Nutcracker Doll Massager: Jan in Czechia
I came to Czechia to meet Jan Novotný, my former Intercultural Communication student, who had invited me to the Prague Doll Festival. Jan was hard to miss in a crowd: a fair-haired, stocky muscleman with arms and legs like tree trunks, yet a boyish, open face that made him seem younger than his years. His hands fascinated me most—huge and powerful, but with a delicacy in the way he held things, as if every gesture was shaped by the fine work of carving and stringing marionettes.
He led me first through the old town square, where a street theater performance unfolded under the open sky. Towering puppets swayed and lumbered above the crowd, their painted faces lit by the morning sun, the wooden clatter of their steps echoing against the cobblestones. After a short lunch of sandwiches with cola we ducked into a children’s theater, where smaller puppets taught lessons about kindness, patience, and honesty; the children laughed and gasped as if the strings themselves carried magic.
By dinnertime we reached the vaulted beer hall, the long tables were already lined with glasses, each foaming with a different shade of amber and gold. Jan grinned at me like a mischievous boy and clapped me on the back, urging me to keep pace with his enormous gulps. One after another the samples came—pilsners sharp as mountain air, dark lagers heavy with caramel, herbal brews spiced with nettle and honey. The waitresses hardly had time to clear the glasses before fresh ones were set down, and soon my notebook was forgotten.
Jan began to sing old Czech drinking songs in a deep, booming baritone, slapping the table with his palm, and I—half out of scholarly curiosity, half out of sheer giddiness—joined in. By the tenth glass, we were arm in arm, swaying with the crowd, laughing so hard that tears rolled down our cheeks. When we finally stumbled out into the Prague night, the cobblestones seemed to shift like a puppet stage beneath our feet, and the whole city felt alive, grinning and dancing with us.
Properly sloshed with beer we staggered into the street and Jan took me to his apartment, half of which was turned into his workshop, a space crammed with half-finished puppets, jars of paint, and the warm scent of carved wood. He showed me his small business with the pride of someone who had found a niche no one else had: theatre puppets, marionettes, hand dolls, wooden people, buratinos, and, finally, massager dolls designed not just for children’s play but for easing pain. He held up tiny figures meant to wrap around aching muscles and bones, explaining their uses with exaggerated patience, as though I were one of the schoolchildren from earlier in the day. Then, with those careful giant’s hands, he lifted a wiry Nutcracker doll and slipped its arms around one of my own swollen fingers and turned the little switch on. “See,” he said, his smile soft even through the haze of drink, “miracles are possible.” He moved the doll from one finger to the next after each three minutes, and, to my surprise, the dull ache in my arthritic fingers eased, leaving me laughing with him in the lamplight of his cluttered apartment.
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“Shh, shh, Augie, I am straight, come on, no, no” he said, laughing when I told him that his dolls could massage not only fingers but other finger-shaped, well, barrel-shaped, pliant, hot things… you know which, come on, let me, please let me, just touch, okay, just touch, oh, come on, just a minute, you’ll like it, I swear, oh, come on, Jan, you are so handsome, please, please, ple-aaaaase… ah, yes, thank you, yes, I understand, just touch, come on, come on, thank you, you are gorgeous, oh, yes…
When he finally lay naked on the sofa in front of me, and I knelt by his side, I first let my gaze travel the breadth of Jan’s chest: the wide, firm slabs dusted with almost invisible blond down, the skin sun-warmed except where a pale band crossed the upper arms—evidence of summer work in sleeveless shirts. Below, the torso tapered into a sturdy waist, the muscles of his abdomen rose in blunt ridges that caught the lamplight like polished beech. I lingered on the faint flush across his sternum, the slow rise and fall that promised strength held gently in check, and felt my own pulse echo the rhythm.
