Tweet This, Mother Fucker!

"We were sitting around drink one afternoon and one of the pledges admitted to making money outside the frat house. I don't know what it was, some bullshit to do with Twitter. So I cracked open a cold one. Then I pushed him on the bed and pulled down his shorts. After spitting on his hole, I pushed my dick in. He screamed a bit, but who cares, the dude broke the rules. Pretty soon the other frat brothers wanted in on this action."