Dad's Stinky Butthole

Dad & Me enjoying the smells and flavors of our bodies in nature

By the time Dad and I got back to our campsite we’d worked up quite a sweat.  Our armpits and asscracks were smelly swamps with our hair matted with body odor and the delicious stench of stale piss and ripe ass. We’d stop to piss on the way and again hosed each other down with our strong yellow urine making us very fragrant and sticky.  While we set up our camp stove to make dinner, Dad smiled at me and asked if I was enjoying our manly time together in the mountains.  Yes, Dad this is like a dream come true and now I can’t wait to bury my face in your pits and ass if that’s all right with you.  Okay son let’s wait until after dinner and we can get comfortable and really take our time. 

First son though, before it gets dark, I’m going to need to take a dump soon and wonder if you do too?  This may not appeal to you but if we can shit together and help each other clean-up, it would be the ultimate father-son bond with no limits.  Men shit and there is nothing to be ashamed of and I don’t want us to be shy – but only if you’re okay with that.  Yes, Dad I’ll need to go too and I love the idea of us shitting side by side or facing each other.  Hey, I usually get a chubby while I shit and enjoy my own fumes – sometimes I even precum. Wow son you take after your old man for sure – I’ve always loved jerking my dick while I dump.  Gives the prostate a good rub, eh?  Dad laughed. 

We walked together to a clearing about 50 yards from our tent carrying the roll of special biodegradable paper we’d brought.  I looked at Dad sheepishly at I slipped off my shorts so I was only wearing my tank top and hiking boots.  Dad didn’t hesitate to take my hand and lead me over to some big rocks.  Let’s squat here son we can balance on the rocks and help each other stay upright so we don’t mess up our shoes.  Okay Dad I really have to go so let’s get in position.  Dad dropped his shorts and his big cock was already half-mast – he tugged it and looked in my eyes as it got even bigger.  We both squatted down in the pine needles next to the rocks – the sky was a stunning violet-blue color as the sun started to set over the ridge of evergreens.  I was filled with such a sense of such peaceful well-being and anticipation of the evening to come with my amazing Dad.  I’d never shit with any man before but a few weeks ago I’d never had sex with my cousin or thought it was possible I’d be naked with my Dad in the woods with both of us stinking to high heaven.  In position, Dad gripped my hand and we smiled at each other as we squeezed our assholes to start dumping.  I couldn’t help myself I was bright red with embarrassment while also turned on even if the smell of raw shit was unappealing.  I like ripe asses and don’t mind dirty holes but fresh shit right from the ass was something different entirely.  My dick jumped though and I was getting hard as the shit starting sliding out of my hole onto the needles.  Dad farted loudly and laughed joyously and it made me laugh too.  I’m not info farts but I enjoyed sharing this most personal act as he began to shit too.  Both of us strained and squeezed as our shit hit the ground and our dicks got rock hard.  I saw a drop of precum ooze out of Dad’s hard cock and drip down – damn I wanted it!  Now finished, we’d both left a big pile of turds on the fragrant pine needles.  Do you want to wipe your old man’s ass?  Dad asked and handed me the paper.  Wow I wasn’t expecting this but I wanted to be open to everything so I got up with my ass still dirty and got behind Dad – he smiled at me encouragingly. It’s okay son it’s part of the ritual – remember no shame.  I took some sheets and reached down and wiped Dad’s ass crack – it was messy and the paper almost fell apart in my hands.  Some shit got on my fingers so I wiped them on my leg and continued to clean up my Dad’s shitty butthole.  That’s enough son my turn to do you.  Dad stood up and took the roll and started to clean me up.  Bend over son and give me access to your ass.  I obeyed and Dad took the paper and wiped up and down my ass crack both cleaning and smearing my shit.  Some got matted in my ass hairs – I had some hair but nowhere near as furry as my Dad’s black forest of ass and leg hair.  Dad got me mostly cleaned up and fingered my hole a bit before I stood up and hugged him.  I loved how stinky we both were and our sweat and our smells co-mingled.  I pushed my nose into Dad’s rank pit and he laughed and raised both his arms so I could get full access.  I rubbed my nose in his strong ripe pit and got his smell all over my face – I licked them enjoying the oniony taste.  Dad started to moan and he tipped my chin up with his finger – his eyes bore into me with that look of love and lust I was getting used to.  Dad reached down and his lipped touched mine – he pulled back looking at me for approval and I just jumped up and kissed him hard.  My tongue slipped into his mouth and we both could taste the piss from our skin and the aroma of his armpits.  We began to moan and we swapped spit and our tongues were entwined.  The kisses were aggressive and passionate – I never knew men could kiss like this. 

