I thought the pounding at the door was in my dream. Then I heard my name over and over again. Rolling out of bed I searched for my underwear which I tossed somewhere before crawling under the sheets to go to sleep.
"ANDREW! Opened up! I need to get fucked!"
"Baby brother, go to bed!" I said to him.
My drama queen brother drunk! Christ on a stick. I had to answer the door. If I didn't let him in, he would just break a window and come in like he did the last time. He was such a handful. The funny thing was all he truly wanted was to lose his virginity. But being inherently drunk, angry and obnoxious every night made it hard for him or anyone who actually might have wanted to fuck him. He was a drunk and he blamed his virginity for getting drunk.
"Let me in, Andy!!!
I couldn't find my boxer shorts, So, I grabbed my robe. With great reluctance I unlocked the door and let him in. "Let me in. I'm going to lose my virginity tonight, one way or the other. Even if you have to fuck me."
"Keep your voice down, David lives next-door he's my boss, remember? Chrissake, you're too drunk to remember anything. Just shut up!!"
Slurring his words, he opened the front door and screamed. "Would some dude just take my virginity!!! I'm good looking, I have a nice body and when I'm not drunk, I'm a really nice guy!!!
My neighbor across the street, Max, was a light sleeper and I didn't want to get a bad reputation in the gay neighborhood. "Please don't wake up Max!"
"Oh, he's the stud that works for the mafia."
"No, he works at the grocery store."
"Same thing!!"
"Will you please keep your voice down!! You'll wake up the neighborhood!"
My brother went outside again, "Virgin for free! Step up and get your free virgin!!
"So y'all, I went to the Paragon Ballroom. I was wearing my tightest bikini .., well the bikini, was under my jeans." He laid on the floor and remove his jeans. "See. isn't this the cutest red bikini EVER!!
"Oh my God my little brother was now screaming toward Lee O'brien's house. He was an author who worked odd hours, he wrote the bestselling gay novel "A Letter to a Younger Me!"
I kept thinking they were going to throw me out of the gay neighborhood because of my nutcase brother.
My little brother was babbling now. "At the bar no one hit on me. And no one picked me up to fuck me. No one even said I had a great ass."
"That's because you were stinking drunk ..."
"This is all your fault. You told me in High school I had a beautiful butt, a bubble butt, you called it. Why didn't you fuck me then? I had the greatest ass when I was 15. People wanted me ... well they wanted my ass. "
You used to slap my ass all the time. And hard too. You should have fucked me back then.
"You were fourteen. You were getting drunk every night.
"Christ, I need a drink!!" I went into the kitchen muttering to myself, "Curse the evil day my parents had sex and dad forget to wear a condom. And curse the evil day our parents moved to fucking Florida.
In the kitchen I made myself a tall whiskey seven. My t-shirt was wet from perspiration. I walked back into the living room and the sight before my eyes blew me away.
My brother was naked hanging over the armrest of the sofa with his ass in the air moaning. "Hi, I'm Frank." I didn't recognize the guy.
But three the men standing behind Frank I knew. They had their hard cocks out. Lee O'Brien stepped up and slammed his rather large cock into my brother's boy pussy. In minutes he dumped cum all over my brother's ass. "Tight hole!!" He said as he wiped his cockhead clean. Then there was David, my boss who grabbed his tool and shoved it into my brother's hole. He moaned slamming his rather nice-looking cock into my little brother. Then said "Yummy!" as his cum shot across the sofa. "We should do this more often!"
Max, the grocer, walked over to me. "I would rather fuck you, if that's okay!" He pulled his zipper down and unleashed a ten-inch cock dripping precum. I took off my robe and bent over the dining room table. "Cum up my ass, you hot mother fucker."
This was written in 20 minutes, and I was hard the entire time!!! Excuse me now!