Cumspiracy

It happened one midnight

“The aliens are after my cum… Come to my house at midnight… I’ll show you everything.” That’s what my boss Nick had told me. That was a few hours ago. I still hadn’t decided if I was going to go to him or not.

It was 11:43 pm now, and I had to make a decision fast! On the one hand, my boss almost definitely wanted me to blow him in his garage. On the other hand he was very engaged. To a nutjob: Ricky. Who would definitely kick my ass if he found out. 

So I made up my mind. Cheating is wrong. I was going to go to my boss’s house and I would make him show me the aliens and no matter how badly he begged, I wasn’t going to let him put it in my mouth. So why was my jaw already getting loose, my throat opening up and my mouth salivating at the thought—

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

It was already midnight! I’d wasted my last few minutes thinking about all the things I wouldn’t do to my boss’s dick and now it was too late to get to my boss’s house.

But maybe if I ‘borrowed’ my uncle’s bike, there was still a chance. He didn’t like anyone touching his shit but he was fast asleep on the couch downstairs, he wouldn’t budge until the morning.

So I flew down the stairs and out the door, and jumped on my uncle’s bike and pedaled like my life depended on it. It just felt unprofessional to be late to a booty call with my boss.

12:07am. And finally I could see my boss’s house. But now what? Was I supposed to knock on the door and tell him I was ready to not suck him off.

“Fuck!” I hadn't thought this through.  This was dumb. I was a sweaty mess, so out of breath I was wheezing. A blowie was definitely out of the question now.

I’d left my phone at home so I couldn’t text my boss to let him know I was here.

“This is so dumb.” 

I was getting ready to leave, when suddenly I felt someone grab me from behind and pull me right close to him with my back against his brick wall of a body.

He gently turned my head close to his and whispered in my ear in a raspy voice: “Bro, how would you like it if I put my big dick in your tight little ass?”

“Umm,” I wasn’t good under pressure. Which answer would get me laid? 

“I’m a virgin!” I blurted out. “But I’m a quick learner.”

“Chris, it’s only me.” The person spun me around and held me in his arms so I could see his face. It was my boss, Nick. And even in the moonlight his smile made my heart skip a beat. 

“Your heart is pounding,” Nick said, pressing his hand onto my chest. But that wasn’t the only thing I could feel pressing against me. “I hope I didn’t scare you, Chris. Jesus, you’re so wet. Did you piss yourself?”

“It’s just sweat. I didn’t– I rode my uncle’s bike here.”

“Lucky bike,” Nick said and he placed his arm over my shoulder. “Come, I want to show you the aliens. But promise to be very quiet.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, I don’t want to wake Ricky up.”

“About that, Nick. I won’t suck your dick! I’m sure you have a nice one, but cheating on Ricky is wrong. I won’t be a part of that.”

“I guess I should put this away then,” Nick said as he used both hands to grip the thick bulge in his pyjamas.

“Chris,” Nick again pulled me close to him. And this time even though he didn’t press his dick against me, I could feel it was just a hair’s width away. “I know to you I’m probably just your boring boss, who hates his life. But that’s not true. I love Ricky. He’s a crazy son of a bitch but he’s a great guy. And I would never cheat on him. 

But the truth is I like you too. But not in that way. I mean, do I think about fucking you at your desk each time I see you in the office? Sure. Do I sometimes get so horny going through your reports and spreadsheets that I close my office door so I can wank myself to your LinkedIn pics? Again, yes. 

But that’s only  because you remind me so much of Ricky when we first started dating,  before he roided himself up and turned into a crazy nightmare. I guess I just like spending time with you because you remind me how lucky I am to have Ricky.”

“Aw, Nick. I had no idea.”

“That’s why I really want to slide my dick inside you, Chris. For Ricky. I love him so much it hurts just thinking about all the ways I want to make love to you. Does that make me a monster?”

A tear rolled down my cheeks. I had no idea Nick was such a romantic. I was determined to do whatever I could to help his relationship with Ricky.

“No Nick. It makes you human. And I’m going to do whatever I can to help you.”

“Great, bend over.”

“Wait, what?”

“Bend over, Chris, so you can see. The aliens are here. Look, there in the bushes. Can you see?”

“I don’t know Nick, I can’t really see anything; it’s too far.”

“Here, try this.”

“Nick, but that’s your dick!”

“Yeah, it’s like I told you Chris, they’re after my cum. Come, make me cum, and they’ll come for the cum.”

“Huh?”

“Here, I’ll do yours, and you do mine. And you’ll see, it’s just mine they’re after.”

“Nick, I don’t know. Aliens aren’t real.”

“I knew you wouldn’t believe me.” Nick said and he unclasped my hand from his throbbing thick shaft and pulled his pyjamas back up.

“Wait. I believe you, Nick. Let’s do this.”

“Really?!”

“Yes Nick. But you have to do me too.”

“Alright, Chris. Let’s get that mothafuckin nutt out them mothafuckin balls!”

So Nick and I lay on the dewy grass holding each other’s cocks and we wanked each other off as we gazed at the night sky filled with millions of stars, and with each stroke we quietly wondered, how many aliens were looking back at us, millions of miles away, hidden among the stars, waiting for that jizz to shout our dicks.

“Oh Chris, I think I’m close.”

“Yeah, me too, Nick. I’m gonna cum.”

“Okay let’s both cum together Chris. And you’ll see the aliens will come lapping it up.”

“Okay, Nick.”

“Oh Chris, I’m about to bust. Get ready. In three-two-”

Suddenly Nick’s backyard was flooded with light as dozens of armed military men jumped out of the bushes and formed a circle around us.

“TAKE YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM YOUR DICKS AND PUT THEM WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!

“GENTLEMEN, HOLD YOUR CUM. I REPEAT, HOLD YOUR CUM. AN ALIEN INVASION IS UNDERWAY, AND ANY SIGHT OF CUM AND WE ARE ALL DONE FOR.”

We both put our hands over our hands but as we looked at each other, we knew it was much too late. 

“Chris.”

“Nick.”

And for the first time in our lives, the two us came hands free, our wads shot harder and further than they’d ever shot before. And just as the first spurt of jizz hit the air, a military helicopter came from nowhere and started landing in Nick’s backyard. The rotor blades had so much force they swept up both Nick and my loads and sprayed them on the soldier’s face who now stood gobsmacked, each wondering if anyone would notice if they had a lick.

And that’s when the aliens came out of the bushes and all hell broke loose.