Smoking Hunks

Smoking Hunks Review

Smoking Hunks caters to those who love watching a sexy muscle man smoke a cigarette or a fat cigar. They present 112 very well-built men showing off their bodies while smoking; lots of them are playing with their cocks, too, and yes, some even pair up for some steamy suck and fuck action while enjoying a smoke. It's been over seven years since we first visited the site, so let's head back and see if these men are still lighting up.

Most of the men on the site are serious muscle hunks with bulging biceps and squeezably plump pecs, and I only saw a couple of guys who weren't packing some serious beef. At the same time, these men aren't typical bodybuilding competitors with necks the size of your thigh. A lot of the hunks here are known on muscle sites, and many are also porn stars including Atlas Grant, Dolf Dietrich, Hugh Hunter, Dolan Wolf, Tony Orion, and Hans Berlin, but you'll find many porn hunks from days gone by like Diesel Washington, Dolan Wolf, Eric York, Ted Matthews, and Samuel Colt. And I was surprised to see porn hunks who haven't filmed in quite a while, men like Spencer Reed, Manuel Torres, and even Hank Hightower from the 90s.

These masculine men are a mix of tattooed and not, smooth and hairy, some have facial hair while others don't. And while not everyone is wearing leather gear, there are a lot wearing harnesses, armbands, leather vests, jockstraps, and bridge caps. There are also several men wearing police uniforms, gym and sports wear, denim and street clothes, and there are even a couple wearing suits.

I watched one curly-haired hunk smoking a cigar in his wifebeater and underwear. He eventually ripped his shirt with bare hands, stripped off his underwear, and oiled up his bulging muscles, all the while sucking on his cigar. Even when he started jacking his hard-on and eventually when he unloaded his nuts, he continued smoking. Another man in a construction helmet and denim was just getting home from a hard day at work; he smoked a cigarette while slowing stripping out of his clothes and finally grabbing his cock and jacking off.

I watched Dolf Dietrich and Hugh Hunter smoking together, at the time this video was filmed they were real-life lovers. They lit their cigars and smoked while teasing each other with oral sex and moving their lit cigars close to one another's dicks so they could feel the heat. Another scene features two massive muscle hunks, one of whom wore a leather vest and hat, the other a policeman's hat and shirt. The leatherman worships the cop's muscles and eventually massages oil all over his body. After sucking his cock, the leatherman lies back and smokes a cigar while the cop fucks him.

There are several sessions like this where a man smokes while getting oral; he often blows smoke on his cocksucker or in his face, but sometimes it's the bottom who is blowing smoke all over his buddy's hard-on. And one hairy and inked stud smoked his cigar while getting a massage. There's lots of muscle worship with men rubbing their hands along strong bodies while the worshiped smokes his cigarette or cigar. I also saw a bondage scene where the master forced his slave to smoke and another where a massive muscle hunk played with a dildo while smoking.

The Smoking Hunks videos are separated into two sections. First, under M2D on the navbar, you'll find 162 full-length movies available to download, and this is 95 fewer movies than were here 7.5 years ago when we last reviewed the site. Each is numbered from DVD 004 to DVD 534, and they're arranged by number and not date; however, there are plenty that are missing, for instance, the site jumps from DVD 511 to DVD 525. They come in MPEG 4 (QuickTime) format and play at 360p to 480p, and there was another size in between, there may be others still. They're average to good quality, but not crisp, and they had varying results in full-screen mode. Second, under Clips there are 58 videos that are split into two- to three-minute clips, usually 12 clips, that play at the same dimensions as above. Both types of movies can also be streamed on the site, and while the site itself isn't optimized for mobiles, the videos played fine and looked good on my phone and tablet.

There are pictures sets inside the site, too. Under Photos, you'll find 54 galleries, each with around 20 digital still pictures that can be viewed but not saved. There's no right-clicking on the site, so there's no way to save anything. However, that said, there are four Featured Photos at the top of the gallery page and each of these can be downloaded if you want. The zip file I downloaded included 20 pictures that displayed at 400x600 and they were decent quality. As well, each of the 112 models has a Photos and Screenshots section on his profile page (there's Videos and Clips, too), and not every model has both types of photos and some models have more than one of each; one model I looked at had two digital still galleries and four screenshot sets.

Now let's talk about updates. It's hard to tell how often the site is updating because the indivifual videos aren't dated; however, on the Homepage there are four videos labelled as Featured Videos and they were dated as August 1, 11, 14 and 16, and I'm reviewing the site on August 28. It's worth mentioning that there are 123 fewer videos than were hearing 7.5 years ago when we last looked at the site. Finally, the site has only added three new models in that time.

My other complaints mostly have to do with the site's organization. It'd be nice if the videos were arranged by date and not DVD number. Also in this day and age, I'm not sure about the point of having full scenes broken into clips. Additionally, for these videos there's no way to download a full scene; you have to download all 12 clips to see the whole session. It be nice if the update schedule were more clear, and I can't imagine why you would let members download videos but not allow them to grab pictures. I wish the videos were bigger, but they fare better than I would have expected when enlarged.

The men of Smoking Hunks are masculine and sexy. If you like muscle hunks with impressive bodies you'll love watching the performers show off and rub their muscles and cocks while smoking cigars and cigarettes. I was happy with the mix of solos and duos, and there was a fairly good mix of clothing including lots of leather. I really enjoyed watching porn stars and regulars, performers I hadn't seen in a while, as well as some new faces. The site offeres 162 videos to download and stream, plus another 58 series in the clips section. If you're into watching muscle men and hot hunks smoking, this site is smokin', sorry, how could I resist?

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