Lower, the tan stopped in a crisp line just above the hips, the skin there turned porcelain where shorts had guarded it from the hungry northern Czech sun. Jan’s thighs lay solid and rounded, the quads relaxed yet still showing the corded sweep that would clench when he knelt to work on a marionette. Between them, the barrel-shaped uncut cock rested along one thigh, the foreskin a soft, fleshy cowl that sheathed the glans completely, the broad hood puckered forward so only a dark, narrow slit peeped through its center. Beneath, the scrotum spread loose and generous, the two ovals of his balls shifted lazily with each breath, their surface faintly furred with gold that caught stray flecks of light.
I stilled my breath as I studied the half-swollen shaft: the way the loose foreskin covered the big mushroom head with just the very tip showing, the single vein that meandered beneath it like a river on a map, the subtle weight that made the whole length lie heavy against the pale skin of the thigh. I noticed the faint scent rising—warm skin, mead, and something greener, like fresh-cut pine—felt the heat radiating across the narrow space between us, and, without thinking, let my fingertips hover a millimeter above the skin, tracing the borders of tan and milky white, the curve of hip, the plush undercurve of those generous balls, every detail burning itself into memory before I dared to touch.
I thumbed the switch on the Nutcracker and the doll’s tiny motor purred, a low, steady hum that seemed to swell in the quiet room. Starting at the crease where Jan’s thigh met his torso, I let the vibrating felt nose graze the soft skin, tracing slow half-moons downward. His muscle jumped beneath the first contact, a quick involuntary twitch that rolled through the heavy quad and made his relaxed cock shift, the hooded head rocking slightly as if nodding in time with the buzz. I eased the massager lower, coasting along the tender inner seam, and each faint vibration drew another flutter from him—thigh tensing, then melting, the rhythm of his breathing already beginning to deepen.
I kept the doll gliding along the satin skin of his inner thigh, circling closer but never quite touching the thick shaft that lay waiting, and with each slow pass Jan’s breath snagged. The first clear response was a thickening at the root: the shaft subtly fattened, veins rising until the skin gleamed, and the broad foreskin hood began to creep down, the narrow slit glistening as it peeked out. Another hum against the hollow beside his sac—and his cock lifted, inching upward like a drawn bow, the heavy hood sliding back just enough to reveal the smooth swell of the glans, still mostly veiled yet shining with a bead of clear dew. His balls, loose moments ago, drew closer to his body, the big ovals now rolling upward until the skin smoothed taut, and a low, helpless moan slipped from Jan’s throat—half surprise, half gratitude—while the doll’s steady buzz coaxed him higher, the foreskin retreating another fraction, the flushed crown now half-kissed by the bunched collar behind it, everything rising in a slow, loving ascent that left him trembling under my hand.
The foreskin finally folded beneath the corona, the broad head gleaming a deep rose, the slit parted just enough to show a tiny dark crescent. Jan’s cock stood rigid, swaying slightly with each heartbeat, while his balls rode high and tight, bobbing in time with the quick rise and fall of his chest. Soft Czech syllables—kurva, pane bože—escaped him, half-whispered, half-prayed.
I slid the doll lower, letting its felt nose ghost along the silky strip behind his sac, a faint hum that made him jerk and gasp. One gentle press against the firm knot of his perineum and his hips lifted off the couch, thighs trembling. I pulsed—light, then firmer, then three quick hard bursts that buzzed through his core. A silver bead swelled at his slit, stretched into a glossy thread, and spilled down the curve of the crown, gliding over the flared rim until it hung in a perfect, trembling icicle that caught the lamplight, swaying above the tight rise of his balls before it finally broke and painted them in a warm, clear sheen.
I traced the buzzing felt nose upward, skating it along the thin, delicate skin of his tightened sac, each vibration a tiny electric spark that made Jan’s knees snap together then fall wide again. His breath broke into sharp, helpless huffs, hips bucking as if the couch had turned hot beneath him, yet his hands stayed fisted in the cushion, never once pushing me away. The big ovals of his balls drew even closer, the glossy surface dimpling under the toy’s passage, the loose furrow that had cradled them now stretched smooth and shiny, every vein and pore standing out in the lamplight while they danced in tiny, frantic jerks—up, sideways, up again—like twin bells trembling under a frantic clapper. Jan’s moan climbed into a whimper, Czech curses tumbling faster, sweeter, his cockhead flaring an even deeper crimson as a second clear bead pearled and quivered, the whole length swaying above those tormented balls that kept rising, rising, begging for the next sweet shock of vibration.
