Lights, Camera, Cum Confusion

by Alex

3 Apr 2018 2602 readers Score 8.9 (32 votes) PDF Mobi ePub Txt


Alex was a first year college student. He commuted the hour drive to school every day of the week. He took more classes than what was recommended for a first year student and planned on doing the same throughout his college life to hopefully cut down on the time he was in school by at least one semester.

During his college years, on his days off from school he also worked for a local grocery store as a stock boy and cashier. All the money he earned went towards paying for his excessively priced text books for school and his college tuition. But this meant he had very little time left to pursue any forms of relationships from friendships to romantic ones and everything in between.

So, Alex gave up hope that he would find someone during his college life and hoped in his career, he would later find that special someone. But that didn’t stop his body from getting excited and wanting something fun to do every now and again. But we’ll come back to that in just a moment, I promise.

There was this boy in college named Jason. He was in the same Advanced Photography courses that Alex was in and so Alex knew they had something of a common interest. Their professor would make them do out of class assignments, sometimes making them pick a partner and other times not specifying they had to do the project with a classmate. But every time Alex asked Jason to be his partner on the project and every time Jason would accept.

Jason was openly gay and as they worked on class projects, Jason never picked up on the subtle clues that Alex was gay as well. Like how Alex would always smile at every joke he would make, even if it wasn’t funny. And how Alex would pretend to not know how to take a photo on his camera so Jason would have to show him how it’s done – even though they were both accepted into the advanced photography course.

Jason may have been very open about who he loved but Alex wasn’t sure about the whole world knowing. But as I said, Alex had urges and he made a compromise with his body. He promised his little friend downstairs that as long as his little buddy kept himself in control around Jason on these out of class assignments when Jason and Alex were by themselves most times; Alex promised his little buddy a reward on the way home. And reward himself he did.

Alex always kept an extra set of clothes in his car just in case he got really dirty on a hike or sweaty from a long day at work. But Alex started making sure he had an extra, extra pair of socks in his car. A pair of socks for his extra, extra special friend downstairs.

Sometimes on the car ride home, he would be thinking about Jason so much that he got excited. Seeing that he had an entire hour ride home on a bunch of rural but very straight roads, he figured the perfect reward for not getting happy in plain view of his crush was to reward himself on the ride home with a fresh sock and a couple strokes after turning on the cruise control.

A couple weeks past and still Jason made no further advances to Alex and Alex didn’t push farther than the small flirts. Frankly, he was afraid to be outed to the world if he showed any more affection than the small flirting he already did. He knew if their relationship was meant to be, Jason would have to make the bold move first.

Then one day while working at the grocery store, in walked a pretty blonde girl around Alex’s age. It was a rather large store and she looked lost. Alex spotted her looking around so he approached her and asked what it was she was looking for. Alex was always the friendly type and he treated her no different than any other customer. He walked her over to the cereal aisle and pointed out the brand of cereal she was looking for.

After he pointed out the box for her, she thanked him for his kindness and asked for his name. A few hours later at the end of his shift, Alex was about to throw his apron in the wash bin at work and clock out when his manager pulled him to the side and explained how some woman complimented his kindness earlier.

When he got back to his house, Alex did as he always did after work. He got a hot shower and climbed into bed with nothing but underwear on. Something about sleeping partly nude was fun for Alex. He checked his email and his Facebook. He normally scrolled through his Facebook to see pictures and posts made by his friends from back in high school who now all lived out of state at colleges across the country. The truth was, he missed his friends more than he let on.

But that night when he opened his Facebook, he saw a friend request from a girl named Nicole. He also saw he had a new private message from the same girl. He didn’t recognize her from her picture but the private message made it clear who she was. “Hey Alex. I’m Nicole” she wrote. “I was the dumb blonde who couldn’t find the cereal aisle earlier today.”

Alex quickly accepted her friend request and replied to her message. “I’m shocked you remembered my name. Most people don’t even say hello to us. They just want their food and forget we’re human.”

