Bros Before Hoes
Waylon
Summer was ending and my best friend since the third grade was about to get married. The night before his wedding I got a text “Man I’m freaking out can you come over?” I could tell by his texts he was drunk I put on a pair of pants and went over to his apartment I knocked on the door and as soon as I did he opened the door and pulled me inside his apartment Liam Quagmire and I have been friends since the third grade after he stopped a boy in the leg for calling me a faggot we’ve been attached at the hip it also helped his last name also started with a Q and he was always in home room with Wesley and I. My dad basically considered him an honorary Quigley. “What the hell is going on Liam?” I ask as he’s only in a pair of boxers which wasn’t odd with him to be honest Liam’s body wasn’t as hairy as mine it was more trimmed but he had darker hair “The damn tailor screwed the pooch bro” he said to me holding his trousers “What does that mean?” I asked completely thrown off “these fucking pants don’t fit” he said slinging them back and forth “I’m not a tailor I have no clue what to do where do they not fit?” I ask “my butt” he says “well at least try them on and let’s see what can be done” I could tell he was frustrated but he slid the pair of trousers on and just like he said it wouldn’t go above his ass at all “See I told you man it won’t go over my butt at all” I didn’t know what we could do about this “How would this even happen did you get someone else’s pants?” I ask “Dude I don’t fucking know” he screams “calm down I don’t think it’s that serious” I say rolling my eyes “you’re just saying that because you don’t like Justine” he says with that grin he’s known for “that’s not true Justine doesn’t like me” I say “that’s not exactly true she just doesn’t like that I go in my boxers around you he says laughing I’m standing in front of him “which is fucking stupid I’ve never seen seen you naked just boxers you’re too fucking nerdy for me” I laugh flicking his thick glasses “I mean you still wear your Red Ranger boxers” I say laughing again “What if this is a sign” he says with a concerned look on his face “it’s not a sign Liam you either got the wrong pants or the tailor is a dumb ass” I say putting my hand on his shoulder “it will work out dude I’ll call my dad I’m sure he will know that what to do” he then puts his hand on mine “before you do that I want to run something by you” I look at him confused “and what’s that?” He swallows hard “well after tomorrow Justine will be the only person I can have sex with” he says “true” I say waiting for the question “I’ve always wanted to ask you something” he says pausing “what dude just ask” I say “how does it feel to have dick on your ass” he asks me and this shocked me as i never had him to ask me anything sexual “well…” I pause “i like it” i say “for real it don’t hurt?” He asked “it can yeah depending” I answered not sure else to say he looks at me and then says “I’ve always wondered” I don’t move away from him and not sure what came over me but I said “there’s away we could find out” he looks at me and said “how’s that?” I didn’t know what to say “well we could get you on Grindr” I laugh he laughs and nudges me “fuck off” I laugh then I take my hands and reach around him “or I could just fuck it for you” I say smacking his ass still covered in his red ranger boxers “you play too much” he said with a laugh “I’m not playing” I say sliding down the boxers letting his straight ass hang out a little I then take my hand and spit on my index finger pushing it between his cheeks sliding into his tight asshole “oh fuck” he moaned “want me to stop?” I ask “fuck no bro” he moaned with my free hand I take out my big cock which is getting harder by the minute “get down and suck my cock” he hesitated for a moment then dropped to his knees “I’ve never done this before” i take my hand and guide his mouth to my cock “it’s okay bro I’ll show you” i guide his mouth up and down on my cock pushing my hips forward “take those pants off and boxers too” he does as I say then I grab him pushing his ass up to my face his cock still having his mouth on my cock I spit on his hole then I begin to lick it and before long o tongue fuck it before long I laid him on the sofa and slide my cock inside he moans on both pain and pleasure I slowly fuck his hole until he gets used to it I then start pounding his hole before long we both shoot ropes. And yes his hole was sore at his wedding which didn’t last three months.
Notes: As always thanks for reading the proofreading I was using has quit working so please bear with me just so you guys know the dirtier you talk about how you like my stories the dirtier I want to get should I keep going with this?
