Guy Stuff

"So, dude what do you say?"

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"Yes… I’m married with three kids. You met Jane several times, no? Our summer party?"

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"No I’m not gay, yes I like dick, especially fat ones like yours… Don’t be shy mate, I saw in the gym. I get fucked about once a week."

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"Why? It’s a fucking awesome way to relax, takes my mind off stuff. You ever done it? Prostate massage, I mean. Get fucked?"

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"Yes mate, up the ass. But have you ever done it? It’s unbelievable! Better than running. I mean, I still run – the endorphins from running are a killer and this body doesn’t come cheap, but this…"

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"How did it start? Funny you ask… Prostate exam. Nurse went too far, gave me a thrill. It got me thinking, and investigating…

Then I have these friends. Gay couple, super nice people. They are always giving hints that their sex life is amazing. Got me curious. One day I was talking with one of them, Andrew, after a dinner party we held…"

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"Where was my wife? She was asleep, and Andrew’s husband was passed out in the sofa. You remind me a bit of Andrew, you know…

Both of you are big. Big all over… He is black though and you’re not… You are both hung. But I digress! We were chatting, and I was tipsy, and I started asking him about how it felt, getting fucked.

Now, that was a trap. I knew he was a top – I mean with that dick, how could you not be right?"

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"No joke make, as fat as that beer can!

So, I had been noticing him looking at my ass for a while and purposefully teased him at times. Whenever I wear shorts I always get a rise in his bulge. So, I kind of laid the trap for him.

I knew he wanted in – gay guys always want straight ass. Especially married. It’s a trophy thing. And have you looked at this fucking ass? Come on, look…

Give it a proper squeeze, don’t be a wimp."

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"Running everyday dude! And gym, that’s how you get this ass. And squats. Fuck… That hot hand of yours making me even hornier. You know when I said once a week? It’s more like three times a week. I have a lot of stress in my life dude."

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"Yes mate, I’ll get to it. No, you don’t have to take that hand away. I’m grabbing your bulge, it’s only fair.

So, I was playing naïve and coy, as if I hadn’t read a fucking metric ton of information on everything about ass fucking (I’m a fucking lawyer, I would). And after fifteen minutes and a couple of times of accidentally bending down in front of him to pick up random stuff from the floor, the had me bent over the sofa with a tongue in my hole.

I can’t fucking describe it. He was fucking hungry for it."

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"His husband? Oh, passed out. He could sleep through a storm. and he did, because I wasn’t very silent… Even when he pushed my head down on the sofa pillows."

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"Oh, he wouldn’t mind. I know they shag around. And you have my ass on your hand… Would you blame someone for wanting to fuck that?

I think one of these days I’ll get him to give me a prostate massage as well, with his cock. Yes dude, my fuck hole needs real maintenance. And there are days of the week when Andrew can’t meet up.

Did I say three times per week? Actually it’s every working day. That I need it, I mean, not that I get it. You know me – super busy, super stressed. Need to relax and unwind often"

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"Fuck hole? 

Ha ha… 

The first time he bent me over and slid that thick dick inside me, he called it his fuck hole. And that was hot… It’s an ass when I’m on my own… It’s a fuck hole when I’m with him. That’s our code mate. I text him the letters FH and he comes and feeds it."

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"Oh, I meant feeds my hole. I don’t suck. Not yet. And I don’t mean he “feeds my hole”, I mean he massages my prostate."

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"When? Sometimes it’s mainly when I go out running in the morning. I text him and he comes to meet me halfway through. I’ll be lubed and stretched already so it’s quicker for him to slide in. 20 minutes and I’m shooting. Most of the times hands free, because I really like to take it. Sometimes it’s in bathroom in a bar. Sometimes it’s in the office…"

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"Where? Let'a see... Supply closet? Executive bathroom? Ha ha - I have to think, he has fed me his dick pretty much everywhere.

Damn mate… You are leaking like a fucker. The wet spot is spreading. And you are still massaging my ass."

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"Yes… It’s lubed. I mean, my buddy wants me ready to go. And despite him being away on holidays for the last few weeks, I still keep up with the practice. I like the feel of walking around a bit gaped.

Come on buddy, give it a try. It will just slide in…"

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"Fuck yes, let’s do it then"

The End