Cowboys Getting Crazy

Note: I got bored and wrote this fantasy store while flying back to California for school but because I didn’t want to write an erotic story in public next to a total stranger, I had to write the entire story in French and then have it translated back into English. I read the story again to make sure there weren’t any spelling errors, but I apologize in advance if there are a lot of them. Enjoy!

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I pulled my bright green Jeep Wrangler into the dirt parking lot of the bar. It sat off the main road in a small town called Conroe. The bar had some cars at it, but not a ton. It looked relatively deserted.

I wandered into the building, which was made of wooden logs. The inside smelled good, like a brewery. It was small, with nice rock music playing in the background, and a couple guys sitting in the bar, most in booths. I sat down at the counter, and the bartender approached me.

“What’ll it be, hon?” she asked, in the most cliche way possible. She wore a cowboy hat like 70% of the rest of the people in there.

“Vodka, on the rocks.” I said quietly. She nodded.

“Nice choice,” said a smooth, low voice to my left. A man, the spitting image of a “man”, with the classic Texas brown leather jacket, jeans, complete with cowboy hat and boots, smiled at me with his piercing blue eyes. He was probably 6 foot 5 or a little bit more, with incredible arm and leg muscles. He was probably in early 30s.

“‘Never seen you in here before,” he said in a Southern drawl, “And we don’t normally get any visitors. What brings you to Dermott?”

“I’m driving up to Abilene,” I replied.

“Interesting,” he said, “What’s there for ya?”

“My girlfriend. She got a temporary job out here, and I wanted a road trip. I haven’t seen her in months, and I’ve never been to Texas before. So here I am.” The bartender set down my drink.

“Well how about that?” he said, chuckling, raising a glass, “here’s to true love!”

We clinked glasses and chugged our drinks.”

“Names’ Buck.” he said, extending a huge hand.

“Wow, how Texas. Jason.” I replied.

“Yep, born and raised. Where are you from?”

“Chicago, but I was raised on both the East and West Coasts,” I replied.

“Neat,” he said. We were quiet for a minute.

“So your girl, what’s she like?” he asked.

“She’s pretty, you know.”

“Well obviously she’s pretty, otherwise why’d you be datin’ her? Gimme the specifics” he said, laughing.

“Well… she’s got brown hair. And green eyes…”

“Oh, come on! Don’t gimme the soft stuff. Gimme the facts any guy really wants. I know we just met, but you seem like a friend.”

I smiled. “Um... alright. I don’t know… I guess she’s got pretty big tits.”

He laughed a mighty laugh. “Haha, there ya go!” he yelled, and drank a swig of his drink.

“You haven’t seen her in months! I guess you really are just ready to plow!” he said.

“I guess I am. I haven’t jerked it in a week because I’ve been driving. I was gonna give it to her all night long. But…” I said, looking off into the distance.

“But what? Is she pregnant” he asked, quizzically.

“No, no no!” I said, blushing, “Definitely not. She’s breaking up with me. I have to collect some important things of mine I gave her temporarily, before I keep going to Houston to see my cousins. So I guess I’ll be jerking’ it tonight in my hotel room,” I said, a little dismayed.

“Well at least you thought you were gonna have sex. I haven’t had sex in two years!” the cowboy said.

“What? Why not?” I asked, trying to understand why someone as good looking as him wasn’t getting laid twenty four seven.

“My wife left me years ago. I mostly just bang people passing through the town, but that’s such a rare occurrence. Most don’t really take to me anyway. They just see a lonely cowboy wanting to release myself in them,” he said, becoming as dismayed as I was. I was shocked to hear he had married at such a young age.

“That sucks Buck, I’m sorry.” I said, putting a hand on his shoulder.

“Yeah, oh well. I love my life anyway!” he said, cheering up, gulping down the rest of his drink until the glass was empty.

“I’m about ready to go. You can hang out with me if you want, take your mind off your girl. I was just gonna watch some TV at home since there really isn’t really much else to do in this pisshole. Wanna join on in?” he asked, standing up, “My house is just a short walk from here. You can leave your car here at the bar. You can’t exactly drive after the drink you had.

“Alright, I guess so. You seem nice enough,” I said. I grabbed my jacket and walked out of the bar, and down the street. Buck lived in a small one story house off the main road. It was brown. We walked inside to the nicely decorated large kitchen/living/dining space. I flicked on a small light. He reached into the fridge and grabbed some beers.

“Want one?” he asked.

“Sure, I might as well now that I’m here,” I replied, grabbing the cold bottle. We sat down on Buck’s comfortable couch and he turned on his TV. We turned on some college football. I didn’t follow any college sports, so I mostly just picked the green team because it was my favorite color. We sat in silence, drinking beer and watching the game. Occasionally we would make some comment about a play, or go “Ooh” and “Aah” at a pass, but mostly it was lackluster.