“Well, it’s hard to forget the name of a good looking guy such as yourself.” She said.

“You think I’m good looking?”

“Yeah, you’re girlfriend’s a lucky woman.”

“Actually, I don’t have a girlfriend.”

“Well, that’s good news.”

Knowing where the conversation was heading, Alex explained to her how he had a long day at work and school early the next morning. He told her he would love to continue the conversation another time but as for tonight, he needed some sleep and was rather tired. Luckily, she understood.

But the truth was, Alex didn’t get much sleep that night. He was tired as hell but he needed to think about a lot of things. For instance, Jason. This was the moment he needed to decide. Was he going to go out with another girl and lead her on for no other reason than to keep the world thinking he was straight or was he going to finally make an advance on his relationship with Jason? Boy or girl, now it was time to decide.

By the morning, he decided to pursue Jason. So, he replied to Nicole explaining how he takes what she said about his looks as a compliment but just doesn’t feel the same way in return.

Alex went to school that day and planned on making his move. He knew they were going to work on another out of class assignment together and so it was the perfect opportunity.

For this assignment, they had to do a mock news report for a mock television news station. It was meant to teach them how to get their story down to the bare essentials and fit a large story into a small hole… I mean a small amount of time. Sorry, sometimes thinking about Jason gets me thinking about small holes. Anyway, it wasn’t meant to be fancy and so each pair of students were given a simple, cheap camcorder to record their story on.

Jason and Alex were assigned a mock story covering the finished construction of a newly renovated building on campus. It was to teach them what a fluff story was supposed to be. A fluff story is basically a good, light-hearted story which just fills up time during a slow news day. But as Alex and Jason walked around the newly removed building, they realized it was the middle of the week and the entire building was empty. How could a school let a multi-million dollar, newly renovated building go unused? So, they changed the topic of their story. Rather than a fluff piece, they were now doing an investigative report condemning the school they both attended for wasting their tuition dollars.

But this only brought the two closer as friends. With Jason going along with such a story and being the on-air talent to the story, Alex knew that Jason had the same mentality as his own. He knew Jason was also a rebel at heart.

Nearing the end of filming their story, the two walked further down the semi-dark hallway of the new building which was only lit from sunlight coming through the hallway windows and glass doors. Even this made it into their story, how even during peak hours of school, all the lights in the building were turned off.

Alex held the camera in his hand as they walked further down the hall, side by side. Jason said something to make Alex laugh and Alex knew this was the perfect opportunity to make his move. The building was empty so no one would hear him tell a boy he liked him.

“That’s why I love hanging out with you Jason. You always make me laugh.” Alex said.

“Well, if you want we could hang out next week over Spring break.” Jason replied.

“Really? That would be awesome” Alex said as they both continued to walk side by side down the hall.

“Yeah, my boyfriend and I are going bar hopping with a couple of our friends and you’re welcome to join us if you want.” As he finished his sentence, Jason looked over to see what Alex thought of the idea but Alex wasn’t there anymore. He looked around wondering where he went off to and saw one of the classroom doors behind him now closing.

Jason approached the classroom and looked in the door’s tiny rectangular window to see Alex had dropped his camera on the floor and he was now sitting at the teacher’s desk in the front of the room with his head down, buried in his hands. Jason slowly opened the door, poking his head through when he heard Alex crying. He opened the door more and started walking inside before calling out, “Alex, are you okay?”

Alex looked up to see Jason walking towards him. “Fuck. You weren’t supposed to see me like this” he said as he wiped the tears from his cheeks. He quickly got out of the chair and started walking towards the far corner of the room, all the while composing himself.

“What has you so upset all of a sudden? If you don’t want to go bar hopping, we don’t have to. We can hang out and do something else another time.”

Alex was in the corner of the room and faced the corner, hoping Jason wouldn’t see any more of his tears.

