Men Bang

Men Bang Review

If you love online video games and gay porn stars, here's a site you'll want to know about. It's called Men Bang, and it features animated versions of 15 porn performers including Paddy O'Brian, Francois Sagat, William Seed, Johnny Rapid, Ryan Bones, Damien Stone, Thyle Knoxx, Jack Hunter, Dante Colle, Beaux Banks, Diego Sans, Kit Cohen, Will Braun, Brandon Cody and Pierre Fitch. The toon stars look good with great bodies, lots of tattoos and muscles, big dicks and their cartoon versions are easily recognizable, too, although there are no twinks. The characters are in real life in their twenties and thirties, and while there are no daddies or bears, a few have facial hair.

In Men Bang, you start off as a taxi driver who picks up William Seed. You want to make a porn movie with him - and later the other guys - and as you give him gifts, click on him for hearts, sweet talk him and take him off to locations using the "Fake it" button, you get through each level. And as you move to the next level, each of the porn stars removes some clothes and strikes a different pose for each level. For example, once Francois Sagat is naked, he strikes a muscle pose that shows off his tattoos and his powerful arms. You'll find guys showing off their hard cocks and puckered assholes in a variety of positions.

The game play here involves a lot of fast, repetitious clicking, among other things. You click over and over (and over) on each porn star to get up to his required level of hearts, which requires more hearts for each level. You also give him gifts, record scenes, fulfill other requirements and learn the porn skills needed to move forward in the game. You also collect rent from businesses you buy in the CASH section (they're in the city of Pornwood), and play challenges in the CHALLENGE section. And each level you play with each porn star is a scene from a movie that, when you finish his level, you can play back and enjoy.

And then there's the waiting. To get to the next level with Francois Sagat, I had to spend some time in the Art of Sex. Imagine my surprise to discover I had to wait over three and a half hours to finish that level - that's over three and a half hours of literally waiting. Or I could spend money, buy diamonds with my actual credit card and move forward in time. Or - if I had won enough diamonds - I could pay to move forward in time. Btw, sometimes the wait time for levels is over a week unless you pay to speed up your play.

And that brings me to how Men Bang Works. You create a free account - and it really is free - and start playing. That's it. If you confirm your account, you get 10 diamonds added to your account, and that's enough to get you involved in the game, because diamonds are the coin of the realm here - without them, things can get very slow. If you don't have diamonds, which you earn or pay cash for, you can spend a lot of time waiting for a section to finish. For example, in order to seduce William Seed requires a half an hour where you wait or you can pay three diamonds to finish immediately; likewise, it would take about half an hour to do "filming". I left both running and played other parts of the game, then came back in half an hour when I was able to "Film a scene" with William Seed that took a couple minutes.

You can collect rewards by clicking the upper left corner once it has an exclamation mark on it, and you collect your rent once you own businesses by clicking the CASH button. You can also earn diamonds, but not quickly. That being said, after I had earned 35 diamonds, the handiest thing I did was spend 30 of them to speed up the game 220%. Humor time dropped from eight days to two days, which is still a long wait, but you can also speed up your game more for free but - and this is a big but - you must reset your game.

If you don't want to wait to earn diamonds, you can buy them using your credit card, and if you're really into the game, you might find it worth doing. There's a first time buyer offer as you join, and there's also a "Starter Pack" that you can buy only once for $15. It gives you 300 diamonds, 10 energy, three free time machines that will let you skip seven days, three days and one day of waiting. This package also comes with gifts you give the guys plus some game coins.

Let's talk about issues. When you create your free account there's a pre-checked email offer. If you don't want to receive emails, it's easy to uncheck. I was unable to find a member login anywhere; each time I logged in, I had to start to create an account. After submitting, it tells me my email was already registered, and the page I was taken to - which had a cute anime chick on it - has a Games dropdown. I chose LGBTQ+ Games, and was taken to a page with several sites. I chose Men Bang and was logged back into the game.

My biggest issue is, as I already mentioned, the waiting time for some of the actions. As you get further into the game, that wait time can turn from hours - and yes, these are hours in real time - to days. At one point, I was supposed to wait eight days for something, so be sure and use your diamonds to speed up the game. You'll be glad you did!

While not an issue, it would have been cool if the people who made the game included some recordings of the porn stars talking. Instead, the dialogue is text on your screen. And there's nothing wrong with that, but I'd have loved to hear Johnny Rapid or Paddy O'Brian talking to me.

Men Bang delivers lots of game play and a variety of 15 hot porn stars, some of whom any gay porn lover is sure to recognize. And as you get through each level, you're rewarded with nude and very sexy poses as the guys position themselves once they're naked to show off their cock, assholes and great bodies. And there's some dildo action, as well as being able to play the scenes later. This isn't a quick game to finish - there's lots to do, and each porn star is a level, so you can really get into it. And whether you buy some diamonds or earn them is up to you. Men Bang is a great idea for a game, and I must admit that I spent quite a lot of time getting Francois Sagat, William Seed and the rest naked.

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