Creative piece of ass

Men are fucking pigs.  And at 58, ‘might as well count me in as the lead boar of the sounder. (yes, I am that fucking bored I actually looked up what a group of adult pigs is called, Sounder or Passell for older and Drift for younger. Cut me a fucking break - or just get over here and fuck me period.  I am as horny and piggy as I have ever been.

With this Covoid-corona, I am not making light of the seriousness of what is going on, but damn! The isolation is about to get to us all. At the beginning I was not as diligent as I should have been, I let this muscle head come over for some muscle work, he got off on pec pounding gut punching punch trading fun. Dude loved to see how much his bricks could take; I could care less what his thrill was he was as jacted up and built as I am and we shot some big loads all over my room.  No intimacy, just a lot of sweaty muscle flexing and muscle pounding. It was probably safe; I know it was fucking hot.

But last night, I was on edge. I had shoved just about anything up my ass I could find over these last few weeks, used up about a gallon of lube jacking off. Working out with my home dumbbells so often I had small bruises on the peaks of my biceps, and fuck if that didn’t turn me on even more.

While cleaning out the garage yesterday I stumbled across a roll of extra heavy clear plastic. Like a greenhouse covering type film. My horny brain immediately went to “glory hole”, for my hungry ass. If I could string this up in the door frame leading from the garage into the kitchen and cut a hole in it about ass height, I could post a picture advertising safe piece of ass and see what happens.

I set up the tripod, backed up to the plastic with my hairless muscle ass and snapped a few pics.

“All the ass you want right here. Step up, slide it in, leave your load and snap a pic”.  Grndr and scruff both lit up like Xmas trees. Seems the boys in town are eager as I was to get creative, stay “safe” and fuck.  The post went up about 7:30, by 11pm I had lost count of just how may cocks and loads I had taken, but one thing I did not loose, was that plastic film. I folded that sucker up neat and tidy, I have found me a new past time.

Enjoy Boys. Be creative, stay safe and have fun.