“Alex, talk to me.”

“We can’t be friends anymore.” Alex replied.

“What do you mean? We were just making plans to hang out outside of school work. You sounded excited about that.”

“I was but I’m sorry, I can’t be friends with you anymore.”

“Why not?”

“Just leave. I’ll finish up the video and edit it for us. You can take all the credit but I can’t be your partner anymore on these projects.”

“No, I’m not leaving until you tell me why we can’t be friends.” Jason said as he grabbed Alex by the arm and spun him around to face him, revealing how much Alex was still crying.

“Because…I didn’t know.”

“Know what?”

“That you have a boyfriend”

“So what? You can’t be friends with me because I’m gay. I thought you knew that about me. And honestly, I thought you were too so it’s a bit hypocritical.”

“I am gay but I’m not as open about it yet. I just turned down a girl this morning who wanted to go out with me. I told her that I was meeting up with a friend later and I explained how I was planning on telling my friend that I wanted us to be more than friends.”

“Well then you should be happy, shouldn’t you?”

“I was…until my friend told me that he has a boyfriend.”

“Wait…me?”

Alex just shook his head up and down while shedding one more tear down his cheek. Jason just stood there confused and shocked.

“But who am I kidding? Of course you have a boyfriend.” Alex said as he started walking around the classroom aimlessly while breaking down and crying more and more. “And of course I don’t have a boyfriend because I’m the last person who deserves one. I’m still hiding half in the closet, too afraid of what the world might think of me. Fuck, I don’t even know if I actually like boys. I mean, I never even kissed a boy so how the fuck should I know if I like it.

So, what the hell am I doing thinking I can be with someone like you who’s open about who they are? Someone like you would want someone to be an open book. Not a closeted fool who can only masturbate to the thought of a boy when he’s alone on the car ride home because he fears that he’ll accidently call out his name when he cums…”

“It’s okay to be closeted you know?”

“No it’s not. I have all these thoughts about hot guys like you but if I can’t even tell a boy I like him in a dark hallway of an empty building, how the fuck am I going to be alright going on a date with someone out in public?

“It’s a process, okay. Just calm down.”

“I don’t even know why you’re still here right now.”

“Because I’m your friend, remember?”

“Don’t you understand? We can’t be friends.”

“I’m friends with lots of gay guys.”

“Yeah, it’s fine for you but I can’t be friends with someone like you. I can’t even look in your direction without wanting to kiss you. How could I just move on like these feelings weren’t there for months now?”

“I don’t know. But your secret’s safe with me. You can tell the rest of the world when you’re ready to.”

“But how do you know? Like, when do you get set free of this endless loop?”

“What endless loop?”

“The loop where you’re afraid to tell the world that you’re gay because you’re not a hundred percent certain you are gay because you haven’t kissed a boy yet to know if you feel sparks. But then how are you meant to find a boy to kiss if you aren’t at least somewhat open about who you are?”

“I guess one day you just stop fighting it. Either that or someone helps you break the loop.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean someone could kiss you just so you know what it feels like. That way you know if you liked it or not and that way if you tell the world, you know this is what you really want.”

“I guess. Do you have any gay friends hanging out with you over Spring break? Maybe I can break the loop with one of them.”

“I do have gay friends hanging out with me but they’re all single so you actually have a chance with them. I don’t want you breaking your loop with one of them. If you go after one of them, you better be damn certain that you’re gay and that you’re ready to be open about it.”

“Ok. I’ll try to figure it out by break then.” Alex said as he opened the classroom door and headed out, apologizing for his crying.

The door was about to close behind Alex when Jason called out, “I can break the loop.”

A second later, Alex came in the room again. “What?”

“You can kiss me if you want.”

“I can’t kiss you though. If we have any hope of staying friends, I can’t do that to you.”

“My boyfriend will understand, Alex.”