I circled the doll’s buzzing felt nose around the thick root of his cock, and only then noticed the fine gold fur—so fair it had been hiding in plain sight—springing up in a soft halo that caught the lamp light like frost. Jan’s hips shot upward, ass rising from the couch, thighs quivering as if the vibration were wired straight to his spine. Each slow revolution drew a short, punched-out grunt, his whole torso shaking in time with the toy’s orbit, cock swaying stiff above the blur of golden hair. His sac, stretched smooth a moment ago, suddenly loosened into delicate pink folds while his balls climbed so high they almost vanished beneath the base of his shaft; a fresh ribbon of precum slipped free, sliding down the underside of his cock to pool on the soft fuzz below, glistening there like dew on wheat.
I kept the rhythm steady—round, pause, round—feeling his pulse throb against the hum, every breath he took hitching tighter, sweeter, until the room smelled of warm skin and mead and the small, desperate sounds he couldn’t stop making.
I folded forward and slid my lips over the slick crown, letting them rest just behind the flared rim, tasting salt and the faint sweetness of mead. The doll still purred against the loose skin of his sac, each vibration traveling up through the shaft and into my mouth so I felt every tremor like a second heartbeat on my tongue. Jan’s thighs locked, hips rocking in tiny, helpless jerks that pushed him deeper yet kept him perfectly still between my sealed lips; his grunts turned to soft, broken pleas in Czech, breath hitching each time the buzz peaked. My own cock strained against my fly, aching, and I wrenched the zipper down, fisting myself in rough, urgent strokes—once, twice, thrice, then many times more—while I held my mouth motionless, a steady sheath for the pulses racing through him, the room narrowing to the hum against his balls, the throb in my fist, and the sweet, swelling tremble building under my tongue.
I eased the suction, mentally Jan earlier that day—steady voice, measured gestures, the careful way he’d explained marionette joints to me—and how he now lay unravelled beneath me, eyebrows still knit yet eyes glazed, hands clenched at his sides in a white-knuckled vow not to grab my head. The contrast—competence turned to quivering need—sent a fresh spike of heat through me; I thought this is so fucking unique and three rough pulls later my cock kicked, come striping my fingers, a warm drop spattering the rug. Without thinking I pressed the doll harder against the thin skin behind his balls, vibration drilling straight into his core. Jan bellowed, back arching, and the first hot surge hit my tongue—thick, faintly sweet from the mead—followed by three more long pulses that flooded my mouth; I swallowed fast, throat working around the warm, salty flood while his hips jerked through every aftershock, the doll still buzzing against the tight sac until the last shudder left him limp and breathless on the couch.
I clicked the doll to its lowest setting and grazed the buzzing felt along the underside of his cock, now slick and hypersensitive. Jan’s laugh burst out raw and surprised, hips bucking as he tried to squirm away, but I kept my mouth sealed around the crown for one last gentle suck, tasting the faint sweetness still leaking from him. He yelped between giggles, palms finally flying to my shoulders in a half-hearted shove, voice cracking on a breathless “dost, Augie, dost!” I relented, letting the toy fall silent and sliding off him with a soft pop, then pressed a fond kiss to the crease of his thigh while he lay there panting, chest heaving, with a lazy grin spreading across his flushed face.
Under the shower spray I watched him shrink a little—shoulders narrower, face softer, water flattening his fair hair until he looked almost boyish. I leaned in to taste his mouth, but he smiled and tapped a playful no against my lips, so I settled for the warm slope of his neck, kissing away the mead-salt, then dropped to the hollow above his collarbone.
