You have to understand, I was, and probably still am, the most boring person in the entire world.
I mean, I’ve had my occasional slutty moments, just like the next guy. Well, maybe a little more often than the next guy.
But exciting, random things didn’t used to happen to me. Not before this, anyway.
It’s unbelievable what went down, is what it is. Literally unbelievable - more than a few people I’ve shared this with have told me I’m full of shit. Me? Schlubby guy who lives in a hoodie? Believe me, I understand. Sometimes I feel like I watched it on TV or something.
But it DID happen.
I was a pretty nerdy, inexperienced guy when I landed on campus, and not a whole lot happened that first semester.
Then the new winter semester started. I was almost 19 and a few weeks into the semester when a friend invited me to a fraternity party. (I think it was the TKEs but I honestly can’t remember.)
It was…well, a while back. It was in an old Victorian house, which was pretty much the description of every frat on campus.
My college was on a rural campus and I was still pretty closeted, so I kept a low profile.
I drank two beers….than a third….and started chatting to two guys that approached me. Both were pretty cute - medium height, shaggy blond dudes with nice eyes.
All these years later I can’t remember names, but after we’d talked for a while, the lankier of the two nodded at his buddy, leaned toward my ear and whispered, “you like him? What do you think about him?”
“Think?”
“Yeah, you think he’s cute? Would you blow him?”
I didn’t respond….which, I mean, anything other than an immediate no was a maybe or a yes. They asked me to follow them upstairs.
My heart was thumping. I was hoping this wasn’t going to be a horrible hazing thing or a situation where I was about to get my ass kicked. But my gut just said, go with the flow.
They took me up to a room on the top floor, and when we got inside, Beefy Blond unzipped his pants and his twinkies buddy followed.
“Blow me, dude,” Beefy Blond said, holding a nice far dick in his hand, and hell if I wasn’t going to oblige.
Now….this is a pretty standard situation so far, right? Having a guy’s dick in my mouth, with his friend (boyfriend) nearby, waiting to be next.
But that’s just the beginning of what happened.
I was on my knees sucking the hot beefy dude’s dick, you see, and I wasn’t really looking around, what with a fat dick in my mouth. What I hadn’t noticed is that the twinkier blond left us shortly after we all walked upstairs.
He went back to the party. Then he came back up….with two more guys.
Then one of THOSE guys left…..and came back with three guys. And so on.
News was traveling that a hungry cocksucker was upstairs.
Beefy Blond was moaning and I could tell he was about to nut, so I slurped and sucked him down to the base and sure enough, he gripped my head and shot in my mouth.
I stood up for a second and there were….counting….counting….counting……
FOURTEEN.
Including Beefy Blond…..there were fourteen guys standing there. Including a big tall dude I recognized - a big jockish guy who lived in my dorms, in my section.
“Freaking out here,” I whispered to my blond buddy.
“Hey guys!” he yelled out. “Put the dresser in front of the door. No one else comes in.”
I nodded at him, and on my other side, a cute dark haired guy, clearly a hot Italian guy, walked up to me, dropped his sweats, and...okay then, we'll keep this party going. I went down on him.
This would get super repetitive and boring if I wrote the details of every blow by blow, but yes, I took 14 cocks in my mouth that night.
Almost all of them came in my mouth, except for one guy who had serious premature ejaculation issues, pulled out, and blasted all over my face a few seconds after I took his dick in my mouth.
It was so weird. But so HOT. The smell of dick surrounded me. The taste of bouncing balls and cock and fresh hot cum. So, so, so hot.
I won’t pull your leg and tell you every one of them was a dream jockboy out of a porno movie. But I wouldn’t have said no to any of them individually.
One of the shortest dudes had the biggest dick, so I learned you can never judge a dude’s dick size just by his height.
You’d think 14 guys would take hours to…um, get off. But most of us were sex-starved students. And it was pretty weird and exciting to be in line for them, so it didn’t take most of them very long at all.
Fourteen.
I walked downstairs after we were done and managed to leave pretty quietly, the blond guys not far behind me. A few guys smirked as I walked through the living room, but amazingly, no one said anything.
It was a Friday night party......I didn’t make it to class again until Wednesday.
For a day or two, all I could smell and taste was cock and cum. I stroked my dick when I first got back to my room (thankfully, my roommate was gone all weekend) and shot probably the biggest, highest, farthest load I ever did shoot (or ever will).
I’m pretty sure I was burping cum in those first few hours.
I jacked off so many times in those next few days I was worried my dick was about to bleed.
Fourteen.
Fuck, I'm hard thinking about it right now.
Funny thing - I never did pledge that fraternity. I figured I’d managed to have a memorable experience without actually having to do any of the hazing or ass kissing, so kudos me.
I hooked up with one guy again, the tall guy who lived in my doors. We had a few hot hookups near semesters’ end. He was an actual football player for our college’s team, and he indulged me when I told him I wanted to blow him in his uniform and jock.
A few of the guys recognized me on campus and smiled. Others panicked when they saw me and turned away. Two of them were with their girlfriends when I saw them, which made me laugh, remembering how their dicks felt when they were in my mouth.
Holy fuck. Fourteen. Still can’t believe it.
(And yeah, I know a baker’s dozen is technically 13, but……whatever.)