“No, it’s not that. It’s just that, let’s say it doesn’t feel good and I feel weird kissing a guy, then you’re going to walk away thinking you’re a bad kisser or something. If it feels amazing then I’m going to be hurt even more than I already am, knowing how amazing it is to kiss you.”

“I know but if you don’t kiss me then you’re only going to keep wondering about yourself and about these feelings forever. If it feels weird then hopefully you can still go out with that girl you turned away. If it feels good then you can start being happy right away.”

“I guess.”

“And I’m guessing I’m the only one who knows you have these feelings?”

“Yeah.”

“Then if it goes good, I’m the one who showed you the way. If it doesn’t then I’m the only person who will ever know. And I promise to keep it that way.”

“Are you sure you’d be willing to kiss me? Even for something as stupid as this?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay”

Alex and Jason moved closer to each other. Eventually, Jason grabbed Alex by his chest and leaned in to the kiss. Their lips met in the middle and it felt like a million stars colliding and creating a giant black hole in Alex’s mind as if nothing else in the world mattered anymore and never did matter.

Jason backed out of the kiss and asked Alex, “So…what’s the verdict?”

Alex just looked back with a confused look on his face. “I don’t know yet.”

Jason leaned back in for another kiss and this time, as he pressed his lips against Alex’s, he parted his lips and from the friction of their lips pressed together, Jason pushed Alex’s lips open. Jason then pushed his tongue into Alex’s mouth and began a full on make out session with him. He wrapped his hands around Alex’s back and pulled him in closer, against his chest. Alex started wrapping his hands around Jason.

Jason again leaned back away from their kiss. “Yep, you’re as gay as they come.”

“Wait, aren’t I the one who has to decide that? How do you know?” Alex replied.

“Well, for starters you started wrapping your hands around me.”

“I was just giving it the old college try and going along with whatever you did to me.”

“And second, but far more importantly, we haven’t even been making out for a full minute yet and that happened.”

“What’s that?”

“Didn’t you feel yourself getting hard?”

Alex looked down and realized he was harder than ever before. “Holy shit!” he yelled as he quickly pulled down his shirt to cover the bulge in his pants and he started to look around the room frantically to find anything he could cover himself with.

“Don’t worry, it happens.” Jason laughed.

“Still doesn’t explain why it happened so fast. When I had a girlfriend in high school and we made out, it took me like twenty minutes to get semi hard down there and then it took her a little bit of blowing me to get me hard enough to actually have sex.”

“Well, coming from experience, you got hard so fast this time for two reasons. First is that you’re actually making out with someone you want to make out with now and your dick knows that.”

“And what’s the second reason?”

“How long has it been since you’ve gotten a blow from someone?”

“A couple years. Like I said, girlfriend back in high school.”

“Yeah, that doesn’t mean you haven’t had a couple hookups since then.”

“After that I couldn’t bring myself to kiss a girl let alone stick my dick in her.”

“Tell me again how you were confused on this.”

“Sorry. But I was still confused.”

“The problem now is that if you hit it off with one of my single friends and you two start making out, you’re going to get hard just as fast.”

“How do I stop that from happening?”

“Simple, you get someone to blow…huh, you know what? I can do it if you want.”

“Do what?” Alex said as Jason started to kneel down in front of him and undo his belt and zipper. Jason then pulled down Alex’s pants and started licking his sack before moving up his shaft and swallowing the whole thing in his deep throat. As Jason pushed his head forward and pulled back, Alex began holding Jason’s head by his hair and enjoyed every second more and more with each pass of Jason’s lips on his shaft. Seconds turned to minutes but in Alex’s mind, all time stopped the moment Jason kissed him so he wasn’t keeping track of time from there on.

“I’m so close” Alex yelled out as Jason continued to push and pull his lips up and down Alex’s shaft, now with increasing speed and a tightened grip of his lips, sealing in Alex’s juices from escaping. Before long, Alex was shooting the biggest load of his life right into Jason’s awaiting mouth. When Alex was finally finished, his cock was still dripping white droplets of cum as he pulled it out of Jason’s mouth.