Until it cut away from a break in the action to show a massive college football player. I looked him over, and noticed a large bulge protruding from his crotch. Buck noticed it as well.

“Damn! Look at that monster! Bet he could destroy someone with that thing.” he said. I laughed.

“I’ve seen bigger.” I said, just trying to add to the commentary.

“You’ve seen bigger. I have bigger. Trust me, I wouldn’t be surprised if my woman left me because my Johnson was too big,” he said, smirking.

I smirked back. “Yeah right,” I said, playfully. 

“It’s true! Look,” he said, spreading his legs more to expose his crotch area. His knee touched mine. I look down and saw a very large, noticeable bulge.

“Eh… I don’t know. It doesn’t look all too big to me,” I said.

“What are you talkin’ about? This is one of the biggest snakes in all of Texas,” he said, grabbing his bulge and moving it up and down, “8 and a half prime Texan meat right here,” he said, smirking.

“Yeah I don’t know… I guess it kind of hard to tell because of your jeans. It doesn’t really matter though.” I said. My own 7.5 incher was now half hard.

He smirked again but was obviously frustrated. He grunted and then stood up. His bulge was noticeably bigger at a side angle. “Fine then” he said.

He pulled down his jeans to his ankles, then pushed down his white briefs. His massive dick smacked up satisfyingly onto his chest. He stepped forward and spread his legs, showing off his uncircumcised dick. “How about now?” he asked, staring at me. My mouth watered.

“Uh… okay. Wow. That’s ginormous. I haven’t seen a dick that big before. I haven’t even seen an uncut one before either.” I said, staring right at it.

“Yeah, well, my parents didn’t really have the resources to have me circumcised when I was born and never bothered to do it later on. So here I am.” he said, confidently. I kept staring, not taking my eyes off it.

“You can touch it if you want. But be careful, it’s really sensitive and hasn’t been touched by someone in a while.”

“Are you sure?” I asked, finally taking my eyes off the snake and staring at him.

“Yeah, it’s fine. We’re both men here. Just touch it.”

“Okay,” I said quickly, and returning my gaze to the masterpiece in front of me. I placed my hand on his dick and he moaned happily. I went close to the end and pushed back, allowing the foreskin to reveal the big pink head. It was really thick, I could barely get my hand around it. I slowly started moving my hand back and forth along his penis, and he moaned with delight. I myself was incredibly hard now, leaking precum.

Buck looked at me. “Here, pull down your pants. It’s only fair that I rub yours if you rub mine,” he said, smiling. I smiled back, and pulled down my pants and boxer briefs. My large staff sprang up in the air and buck caught it as it came back down. He started masterfully rubbing it up and down.

“Oh wow, that feels really great,” I said.

I smiled. Then his face shifted to surprise. “Oh! Hey! You know what would feel even better,” he said, grinning. “I’ve got a small stockpile of sex toys in my closet. I’ve been usin’ them since my marriage fell through. It close to sex, but not the same.”

I smiled again. “Okay, sure! Anything to get me to blow my load.” I didn’t let go of Buck’s ginormous member, and he didn’t let go of mine. He grabbed it tighter and led me over to his bedroom. He let go of my penis and walked over to a closet. Out came a big sex doll, a clear fleshlight, and a tube of KY.

“Here they are. The things that make me shoot bigger loads than the size of Texas.” he said, plopping them onto the bed. Buck squirted some lube onto his hand, then began to rub it onto his dick. He shuddered with pleasure. He tossed me the bottle and I caught it, smearing some onto my dick as well.

“Since you’re the guest, you get big ol’ Suzy over here. She should be pretty broken in, so that pussy’l be loose as hell!” Buck said, “I’ll take the good ol’ fleshlight” he said, grabbing the thing and rubbing the tip of his penis across it. He shuddered again, then pushed the opening onto his dick.

“Ooooooh god yeah, that feels good,” he said, as he slowly forced his dick into the hole. I could see his dick slowly slide his way through the fleshlight. Once he made it all the way to the end, he started pulling it back out, a little faster this time.

Buck grabbed the lube from my hand, while I stared mesmerized at his penis move through the clear fleshlight. He squirted some onto his hand, then placed his hand inside the opening of the sex doll, rubbing it slowly in and out.

“Come on bud! I can’t be the only one gettin’ busy right now. Dive on in!” he said.

“Alright, fine,” I said. I positioned myself in missionary, then with a thumb on my dick, pushed myself inside the doll. It was suddenly overwhelmed with pleasure and made a happy moan as I inserted my length inside.

“Yeah it’s good right?” Buck asked, moving the fleshlight slowly over his own dick.

“Oh my god, that’s amazing,” I said. Once I was fully inserted, I climbed up onto the bed, spread my legs more, and started slowly humping into the doll. I moaned with every reentry.

“Yeah, look at you go! Damn you’re happy! This must be the closest you’ve been to sex in months!” he said, picked up speed to match my thrusting. I picked up the pace.

