Mark Gets Caught With His Pants Down
“Why can’t you motherfuckers find a hotel or some other place to do this crap? I have to come out here at least once a week to find you faggots engaging in some kind of perverted act. It’s bad enough on its own, but families with young children use these facilities you dumbasses. They don’t need to see two perverts sucking cock.
Get your clothes on, turn over, and put your hands behind your back. I’m going to cuff both of you until I get some backup here.”
Dammit, I saw this guy roll through the rest stop not that long ago. I didn’t think he’d be back that soon. And I sure didn’t expect him to walk back to this secluded area to find us. Don’t these fuckers have anything better to do than harass a couple of guys at night? Basically, minding our own business in a spot where no family was coming back to anyway. We weren’t hurting anyone.
“Officer, um yeah it might look like we were doing something wrong, but we weren’t. We’re just nude. Is there a law against being naked in the woods? I don’t think there is. That’s all we did. Even if we planned to do more - which we didn’t - we haven’t done anything. Again, I don’t think being nude is against the law. I don’t think you can arrest us for being naked out of the sight of other people.”
“Well, we’ve got us a rest stop lawyer here. Listen dumbass, I don’t need you to tell me the law, or how to do my job. As far as you guys not doing anything, I suppose that’s toothpaste smeared all over your face. It sure looks like cum to me, but hell I could be wrong about that. I’ll let you tell your story to a judge...since you're the only lawyer here.
Of course, I saw the whole thing from your friend here dropping his pants to you sucking his cock. Even up to the point where you swallowed most of his cum. I pulled in just as I saw you guys going around the back of the building. I knew what you were up to. I got back here just in time to see the whole disgusting act. I’m betting the judge will believe me before he believes you had toothpaste smeared on your face. But, hey, you're the lawyer, so you might know better than me.
I’ll say one thing. If my wife could suck cock like you do, I’d never leave home. Impressive, pal. Your friend here looked pretty damn happy. And his moaning made me think he was damn happy. Now, both of you get your face in the dirt and your hands behind your back. My partner will be here soon.”
This prick was full of sarcasm that’s for sure. But at this point, saying anything back to him was only going to make things worse. I was already wondering if things like this made the local papers which would be cause for major embarrassment. Worried too.
“Officer, okay, you’re right about what you saw. I sincerely apologize. Yes, I did - well, we did - what you said we did. We’re very sorry. We didn’t think we’d be bothered back here in this secluded spot, especially this late at night. My friend here is married and it would be a disaster if he was arrested for this. I’m single but it would still be a problem for me, too. I might even lose my job. Can you please let us off with a warning and I promise it’ll never happen again. My good friend Craig here hadn’t been getting any at home and I just wanted to help him out. If you’re married, you probably know how that can be.”
“What’s your good friend Craig’s last name and what’s your name?”
Even when I said “my good friend”, I cringed. I knew that was a mistake. My silence got me.
That’s some good friend you got there when you don’t even know his last name. You sure Craig is his first name?”
Come to think of it, I didn’t know if that was his real name. Why would I guy, any guy, give me his real name? Damn, I’m dumb.
“Well, to be honest, I don’t know if that’s his real name. We just met an hour ago. And to be more honest, I didn’t care what his name was. I came here looking to suck a cock, found one, and I sucked it. My name is Mark Stevens. And I pray officer that you will give us a break. Even a ticket where I could pay a fine would be tons better than being arrested, sir. Plus, Craig here has a wife and probably kids and he deserves a break, maybe even more than I do.”
By now, Craig, or whatever the hell is name was, and I are on our stomachs with our hands cuffed behind our backs.
“Okay, before my partner arrives to help take you guys in, I need to search you both. So, just lie still, shut the fuck up, and let me do my job.”
As I look over, he starts with Craig. He runs his fingers through Craig’s hair, runs his hands under his chest, and then across his back. He moves down to Craig’s ankles and slowly works his hands up to Craig’s ass and balls to check for, I don’t know, whatever they check for.
And, boy, did he check. He massaged Craig’s ass and balls like I do when I’m looking for a man, or boy’s ass, to fuck. Craig could hardly keep from moaning and I’m betting he had a hard on. I know I did. I was hoping for the same body check, even though I know I’m about to head for jail.