“That was fucking incredible. That was the best thing I ever felt in my life” Alex said with a sigh of relief.

With a gulp, Jason swallowed Alex’s load and then looked up at Alex. “If that was the best you’ve ever gotten then I guess you’ve never received a proper blow before.”

“Say, do you mind if I ask you something personal?”

“Well considering I had your dick in my mouth a moment ago, why the hell not?”

“How do you know if you’re a top or bottom?”

“Well, I’m a top so I guess I just figured it out when my boyfriend tried it with me and I realized I didn’t like it so we had the conversation and now he’s always the bottom and I’m always the top.”

“But doesn’t he ever want to be the top?”

“Well, anytime we go that far and he gives me his ass, I promised to give him two blowjobs within the same night in return. But he still gets me to be a bottom on special occasions like his birthday or Christmas. So it’s not completely one sided.”

“How do you know if you’re meant to be a bottom then?”

“Have you ever tried sticking your fingers up there?”

“Yeah and it felt amazing.”

“What about a dildo or anything?”

“I have one and use it all the time but I don’t think you’re going to like the nickname I gave it.”

“Is it Jason?”

“Maybe”

“Then I think you already know the answer to that one.”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure too. I was just curios how you knew you were a top.”

“Have you ever swallowed a load before though?”

“No.”

“Well, if you get into it with a guy, you don’t jump straight to top or bottoming. If you’re in a real relationship and not just a hookup then you start off slower than that.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, first you give each other hand jobs. Then a little while later you give each other blowjobs in which case it is considered extremely rude to not swallow. Then after doing that for a bit, you finally work up to real sex. Even then, you won’t want full on sex every night but come on, you’re both guys so you’re going to be horny a lot and you’ll want something so you’ll go back and forth between full sex, blowjobs to completion, and handy’s. So, eventually you need to learn to swallow.”

“Well, I have a thought.”

“What’s that?”

“You haven’t gone yet.”

“I guess you’re right” Jason said as he leaned back and laid on the carpeted floor and Alex bent down to lay on top of him. Alex started kissing him and undoing his jeans which were tightening by the second from his growing package inside.

Alex quickly took his pants off from around his ankles, took off his shirt, and helped Jason out of his clothes. Alex kissed Jason’s chest on the way down to his growing cock. When he reached his package, Jason asked him a personal question.

“Have you ever had a dildo in your mouth to know what it feels like?”

Alex just smiled as he wrapped Jason’s cock in his lips and swallowed it all in one breath. He started working it in and out of his mouth and twisting his head back and forth like a seasoned pro.

“Oh fuck. You’ve been practicing quite a bit for this part.”

A minute or so later, Alex came up for a breath. “I’m fairly certain I am but do you mind me trying to bottom?”

“No. But you need lots of lube so spit on my cock a few times, the heavier the better.”

Alex did as he was instructed and slowly got on top of Jason to position his ass right atop of his cock.

“It’s going to hurt the first time so take it easy.” Jason explained.

Alex sat down slowly. He felt a sharp sting in his ass and sat up quickly.

“It’s okay. Take it slow. Go as far down as you can and then try to hold it there.”

Alex sat down again and within a minute, Jason was all the way inside of Alex’s tight hole. Alex then leaned over and began kissing Jason. With their chests skin to skin, Alex started thrusting his hips up and down and Jason did the same in the same frequency.

It took Jason a while to near the breaking point but that’s exactly what Alex wanted. He loved having things up his ass and the fact that this thing was Jason’s cock, it was something Alex didn’t want to ever end.

“I’m getting close” Jason said as Alex climbed off of him and laid down on the floor next to Jason who sat up quickly and positioned his cock right above Alex’s mouth.

