Brogurt

"BRO! This is the worst day of my life, bro."

My roommate just burst through the door, his eyes brimming with tears. He's a linebacker on our college football team, so something must be seriously wrong for him to be about to cry. "Did the doctor find something bad?" He had left about an hour and a half ago for a quick fifteen minute checkup. 

"NO! That's the worst part! He said my nads are swollen because I'm overproducing, I'm TOO manly! He said if I don't start getting laid like three times a day I'll have to start taking hormone treatments, but he said the side effects might shrink my beast!" 

Oh. TMI and just enough I at the same time. "That's awful bro, I wish I could help. I love you bro, but I'm not a chick…" We brohug and he begins to sob on my shoulder.

"Sally  just dumped me for the quarterback, and now I'm gonna lose my massive meat just because she wanted to date a blonde guy."

Think fast… "Hmm… actually, maybe I can help!" 

"What? But bro, you just said you're a dude. How can you help?"

"Well, MY doctor just prescribed me protein suppositories for a digestive disorder. I have these massive horse pills I have to push up my hole. It's no fun, trust me bro. But I was thinking, man gravy is just protein isn't it? If I have to shove stuff up my butt either way, it'd feel a lot less weird and be way easier  if I could do it with a bro, and if you were dumping your load up there it'd solve both our problems!"

"Wait, really? I mean, that does sound like a good solution. If you're ok with it, I mean, I dunno bro."

"It's up to you, I'm not begging you to shove your monster dong inside me. But it'd help me out and keep you off the dick-shrinking drugs. I'd feel like a shitty bro if I didn't offer."

"Well, I don't want the beast to shrivel up. He's proud of his girth! But wait, I don't wanna hurt you, are you sure I'll even fit?"

"No problem there! The pills my doctor wants me to take are probably just as big. They're like freakishly massive. Don't sweat it, if I can help you out and avoid buying those pills, I'm happy to help. Those things are like fifty bucks a pill."

"BRO, no way. I'm not letting you waste your savings on pills when I got what you need right here!" He patted the hefty outline of two very large and rotund balls in his jeans. "I just hope I don't give you too much, I cum like a half gallon now. I think 'overproduction' was an understatement!" 

"Believe me, I'd rather have too much than too little. I'd like to shred my doctor's business card and never go back if I can avoid it. Say, it's getting late, how'd you like to give it a go now? I'm supposed to take a pill before eating, and you could work up an appetite?"

"Oh. Uh, sure. I guess? I didn't think we'd get to that so soo-"

I cut him off with my hand firmly gripping the head of his dick. The outline in his jeans make it clear he's freeballing. "Nah, don't worry. We can start slow! Just one today, maybe one or two tomorrow if you're up for it." I can see his eyes glazing as I run my fingers around one of the large orbs. "I don't want you to get too pent up though, I wouldn't be a very good bro if I didn't help you out when you needed me most. Here, I'll help you get in the mood."

With that I popped the fly of his jeans and slid the zipper down. My fingers barely fit inside, and I heaved the beast out. The massive head was already leaking a steady river of pre. "Oh phew. I was worried about having to keep buckets of lube around but you fixed that too!" A deep moan leaves his lips as I rub his pulsing erection. Then he gasps as I lick the liquid from his slit. "Mmm! And it's sweet as fuck! Bro you really have been holding out.” Damn, this is gonna be easier than I thought. “We won't have to make out or anything weird to get you going, your dick is pouring like a hose!" I do my best to suck some liquid out the tip, his head is almost too fat to fit inside my mouth, and I know better than to let teeth come into the equation right now. 

He moans loudly and rubs his massive hands through my hair. I pull down his jeans and loose his hangers. Each nearly the size of a tennis ball, I immediately dive for them. They hang low and heavy. I can just barely fit one inside my mouth, and I lick and suck as best I can. Pre is pouring across my face and I am in heaven.

"Alright bro, you got a load in there, ya think? I'm ready, just slick me up with your tip and slide it in slow." My pants could not have removed themselves faster if they were already off.

His blunt, spongy head rubbed back and forth across my hole, his shaft sliding up and down my crack. I look up and see his expression is completely out of it… 

I'm about to get railed.