“Officer, could I get your name and badge number? And is your bodycam on? I think your camera should be on, if you’re going to search us and arrest us.”
“Oh look, Craig. F. Lee Bailey over there wants my name and badge number. Shut the fuck up, dumbass. My name and badge number will be on the investigation report. As far as my bodycam, in all this confusion, I might have forgotten to turn it on. Oops, my bad. I’ll check it in a minute dumb fuck.
I told you this guy was a sarcastic prick. He’s damn near molesting Craig and he “forgot” to turn on his body camera. That’s convenient. For him.
Now it’s my turn. He gets off of Craig and moves over to do the same body search to me. In any other situation, I wouldn’t mind the full body search by a man, but this was different. My car would be towed. I wind up in jail for at least the night, and who knows what the fine would be? I didn’t even know what the charge would be. Public indecency? Lewd and lascivious behavior? For all I know, gay sex in this state might be illegal.
Okay, I’ll admit it. Once he got up to fondling my ass, My dick was hard again. Lying flat against the ground it hurt being that hard. But at least Office No Name couldn’t see it.
And then he could because he touched it. He didn’t need to see it. He was feeling it. I don’t think he touched Craig’s cock, but maybe he did. The fucker rubbed my cock knowing it would probably make me feel good. What the fuck was he doing? His backup better get here soon, or I’m going to cream my pants.
Now he goes back to Craig and I see him removing the cuffs off Craig’s wrists. Oh, thank you lord! He’s going to let us off with a warning, or a ticket at worst. Okay, I can handle that. Don’t like it, but better than being arrested.
“Craig, godammit how many times have I told you to quit coming here? What is this? The fifth time this month I’ve caught you back here? Three days ago you were giving that tranny a blowjob and you’re back tonight getting a blowjob from F. Lee Bailey here. Get the hell back in your car, go home, and say hi to Marcia for me.”
“I’m sorry, really sorry. But Marcia hasn’t put out for a month and I needed to have my cock sucked. Met this guy in the parking lot and I couldn’t resist. Sorry. I’ll say hi to Marcia for you.”
Wait. What? He’s letting this repeat sex offender go and he even knows the guy’s wife’s name? What the fuck? Well, I don’t care at this point. I just wanna get out of here. I raise my wrists so that he can un-cuff me like he did Craig.
“Thank you officer. I’m really sorry and I assure you you’ll never see me here again. This scared me straight that’s for sure. I’ll get in my car and be on my way. You’ll never see me again. I promise.”
“Not so fast Mr. F. Lee Bailey. We’ve still got some paperwork to fill out.”
“C’mon. Quit calling me that. You know my name is Mark. You just let that other guy go. You didn’t make him fill out any paperwork. That doesn’t seem fair that I have to fill out paperwork.”
“I guess your mommy never told you that life isn’t fair. That dumbass is my brother-in-law married to my sister. I’ve caught that crazy fucker with so many men and young teens over the last few years that I stopped counting. He loves cock. He’s addicted to it. He’s my sister’s husband. You think I’m going to run in him? She knows he likes cock and she’s learned to deal with it. One of these days though, he’s going to get busted by the wrong cop.
As for you, well that’s a different story. You aren’t a relative. I can do whatever I want in your case. I can arrest you for lewd and lascivious and probably ten other violations, or maybe we can settle the ticket right here. And that’s not counting the violation your mouth did on my brother-in-law's cock.”
“Your brother-in-law would have to testify to prove that. I don’t think you’re going there.”
“Oh yeah, my report says “the other guy” got away before I could cuff him and I was only able to arrest you. Any other ideas, Mr. Bailey?”
Told you this guy was an asshole.
“Okay, how can we settle this? I’ll do anything to get out of an arrest. I can’t afford to lose my job.”
“Well, now we’re getting somewhere Mr. Bailey. I was hoping you’d say you’re willing to do anything. Because I really liked the way you were sucking Craig’s cock. Hot stuff. I almost pulled out my cock to stroke it when I saw how good you were making him feel. Sexy stuff buddy. I need that same treatment. I want my cock sucked.”
At this point I didn’t know what his cock was like, but it was a cock. I could manage that. Hell, that’s what I came here for in the first place. This would be two-for-one night.
“Okay, I can do that for you. Let’s get to it.”