“Now, because I was up your ass, it’s going to taste a little weird but I need you to close your lips around me and make a tight seal so nothing spills out. It’s going to be a lot of cum but…”

Just then Alex grabbed Jason’s cock with his hand and pulled it down, into his mouth making a tight seal all around his mushroom tip. He began moving his head up and down once again. It didn’t take long at all for Jason to start shooting his load but Alex kept blowing away until Jason started to feel pain from shooting so much and wanting more milked out of him than what he was willing to give.

Jason pulled out and Alex took a big gulp, swallowing every drop with ease.

“That tasted good.” Alex explained.

“Glad you liked it. Now, here’s the thing. I’ll never tell a soul if you don’t. I mean if my boyfriend finds out I did anything he’ll kill me. If we just kissed, I can explain that and he’ll understand but if he knows anything else, that’s bad.”

“I know but believe me, I won’t tell anyone. Remember, I’m still closeted and in my eyes you were just a friend trying to help me out so I’m not going to tell anyone.”

“Good, let’s get our clothes back on and finish this project.”

With their clothes back on, Alex grabbed the camera from the floor and headed out the classroom door with Jason. They went to go film the last shot they needed in another room of the building down the hall. When Alex opened up the camera to turn it back on, he realized the battery had run out. Normally, the batteries lasted hours but it was no big deal. After all, Alex had another battery in his cargo pants pocket.

After replacing the battery, Jason put the news microphone up to his mouth and started reciting the last lines of his script to the camera. The two then hung out for a bit longer on campus and headed home. Before they parted ways, Jason suggested to Alex that as soon as they each get home they should take a shower and change their clothes so no one could smell the distinct scent of cum on their breath or skin.

Alex did as Jason suggested when he got home but he chose to add one more aspect to it and think about Jason in the shower a little before washing himself off.

After a few hours, Alex opened up his computer and inserted the SD card from the camera they used for their project. He started to go through the footage to begin editing the project down when he realized the one video clip was over an hour long. Alex thought to himself ‘I didn’t film anything that long’ so he opened up the file to see what it was.

At first it was a scene Alex and Jason meant to film as part of their script. But when Alex yells “cut”, the camera doesn’t stop recording. In the footage, you can hear Alex and Jason walking down the hallway talking and then finally, hear Jason tell Alex about his boyfriend. Immediately, the camera shows Alex stopping dead in his tracks and run to the nearest classroom door to hide. A few minutes into the shot, the camera was dropped on the floor and was looking up from the floor, across the whole classroom towards the front of the room where the teacher’s desk is.

Alex then noticed himself in the footage walk around the desk and bow his head down to cry. A minute or so later, in walks Jason and he hears their whole conversation. Alex skips ahead in the video a bit and realized the camera accidentally recorded Jason kissing him. Then it goes on to show Jason giving him head, them stripping down, and see Alex giving Jason head and bottoming. While Jason and Alex were collecting their clothes to put them back on, the camera cuts out seemingly from the battery dying. The shot was horrible, after all the camera was tipped over on its side the entire time but it was a rather wide shot so you could see everything clear as day.  

Alex didn’t think about any revengeful thoughts here. While yes, he could have sent it to Jason’s boyfriend and broke them up, what good would that have done Alex? After all, it wasn’t like Jason wouldn’t have known who sent his boyfriend the video so it wasn’t like Jason would have come running for Alex. But Alex did hold onto the video and saved it under his ‘personal collection’ file on his computer which was already filled with other gay films of a much more professional production value but still fit into the same category and X rating. Alex enjoyed watching that video over and over again for many years to cum.

As for the rest of the footage, Alex quickly edited the project and handed it in the next day. As part of the project, the professor was supposed to post each story to the school’s YouTube channel within a few days. But after the professor emailed all the students in the class informing them the videos were up online, Alex and Jason realized theirs was the only video missing from the class.

The next day in class, both Jason and Alex stayed after class and asked their professor why their video wasn’t online like the rest of their classmates’ videos.