I drew a nipple between my teeth, the nub stiffening against my tongue while the shower drummed on his chest; Jan’s head fell back, a quiet hum rising above the water’s hiss, fingers threading gently through my wet hair as if thanking me for accepting the boundary he’d set…
At around three a.m. I surfaced from sleep to the blunt nudge of Jan’s cock sliding between my cheeks, already slick with want. He drew me back against him, one arm curling round to pinch my nipple while his mouth found my neck, kisses soft then sharp. He pressed inside—slow, steady, until I opened around him with a low sigh. We rocked like dancers lying down, his hips rolling, cock gliding in wet strokes that echoed loud and wet in the dark, each slap of our bodies sending sparks to the sweet ache building under my balls. The itch climbed my shaft, a single bead pearled at my tip just as Jan’s thrusts stuttered; he growled, teeth sinking into my shoulder, and pulsed again—three, maybe four warm jets spilling deep, thinner this time, yet enough to leave us both breathless and trembling, glued together by sweat and the last slow pulse of his hips.
Morning light turned the water in the shower we took together silver and Jan’s cock, hard again, looked almost unreal—thick, upright, veins standing in sharp relief under the bright bulb. He backed me against the cool tile without a word, hands sliding to my hips, and lifted me like a doll; I wrapped my legs around his waist and felt the blunt head nudge, then push, soap letting him glide deep in one slow stroke. Each lift of my thighs sent me sliding up that rigid shaft, heels digging into the small of his back while he chased my neck, my chest, whatever skin he could reach with quick flicks of his tongue. My calves trembled, legs slipping on his wet body, but Jan’s arms held me pinned, his hips rolling steadily, water drumming on our shoulders as he filled me again and again, the friction building low and hot without either of us ready to finish.
I let my legs go slack, giving Jan free rein to use me however he needed; my own spark had burned low and all I could do was hang on and feel the iron length moving inside me. Twenty-four hours ago he’d been the picture of composure—straight, polite, promising only to “be a ragdoll” for “your sake”—and now his eyes were wild, jaw clenched as he drove upward, water streaming off his hair and onto my chest. Each thrust knocked a breath out of me, tile cold at my back, cock hot and rigid within, and I watched that calm mask shatter into something hungry and urgent, his gaze flicking between my parted lips and the place our bodies met, chasing his own crest while I simply rode the storm he’d become.
His breath turned to short, ragged bursts, arms quivering under my weight until a strained laugh broke through—“I cunt”—and he slipped free, cock slapping wet against my stomach. We sank together under the spray, mouths meeting, hands fumbling: his slick shaft sliding against mine, fingers tangling, water drumming on our backs while we kissed slow and sloppy, trading breath. My hole kept clenching around the emptiness he’d left, each pulse a reminder of how full I’d been, and we stayed like that, rubbing and grinning into each other’s mouths, until the water began to cool and our legs felt ready to fold.
We stumbled out, dripping and giddy, and I caught one last glimpse of him—Jan stood there bare, that thick cock hanging half-hard, swaying as he stepped into his briefs, the blue cotton snapping up over him like a curtain falling on the performance…
He drove me back through morning streets humming with early trams, opened my hotel door with a flourish, then lifted my hand to his lips, voice rough: “Thank you.” The kiss he pressed to my knuckles lingered, warm and oddly formal, before he let go. I walked inside carrying the whole reel—his laughter, the slap of skin, the taste of mead and salt—slotting every frame into the private vault I’d open whenever I needed proof that quiet men can roar.
Today we keep meeting every time my schedule takes me to Prague, or anywhere in Czechia for that matter, and now we don’t waste time on mead, he just fucks me—in a variety of wild positions—his furry tummy growing from one time to the next, but the sweeter are the slaps of our bodies and the larger his loose balls seem to be, slapping and slapping me in crazy rhythm. There’s still no time for romantics—so I don’t love him. I just want his thick white long with the large head where it feels right, i.e. up my ass. It’s been six years since that first meeting, so I guess now he isn’t totally straight, huh, Jan?
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