“Damn, you have a nice ass!” Buck said, walking behind me and smacking it. I laughed and continued to hump the doll. I looked at his bubble butt.

“Not so bad yourself,” I replied. Buck positioned himself at the end of the bed and faced me. He spread his legs and began thrusting into his fleshlight. It made a satisfying squishing sound at every entry.

“Oh fuck, this feels great!” he said. We went on like this for a few minutes. Soon I started to slow my pace. Buck ejected himself from his fleshlight with a popping sound.

“Here, get up on the bed and pull that bitch’s mouth over here. I’m gonna fuck her piehole.” he said in the dirtiest voice I’ve ever heard. It turned me on.

I stopped humping and repositioned myself on top of the bed. I flipped the doll and grabbed the lube, and started to lube up the asshole. I was ready to go doggy.

Meanwhile, Buck took the lube and started lubing up the mouth. I decided to let him get situated before I started going at it again.

Buck grabbed his dick and violently shoved it into the doll’s mouth. I was surprised, yet so turned on I started leaking even more precum. He slowly started shoving his dick up into the doll’s face. He looked at me, and then my dick.

“You should probably just dive on in there, otherwise you’re gonna get your precum all over my bed” he said. I placed my dick inside the asshole, which was tighter, and started thrusting away. It felt amazing being inside the same thing that Buck was. I stared at Buck, who keep shoving his dick rapidly inside the mouth piece. He moaned quietly every now and again. Buck was staring at his dick moving in and out.

“You like that, don’t you bitch. My big fat cock?” he said. I matched his pace.

For a while we continued like this. I had to stop several times to keep myself from coming too early. Buck just kept on going, not stopping for anything.

Eventually, when he did stop, he pulled himself entirely out of the mouth. I was now focused on myself, and watching my dick slip in and out.

“I’m about ready to blow it sky high!” he yelled, “Do you mind if I grab the ass, while you lie down and use her face?” I thought he would never ask.

“Sure,” I said, slipping out of the ass and laying back against the pillows. Buck moved onto the bed, gave my dick a quick stroke, then slipped the face onto my dick. It didn’t feel as good as the other holes, but with Buck on the other end I was sure to cum a whole lot.

Buck climbed up and placed his legs on the outside of mine, pointed his dick down, and slipped his monster into the small asshole. He groaned with pleasure as it slowly slipped it. He pushed himself as much as he could inside.

He started thrusting and I started moving the head of the doll up and down over my dick. Buck was fast and rough, grunting and groaning as most of his body weight pushed down onto the bed. I stopped what I was doing for a microsecond, pulled my dick out of the doll’s mouth, and then smashed it into the fleshlight that was sitting on the side table. I started jerking it faster and faster over my dick, moaning with every thrust.

Buck also started moaning. He was moving faster and faster, shoving his full length inside the doll.

All of a sudden Buck yelled, “Oh shit, I’m fucking coming!” he said. He humped a few more times as he said, “Oh baby here it comes! My big fuckin’ load!” He screamed and shoved himself all the way into the doll, thrusting slowly. He kept coming forever. I wanted him to pull out, but he stayed inside the whole time. When he stopped yelling, he collapsed and looked up at me.

“That’s how we do it in Texas” he said with a grin. He looked at my dick which was slowly still being jerked off by the fleshlight.

“Oh man! I thought my orgasm would’a done it for you! You havin’ a problem?” he asked. I looked down at my own dick, realizing that I also hadn’t cum. Most likely because I was too stunned by Buck’s amazing orgasm that I just stopped to watch. Maybe he could help me out?

“Yeah, I guess I’m just kind of nervous about using sex toys or something” I said with an awkward laugh. Buck looked at me, knowing exactly what I wanted, and removed my hands from the fleshlight. He started jerking it up and down, slowly at first, but then gaining speed.

“Oh my god, that’s incredible!” I said.

“Yeah, this thing’s a beast at gettin’ me off quickly. I know a few tricks up my sleeve too for a better orgasm. Don’t worry, you’ll come soon enough!” Buck said, then returned back to his concentration.

He slowly moved me to the brink of orgasm twice, but stopped at the last second and let me get back down to my normal levels. Eventually, with tears in my eyes, he decided that he shouldn’t torture me anymore. I started bucking my hips.

All of a sudden I felt a large finger slip inside my asshole. It sent me over the edge. I screamed, ripped the fleshlight off my dick, and came a fountain. My cum got everywhere, spraying all across my chest, the bed spread, and Buck’s face. He licked some as it landed on him.

When I finally stopped screaming, I lay back and looked down at the damage. I had come buckets. Buck stared at me smiling.

“Well someone looks like they had a lot to get out of them!” he said, laughing. He started to remove the finger out of my asshole, but I quickly grabbed it and shoved it back up inside me. I felt the pressure of it inside of me…

“Look’s like someone just found a new sex strategy,” he said, laughing.

I was hooked.