“Was it because it condemns the school for spending so much and not using their building?” Jason boldly asked the professor.

“No. I loved how you turned this into an actual story. That showed me you both really have a talent for this investigative journalism and telling stories. In fact, that’s the whole reason I gave you both an A plus on this assignment while the rest of the class only got a regular A or below.”

“Did the school not let you post it?” Alex politely asked.

“No. The school never saw it. Look, I thought it was fantastic but I don’t think you boys want it published either.”

“Why not?” asked Jason.

“Look, you have a boyfriend Jason, correct?”

“Yeah, what does that have to do…” Jason was interrupted.

“And Alex, you’re not as “out” (the professor made quotations with his fingers) as Jason is here.”

“And so?” Alex replied.

“Well, the report was fantastic but at the end, I don’t think you boys want anyone else to see the white marks on Jason’s shirt. They weren’t there for the rest of the video, then all of a sudden it’s darker outside in the window in the background of your last shot and suddenly white marks appear on his shirt. Now, I was the same way back in your age with my boyfriend so I get it. I’m not going to say anything to anyone but if you boys want to reshoot that scene next week with the same shirt on, only clean this time, and resubmit it, I will gladly post the video. But I don’t think your boyfriend or either of you want to see this video go out there.”

“I didn’t even notice that, I swear” Alex quickly explained to Jason.

“I didn’t catch that either. Thank you so much professor for saving us both and for understanding.”

“We’ll reshoot next week and send you the file.”

“No problem boys, just shoot all your scenes next time before fooling around”

Later that same day, Alex received yet another private message from Nicole, the blondie from the grocery store. All it said was “I understand how you can suppose I wanted a boyfriend but I just think you’re cute and I’m looking for more of a friend with benefits thing. So if you want to hang out sometime and just hang out for ‘fun stuff’ we can totally do that.”

Surprised by her very forward offer, Alex replied, “I’d love a friend with benefits or a relationship but I’m sorry, you’re just not my type.”

“What is your type then? Just curious.” She asked.

“Blonde or brown hair.”

“Okay, I have blonde hair.”

“Thin and likes to take walks and exercise”

“You saw me, I’m thin and like to exercise when I can.”

“Tall”

“I’m pretty tall”

“A six pack”

“Okay, I have cold beer here if you want.”

“Not what I meant but I want someone easy to talk to and someone who can make me laugh.”

“Alright I’m both those things but I don’t know what you’re not understanding here, I just want a dick inside of me.”

“Hold on one second.”

“For what?”

“Just hold on a sec. I promise it’s worth it.”

“Okay.”

Alex raced to his computer and opened up his private file to the video of him having sex with Jason. He took a screenshot of Jason’s dick inside of his mouth as he was cumming but cropped out Jason’s face so the girl couldn’t identify him.

“Okay, I’m back. Sorry about that.”

“No big deal. What’s going on?”

“Well, remember how you said how you just want a dick inside of you.”

“Yeah, do you want to trade pictures? Is that why you left?”

“Nope. All I can say is, you want a dick inside of you…so do I”

“What do you mean ‘so do I’?”

Alex sent her the screenshot. “Do you see what I mean now?”

A minute later, she responded. “Oh, I see now.”

“No offense to you but we’re both after the same thing here. You’re cute and all and if I was straight, you’d be a great person to have around but you just don’t have the things I want the most in my partner at night. You know, like a six pack of abs (not beer), a scruffy face from having recently shaved, hairy legs, a smooth chest without big boobs, and most importantly, a dick between your legs”

“I’m so sorry. I had no idea.”

“Its fine, no one really knows yet but hopefully I’ll get a boyfriend soon enough. I just hope you’re not offended”

“Not a bit. I understand. Do you mind us just being friends?”

“Not a bit. As long as you promise not to share that photo with anyone. I sort of only shared it so it would be very apparent what I like.”

“Promise. So, are you a top then?”

“Nope, bottom”