theo stopped the lanky man.
"Wait– not out here."
"There's no one here."
Aaron replied. Theo jerked his thumb over to the stalls and started to walk in the same direction.
"In here."
He clarified. Aaron followed him. The boys went into the stall together; Aaron shut and locked the door behind him, turning to look at Theo hungrily. In fact, Theo found himself quite aroused simply by being in such close quarters with the strikingly attractive blonde. He only wished he was about to suck the guy's cock or get fucked instead. Or maybe even get his own dick sucked. Aaron reached out and ran a large hand through Theo's brown, curly hair. He smiled at the boy, tenderly. Theo felt his face get hot. The whole thing felt so romantic. He wondered if Aaron would stop him if he tried to kiss him. He traced the tall man's round lips, imagining his own lips against them. He wondered if they were smooth or rough. He noticed a little fleck of hazel in Aaron's right eye, like a drop of brown paint on a canvas painting of a deep blue sea, the white lines on the blonde boy's iris looking the wave crests breaking all around an island in the center– the pupil.
"I wasn't to fart on you so bad, dude."
Theo was smacked in the face with reality. He wasn't in that bathroom stall with the handsome guy to kiss him or to fantasize about him. He was there to get farted on. He felt dirty already. But looking at the excited expression in Aaron's face, Theo simply couldn't say no; he just couldn't let the guy down. He wanted to make him happy.
"Sit down, man"
Aaron told Theo, an excited edge in his voice. Theo sat down on the toilet– and was immediately met by a huge bulge in the jeans in front of his face. Aaron blushed when he realized what was going on, apologizing.
"Er... fuck, I'm sorry. So sorry, bro."
'That's what you're apologizing for?'
Theo wondered, but all he said was,
"It's no problem at all."
Aaron was breathing hard, his enthusiasm written all over his face, and in his jumpy movements.
"Okay."
He said, grinning, and turned around so that his butt was facing Theo's face.
"You ready?"
Aaron asked the shorter dude, turning his head to look back at him.
"Sure."
Theo gave Aaron a thumbs up. Aaron turned away again. His stomach was in knots. He didn't really want to do this, but he figured it was worth it to help Aaron out, to make him feel accepted and not judged, and fulfill the fantasy he'd always dreamed about. And, of course, it didn't hurt that maybe he'd give Theo what he wanted as well.
For what seemed like ages, nothing happened. It was totally silent, but for the buzzing of the fluorescent lights above the two men. Theo had nothing to do but study the yellow stitching on the back pockets of his buddy's jeans, counting each one. Not that he didn't notice how nice the guy's butt was as well. Then, Aaron let out a little grunt, a sort of 'mmmm', and a deep fart rumbled right front of Theo's face. The smell took a second to hit, but when it did Theo made a similar sound, closing his eyes and scrunching his nose up. Jesus, it fucking stunk!
"What the fuck did you eat?"
Theo blurted out. Aaron snickered. He'd turned to face Theo now, and the look on his face could only be described by the smaller guy as lustful.
"Smells bad, huh? You like that?"
"Not really."
Complained Theo, which seemed to make Aaron more eager than ever. He pushed his hand into his jeans and started to jerk himself off, which caused Theo to tent up sweatpants.
"Eh... you seem to like it."
Chuckled Aaron. Theo didn't say anything. He wanted to touch himself, but was rather scared. He decided to ask.
"Can I touch myself?"
"Sure. Just don't take it out, please."
Replied Aaron.
'God, he's so nice.'
Thought Theo, reaching into his pants to pull on his own dick. He tried to tell himself that it was only the fact Aaron had an erection that was turning him on, but he was starting to feel like there was more to it than just that.
Aaron turned around, this time shoving his jeans right into Theo's face so that Theo's nose was in his butt crack, right in between Aaron's butt cheeks. He could feel the warmth radiating off of the man's ass. He heard a voice from above him ask,
"This okay?"
Theo tried to say yes, but it sounded more like 'mmph', which made Aaron snigger. Theo tried to breath in small, little shallow breaths, each one feeling humid pressed into the blonde guy's butt. The man let out a groan,
"Aww!"
And cut off another fart, one that vibrated into Theo's skull with a long, drawn out staccato, sounding like a car motor trying to start. The smell was rank, and pervaded all of the smaller dude's senses, shooting directly into his nostrils. He felt completely and utterly humiliated, degraded. He felt like he had back in school when he'd been bullied by guys who were much bigger, stronger, more dominant and confident than he was; and that turned him on. He felt like something was waking up in him, reminding him of who he was.
