Ass Grabbers

There he was again flaunting those big melon masses. His sweats were right below those juicy melons, showing off his American Eagle briefs. I crept up behind and whispered in his ear, “Gotcha”. I slapped and grabbed his ass real tight.

Me and Ted had been friends for years. We met freshmen year of high school and were rooming together after graduating from college, we even majored in the same area, accounting. He stood tall at 6’0, broad shoulders with a swimmers build, his ass was the money maker though white tanned skin. I never thought of him in that way. With me being 5’8, on the chubbier side, and a fat ass, but that was by default, not from working out, it could have also been from being black. His ass was made through squats, lunges, and a whole lot of bread.

After starting out an accounting firm, we realized how boring it really was and decided to start a social media page. His ass went viral overnight. People loved the idea of me lusting after my roommate and making gay jokes. After that trend our views started to die. We took it a step further, sometimes I would almost kiss his lips, others I would pants him altogether, but the real money shot was when I grabbed his ass real tight and made it jiggle. We were cashing in roughly 10,000 a month. What we didn’t know was there were trolls out there, wishing to teach us a lesson and what would come next would change our lives.

We were both straight. He add his handful of chicks, and was I just getting over a 3 year break up.

Ted walked in wearing a pair of lounging shorts, long socks, and a white t-shirt. He flopped on the couch saying, “So what have you got planned for the next video?” I sat in my recliner with my laptop opened scrolling through tiktoks.

I paused as his ass jiggled in slow motion, it was like the sun was shining right on his ass. I shook my head surprised by my thoughts. “Uh there’s this new trend where people are smelling things and making a nasty face…”

Ted nodded curiously.

“Well, I think I should smell your ass and make a happy face.”

Ted scrunched his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders. “Well, you know what you’re doing. I’ll make sure to be clean and I won’t fart this time.” He laughed and got his phone out. He started taking pictures of himself arching his back really protruding his ass.

“I still can’t believe you started a website to sell your nudes,” I said.

“Well, I had to. That other site was being too shady. Hey, can you grab my ass? I want people to think I’m gonna have sex with a guy.”

I got up, stood there for a moment and shook my head. I watched as he arched his back. I scoffed and walked towards him. He turned his phone slightly so just my hand and his ass was in the shot.

“Pull my shorts and underwear down, I want to make it believable.”

I did as he asked without hesitating.

“Okay, now have fun, bro,” he said smiling.

I grabbed at his ass, changing my hand position with each click of the camera. My hand moved on its own and I could feel myself getting hard. His cheeks were so soft, like playing with a water balloon filled with sand.

“Whoa, dude, you’re a little too close to my anus.” 

I shook my head out my trance and realized where my thumb was. I pulled my hand back. “Bro, don’t ask me to do that again next time, just ask somebody else.”

“Come on bro, it’s not like you went in.”

He clicked his mouth. I imagined myself pushing the tip of my thumb in his hole. I pulled my dick out and started stroking it. Suddenly images of my dick going into his hole raw, easily popped into my head. I moaned, it was like his hole was actualy wrapped tight around my dick. Then weird images popped in my head of him with a big belly, I came instantly. Then it was us at wedding kissing, and even a baby with my skin tone and his black hair.

That’s when my phone buzzed. A symbol popped up in the middle of my screen, then flashes of colors. Everything went black.