Maybe dinner can wait Dad gasped as he broke the kiss out of breath.  He took my hand we went over to the tent, both of us naked and hard except for shoes and tank tops.   What have we here?? Came a voice from the trees at the edge of our camp.  Looks like a couple of fucking faggots to me scoffed the tall scraggly man who stomped into our camp.  He was probably in his 50’s and looked tough and dirty – ragged denim, a long scruffy gray/brown beard (that didn’t look too clean), scuffed worn hiking boots and an old safari hat that had seen better days.  He looked wiry and strong and wore a look of disgust on his weathered but handsome face.  The man dropped his backpack and held up his aluminum walking stick in a threatening manner.  Dad and I froze, our hard-on’s quickly drooping causing the precum to flow out and drip to the ground.  The stranger looked at the precum in disbelief.  What the fuck are you guys cumming?  Look here Dad said we are just two men minding our own business. Why don’t you do the same and move along?  The man laughed unpleasantly and said he didn’t take kindly to homos in “his” woods.  Get the fuck out of here now and maybe I’ll let you go peacefully, the man said. This boy looks awfully young, what are you his teacher or coach you perv?   Dad shrugged and turned to me.  Let’s get packed up and get going he said with a look of distress.  But Dad I yelled without thinking.  What the fuck, this is your DAD? The man reared back in disbelief.  No Dad said it’s just a game we play.  Come on let’s go. We don’t want trouble Dad said to the man.  You guys are already in trouble and jeez I can smell you from here – you smell like shit and piss. 

Dad started taking down the tent, still naked.  The man put down his pole and picked up his backpack.  You faggots are lucky there’s no cel service up here or I’d have the Ranger bust your sorry asses.  He rummaged through his backpack and looked down in the big bag.  I took the opportunity to quickly scoop up a heavy round rock and threw it with all my might.  Those years of baseball practice paid off as I beaned him in the forehead.  The stranger reeled back and fell on his back dazed.  Dad jumped on him and pinned his arms back while I grabbed some bungee cords we had and tied up the man’s arms over his head and his legs together.  What the fuck? The man yelled loudly but he was no longer in charge.  Dad squatted and rubbed his dirty nasty ass on the man’s nose and eyes keeping away from his teeth.  The stranger gagged and spit screaming out but his face was now smeared with Dad’s shit and sweat.  I peeked inside the backpack and saw a handgun.  Fuck Dad he was going to harm us!  I showed Dad the gun keeping it out of our prisoner’s view and I walked over and tossed it as far as I could into a creek.  You’re going to be sorry you didn’t just move along as I suggested, Dad said to the man.  He started pissing on the man’s face who gurgled and spat as some of Dad’s hot steaming piss got into his mouth and all over his face and hair.  I walked over then and rubbed my dirty stinking ass on his face and scooped some of the caked shit from my hole and dabbed it on his lips.  He was in total shock now. 