“Not so fast. After I shoot my cum down your throat, I want you to fuck me. Hard. I haven’t had a really hard ass fuck in six months. If you do a good job of filling my ass with cock and cum, you’ll be free to go. That, or a night in jail. Your choice.”
Well, looking up and finally getting a look at this guy made the choice even easier than I thought it was. I’m guessing he was about thirty-five and in the shape you would expect a state trooper to be in. Marine type close haircut and biceps I only wish I had. Totally ripped in the uniform he was wearing. The kind of guy that women love to have. And guys like me.
I told him to un-cuff me. He did. I reached to unbuckle his belt and started to remove his pants. He knew my choice was made. He helped slide his pants and shorts to the ground. His stiff cock flopped out right onto my lips. I put my hands on his ass and put his cock in my mouth. His ass was perfect. I knew I was going to get to fuck it, but my first job was to get him off in my mouth.
His cock wasn’t huge - probably seven inches - but it was fucking fat. One I wouldn’t mind having in my ass. The head of his cock was beautiful. It also had a fucking ring pierced through it. Goddam it looked hot, but I’d never do that. Has to be painful. Anyway, I gave it a lot of attention before taking all of him in my mouth. Swallowing the head with the piercing ring through it was strange, but hot too. I could tell it gave him a lot of pleasure. I kept running his cock in and out if my mouth while I played with his ass.
“Oh fuck. Keep doing that man. Fuuuck, that feels good man. Goddam, you’re good. I hope you fuck like you suck. Oh, yeah, keep doing that bud.”
He kept pushing his cock in and out of my mouth. He held my head so that I couldn’t pull away. I didn’t want to pull away. I loved eating this guy’s cock. Every time he made sure the head hit the back of my throat along with the ring piercing through it. There wasn’t much I could do to keep his cock out of my mouth even if I wanted to. I didn’t want to. I loved sucking this guy and his pierced cock. From his moans, I could tell he wasn’t far from unloading in my mouth. I started sucking him even harder. I ran my finger up and down his ass crack.
“Oh yeah, touch my ass baby. Finger my ass. Put a finger in it. Finger my ass Mark.”
Suddenly, what seemed like a cup of cum starting filling my mouth. I tried to swallow all of it, but I couldn’t keep up with his pumping. It was the warmest, tastiest cum I’ve had since…well, since the last time I ate cum. Fuck, I loved it and it made me even harder knowing I’d be fucking this guy’s ass pretty soon.
He pulled his unloaded cock out of my mouth, dropped to his knees, and started licking his cum off of my lips and face. A cross between kissing me and wanting to eat his own cum. Whatever, I didn’t mind. I love kissing men. After he finished kissing me and eating his own cum, he laid flat on the ground with his legs spread and his limp cock wide open to me. He was spent.
“Buddy, I gotta say you’re a great cocksucker. That’s the best blowjob I’ve had in months. My wife could take a few lessons from you. Even Craig has never sucked me like that and he’s pretty damn good at it, too. I hope you eat ass and fuck ass like you suck cock.”
So, this “to protect and serve” guy is fucking his sister’s husband? Damn, you can’t trust anyone anymore. Wait, I’ve fucked my own father and HIS father, so I guess I can’t judge. Hell, fucking my dad and my grandpa was some of the best sex I’ve ever had. So what if this guy wants to fuck his brother-in-law. From the taste of Craig’s cock earlier, I wouldn’t mind fucking him myself.
“Hey, I never got your name officer. Before I plow my cock into your cunt, it would be nice to know your name. As soon as you do, I’m ready to tackle that hot ass of yours like I promised I would.”
“I’m Phil. Nice to know ya. Let’s lie here a few more minutes while I recover enough for you to enter my ass. Damn, you drained every ounce of cum I had.”
“Glad to meet you Officer Phil, although I wish it was under different circumstances. But, boy, did I enjoy sucking that cock. I’d never seen a pierced penis before in real life. Fuckin hot man. I’m not sure I could do it, but it turned me on big time.”
“Actually, I was numb when I got it pierced so I didn’t feel much. Hurt for about a week. But after that it’s been pure pleasure. I’m mostly a bottom, but the few guys I’ve topped really get off having that ring in their ass. If you’re a good boy, maybe someday I’ll give you a shot at it. But tonight you’re going to fuck my ass. I like to be kissed before I’m fucked though.”