The cloud of stench remained around Theo's head as Aaron pulled away, his eyes were vacant and glassy. It was like he was intoxicated with the smell of Aaron's farts. Aaron no longer looked happy, he looked incredibly horny. He had a determined look on his face as he jerked off inside his pants, his brow furrowed, his mouth slightly agape.
"Aw man, you look totally wrecked. I'm really doing a number on you, huh?"
Aaron asked. Theo looked up at Aaron. Aaron was so fucking attractive, so masculine and dominating. Theo wanted to be underneath his ass again already, he wanted to be degraded and used.
"Do it again. Fart in my face bro, please."
Theo said, his voice deep and strained. Aaron's mouth split open into the biggest grin Theo had ever seen. The guy's eyebrows raised and his eyes lit up.
"You like it, huh?"
Theo nodded, desperately. He didn't have to ask twice, Aaron grabbed Theo's brown hair as he turned around, and shoved Theo's face, roughly, into the seat of his pants.
"Then you're gonna love this!"
Aaron crowed cockily, and he released a long, booming fart, that hit Theo's forehead forcefully. The smell was even worse this time, making Theo cough, which caused Aaron to laugh.
"Oh man, you're really suffering down there!"
Theo had to agree, he sure was suffering, but for some reason he liked it. Aaron farted again, a loud growl that reverberated off the bathroom walls and made Theo's eyes water.
Aaron farted several more times, each worse than the last, until finally he couldn't fart anymore. Theo had to wonder what the man had eaten for lunch that he'd even managed to fart so much in the first place. When he was done, Aaron got down on his knees so that he was level with Theo, and looked him in the eyes. He hadn't cum but he'd quit jerking himself off; he still had an obscene bulge in his jeans though.
"Hey man, thank you. You have no idea how happy you made me. I've been thinking about that for a long time now. You just made me the happiest guy in the world, bro. Thank you!"
Theo smiled. He felt so good about himself that he'd made Aaron so damn happy, although he was confused about some things himself now. What did it mean that he'd been so aroused by the other guy farting in his face? Aaron stood up and turned, unlocking the bathroom stall.
"Ah, wait!" Called out Theo, "You said I could have whatever I wanted if I did this, right? If I let you fart on me?"
"Oh yeah, I did say that, didn't I?"
Aaron laughed a small laugh before continuing,
"Well what do you want? I'd give you just about anything right now after what you just did for me. You're fucking awesome."
It felt good being praised by someone as handsome and self-assured as Aaron, for Theo. It made him feel bolder, better about himself. It made him happy.
"Well... maybe I could suck your dick?"
Theo asked. Aaron stuck his hands in his jeans pockets, making a face.
"I mean... I just farted on your face. I don't really want your lips on my dick right now, bro."
Theo's face fell. He was crushed. He felt far more humiliated than he had earlier. He now understood what Aaron had meant by his fantasy, the whole story of a woman being so disgusted by the guy who'd just gotten farted on that she'd go home with Aaron, the alpha who had just debased her man. Theo felt disgusting. Like a piece of garbage that deserved nothing but farts.
"Hey man, relax. Don't look so sad. I didn't say never. I told you I'd do whatever you asked of me and I will. Just not right now. I'm not gonna lie, it'd be great to have my dick sucked right now, you just made me so fucking horny. So horny. I mean, I'd rather have a girl suck it, I'm not gay. I could close my eyes though. But, uh... I dunno, couldn't I get pink eye on my dick or something? That's probably not good, bro."
Theo nodded, sadly. He understood. He wondered if Aaron would really hold up his end of the bargain. After all, he wasn't gay. Theo had known the guy was straight this whole time. He felt a little like he'd been used. Just farted on and then discarded.
"Don't worry. I will do whatever you say, Theo. Tomorrow, your word is my command. You're basically my master. For one day, anyway. Cause I think we both know who the real master is."
Aaron grinned and ran his fingers through Theo's hair, fixing it. Theo felt so small in front of Aaron. He felt humiliated and cared about all at once. He loved it when Aaron touched him. He liked Aaron a lot. Aaron patted Theo's cheek twice and then left. Theo heard Aaron's steps across the tile and then he heard the door open and swish shut. Immediately, Theo pulled his cock out and began to masturbate, remembering how Aaron's ass had felt against his face, the little sounds he'd made when he was trying to fart, the way the smell had dominated him, pushing him under Aaron's power. He thought about how dominant Aaron was, the way the guy fantasized about humiliating men and fucking their girlfriends. Theo got off the toilet opened the lid, and shoved his face into water. With one hand he pulled the lever, giving himself a swirly, and with the other, he jerked off furiously. He came imagining Aaron bullying him, giving him a swirly and farting on him. He wondered if he would have the confidence to ask for that tomorrow, instead of a blow job.
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