Dad let’s pull down his pants and see what’s he got I said – didn’t matter now if I called him Dad as this guy wasn’t going to do anything about it.  We unbuckled the man’s pants and belt and pulled down his jeans and dirty yellow underwear.  Wow was he skanky but I admit I enjoyed the fumes of his stinky dick and stale piss. His dirty dick was really fat with crinkly foreskin which I skinned back and took a  whiff.  The smegma was caked on and smelled amazing – I swiped some with my finger and rubbed it under my nose.  Fucking amazing.  Dad laughed at me  - wow I’ve really raised a young pig!   Yeah Dad I love it.  The hostage sputtered and swore but we ignored him.  Let’s turn over I said so we did and he clenched his hairy buttcheeks until a few sharp swats made him relax them.  I leaned over and breathed in the aroma of his dirty asshole – I was so hard again and I was starting to ooze precum.  Dad scooped up my leakage and licked it up.  What do you want to do son?  I want to fuck him Dad – he was going to do us harm so he needs to pay.   The man yelled out Noooo!!! But I didn’t care.  I wanted to fuck his hairy tight hole and breed him.  He’d think twice about messing with any gay guys after I was done.  Dad helped me pull apart his unwilling cheeks and I got a good look at his asshole which was pink and pretty with brown hair framing the tight pucker.  I went down and stuck the tip of my tongue into his hole – it stank and tasted rank but I loved it.  What the fuck?? The man yelled.  I started tongue fucking him and got his hole nice and wet and sloppy.  Dad was stroking his hard cock watching me with a strange nasty look on his face.  I leaned over and kissed him letting him taste the stranger’s nasty asshole from my tongue.  Dad hungrily sucked my tongue and kissed me back.  Do it son.

I spat on the man’s hole and Dad added his saliva too – my precum provided plenty of lube and I reached over scooped some of Dad’s ooze and rubbed it on the hole.  I got on top ignoring the whimpers and curses and aimed my rock hard boner at his hole.  I slowly stuck the tip of my wet cock into his hole – he tried clenching again but a hard slap to his asscheek by Dad stopped that shit fast.  My cock was in about two inches now and he was almost crying.  Stop!  Please stop! Fuck no I kept sliding in inch by delicious inch – he was so tight it was like my cock was bathed in a warm cozy bath.  Finally I shoved in the last couple of inches and I was up to my balls against this hot hairy asshole.  Dad clapped and we leaned in again for another sloppy tongue kiss as I started to fuck the hole sliding my dick almost all the way out and shoving it back in.  Damn it felt good.  Dad was watching me and stroking his own huge cock and it looked he might blow soon.  Dad when I pull out, cum on my cock! I yelled.  Let’s double breed him.  Good idea so I pulled my dick almost all the way out of the hole while Dad jacked his cock a couple more strokes and blasted and blasted a huge wave of cum onto my dick.  I had to taste some before shoving my cum covered dick into stranger’s now gaping ass.  He was reduced to mumbles and quiet swear words now.   Was he arching his ass up?   I was getting ready to blow myself.  Feel this fucker!  I’m gonna cum in your ass and you’ll now from now on what it’s like to fuck with gay dudes.  I shoved my dick all the way in as far as I could – I just slammed against his asscheeks and my sperm blew out like a geyser.  I came and came into that asshole’s asshole.  With Dad’s and my cum swamping his ass I kept fucking him churning the cream.  Finally, covered in sweat and Dad’s piss from before I pulled out and rolled over on my back in the dust.  Dad pulled me up and hugged and kissed me.  Good job son.   Thanks Dad, now what?  Piss in his ass Dad grunted.  Give it all to him, you’re still hard.  I shoved my dirty dripping cock back in the man’s sloppy hole and let loose a huge stream of piss.  He groaned and whimpered as the piss filled him and backed up squirting all over my cock and his asscheeks – a stinky soup of piss cum and shit.  God he was a mess and so was I but I didn’t mind.  I rolled off again and Dad leaned over and licked his hole and smirked at me.  Damn I love this man. 

We rolled the naked humiliated stinking filthy stranger onto his back.  He was strangely quiet and then I saw it – a big puddle of cum under him and covering his shriveled dick and pubic hair.  So much sperm!  Dad he came while I was fucking him!   Dad scoffed – looks like you wanted to join in all along, asshole!   The man was silent so I scooped some of his fresh cum and tasted it then smearing the rest on his lips and face adding it to our mix of shit and piss.  He was a fucking mess.  What do we do now Dad?