Hard Up Straight Guys

Hard Up Straight Guys Review

Hard Up Straight Guys features jocks in their twenties and early thirties in that tried and tested theme of a broke guy being willing to humiliate himself for money. The guys here are straight and often are in really good shape. Some are personal trainers so expected chiseled bodies with carved pecs and washboard abs, but others are sporting slim or athletic bodies, and most are smooth and clean shaven. Some of the guys are tattooed, some heavily. And I'd say they're mostly real amateurs and really straight - they sometimes cringe when the daddy touches their cocks or balls, and they often look truly reluctant and degraded. However, there are many gay and bisexual guys, too. We haven't visited this site for just over four years, so let's head back.

In "Taylor – Stripped & Machine Milked", a young, skinny redhead is stripped by two men who tease him and fondle his big dick. Taylor is gay, but he's never been on video before, so he's nervous and uneasy. The men stroke his cock and get him excited, then Taylor sticks his hard dick in a milking machine and one of the men fires it up with his remote control. He varies the speed and thrusting power of the machine for the next 16 minutes, and even warns the redhead once, "Don't you dare cum!" When Taylor can't hold back any longer, the man gives him permission and he loads up the sex toy with his seed.

Raury is a 31-year-old, handsome, bisexual man who stands 6'1" and weighs 220 pounds and he's sporting a big cock. He gives himself an enema on the toilet, which he finds humiliated, then naked, he gets his hole dildo fucked by the site owner; Raury dildo fucks himself, too. He kneels and jacks off into the man's hand, all the while being fondled and encouraged.

Site owner Rich had a dog for a number of years and has missed the companionship since his pet died. Rich invites Brent over for a play session and puts a pup hood and collar on the lad and trains him how to do tricks. He even puts a bushy tail in the pup's ass, then places him in the crate for the night. The next day they continue with the tricks the pup has learned and Rich dons a glove to check his pup's anal glands before taking him to the vet.

There's all kinds of action here and some of it is quite kinky. The men running the site not only love playing with the guys' cocks, but they enjoy fingering their holes. They use other things like butt plugs, dildos, and fucking machines. There's plenty of cock edging and orgasm denial, guys sometimes fuck pocket pussies or inflatable dolls. Bondage, foot play, forced rimming and sucking, and pup play are all regular activities here, and there's so much more in this large catalog of videos.

Hard Up Straight Guys now offers 476 exclusive video. All the recent videos are MP4s, the larger sized at 720p, plus a smaller size at about 720x400, good for mobiles and those on slower connections. The mobile versions of the older recent videos are the same as the SD videos. These videos are decent quality, but they aren't crisp, and the larger size enlarges to full screen pretty well, although those on large monitors may see some quality loss. Older videos are offered in three qualities in M4V and MP4 formats. The site does offer streaming videos on the newer releases, but the older ones may need downloading first, although I was able to play the videos without downloading them on my phone and desktop.

Each episode has a picture set. The pics are average to good amateur quality screencaps that are about the same size as the smaller videos and sized at 720x406. You can view individual pictures, and you can navigate from pic to pic easily; you can also view entire sets as hands-free slideshows. To save an individual pic, right-click a thumb and choose "Save link as." There are around 12 to over 30 pictures in each set. By the way, the thumbs are tiny - I'd love to see them at least at double their current size.

Hard Up Straight Guys continues to update every Friday. Some videos are full scenes, others are split into two parts, and occasionally three parts, but I also saw four-part sessions among the older videos. While the site used to alternate guys in the updates, they now add all of each guy's videos in sequence. In August 2025, there were two scenes from Raury who got his hole dildo fucked and two from Troy who got douched and dildo fucked, and a second part of Pup Brent's pup play and ass fingering session that began in July.

Let's talk about issues and quirks. The site updates, but it isn't very well maintained in some respects and this results in some issues. First, the website's certificate isn't up to date and this pops a Chrome warning that the site is unsafe. I forged ahead as I know this is usually just Google throwing an overly cautious fit and I didn't encounter any issues. Second, the update page off the tour shows the last update as a video posted in January 2025, so it initially appears the site isn't updating, but when you click the Archive 5 link, you'll find latest updates from September and August, along with the 213 other videos added since our last review.

The site has no dedicated members area; you click on a video on the tour to be taken to the full member episodes, but once you enter your password once, you won't have to enter it again. The latest Archive page lists several hundred videos down a massively long page. The site would be easier to navigate if they listed, say, 50 videos per page. Only the older episodes have model stats; I'd like to see them for the newer episodes as well. Finally, while the videos do play on mobiles, the site itself is not optimized for mobile use, so you'll fumble with enlarging navigation bars to click them or enlarging descriptions so you can read them on your phone. 

Hard Up Straight Guys gives us the opportunity to watch athletic jocks and hunks naked or stripping down and doing things they would never do if they didn't need the money. And each guy doesn't go through the exact same routine, so there's nice variety including some bondage and pain. Many of the guys have to jack their hard cocks and shoot loads of jizz, and what happens next depends on the guy. There are 476 video updates, most a part of a full scene, and the site adds a new part every Friday. If you love real straight guys with hot bodies reluctantly exposing their asses, taking their first fingers and dildos, a little bondage, CBT, and more, chances are you'll enjoy Hard Up Straight Guy - I know I did!

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