I rolled over to lie on his body. I moved down to kiss him. Another great kisser. I put one hand along his ribs and the other behind his neck. My tongue went into his mouth while his attacked mine. I loved holding his body while we kissed. He moved my hand down to his cock as he was starting to get hard again. I fondled it knowing that it had just filled my mouth with cum. It was still wet.
“I’m going to fuck you Phil. I’m going to pound your ass and make you beg me to stop. I’m going to hurt you. I’m going to cover your mouth because you will be begging me to stop. But I’m not stopping until my cum fills your pussy.”
I flipped him over. I spread his ass cheeks as wide as I could. I found the door to his ass with my tongue. I licked and sucked on his manhole as hard as I could. I wanted him wet. I buried my tongue into his asshole as deep as I could. The motherfucker loved it, so I kept putting it in and out over and over. Each time I tried to bury my tongue and my mouth a little deeper into his cunt. We were both moaning, so I knew I was doing something right.
“Mark, put it in me. Put your cock in me Mark. Fuck, I feel good.”
I pulled him up to his knees where his ass was right in my face. I went down to lick it one more time to make sure he was wet. I put the head of my cock right up against his asshole making him wait for me to enter. He kept begging me to fuck him while I kept making him wait. I wanted him to be in full animal heat. Finally, I pushed the head of my cock in past his tightness. And then the rest followed. Fuck, I came here hoping to suck cock and I wind up with my cock in this guy’s hot ass. He was tight and the inside of his cunt was warm and sloppy hot. With every one of my thrusts in, he pushed out against me. My cock was all in and I was touching the bottom of his cunt with each push.
“Goddam Mark, goddam fuck me. Fuck my ass. Fuck it. Keep doing it. Fuck, your cock feels so good in me. Fuck me. Fuck meee! Aahhhhh…..
I couldn’t hold it any longer. It was too good. What a fuck this guy was.
“I can’t hold it Phil. I’m going to cum. I’m going to cum in your ass Phil. Oh fuck, I can’t hold it. I’m cumming. Cum with me.”
He shot another load the same time I filled his ass. I pushed my dick in so all of my cum would release inside him. Then, I pulled my dick out, licked my cum off his ass and then went down on his cock to clean him up. He loved me finishing up on his cock.
“Damn Mark. That was fuckin hot. I haven’t been sucked or fucked like that since I was in college. How many guys have you fucked to get that good at it?
“Not that many. I was 100% straight until I went to college. Got seduced by an eighteen year old hottie and before long I was hooked on cock. Doubt I can ever go back. I love sucking cock, fucking men, and being fucked by them. Young, old, teens, married men, divorced guys…hell I’ve even committed incest with my dad and grandpa. I just can’t get enough cock.”
“Wow, that’s hot. You’ve fucked your own dad? Goddam, that’s something I always wanted to do. But never did. But I jacked off a lot thinking about him.
I’ll tell you what. I’m in a group of eight married guys. We get together every other Saturday to play cards. Or at least that’s what we tell the wives. But what we really do is try to find someone like you who likes to suck cock. He gets to suck all eight of us. If we can’t find a good cocksucker, we just suck each other. But having a new guy each time is our preference. Preferably a young cocksucker like you, but any port in a storm as they say. If you’re interested, here’s my phone number. Just give me a call and we’ll give you all the cock you can handle. And you won’t have to come here to get caught by guys like me.
Oh, by the way. My brother-in-law Craig will be there. I know you enjoyed sucking his cock. I’m betting he’d like getting his ass fucked by you the next time. Goddam, I know I did. I'm going to need another fuck from you someday buddy.”
“Phil, I’ll be there to suck all of you guys. I hope I can get fucked and do some fucking while I’m there at the same time. I like getting fucked.”
At that moment, I heard someone coming to where we were. It was Phil's backup.
"Hi, Phil. Sorry, it took me so long to get here. So, is this the pervert you caught going down on Craig tonight? Damn, he's a sexy motherfucker. I hope you told him he's not going anywhere until I fuck his ass tonight. You up for another blowjob while I'm plowing this pervert's ass?"
"Oh, I don't think Mark here will mind getting his ass fucked. That's the only thing he hasn't done here tonight. And I sure won't mind getting another blowjob from him. This fucker knows how to suck a cock..."
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