Public Exposure: Mature Muscle

So there's this guy on YouTube who has a few halfhearted videos and an ebook. He can't much compete with the whole Abs After 40 thing, and who could because if you don't have abs when you turn 40 your torso can't hold you up and you keep toppling over into a big vat of pancake batter.

But this guy, who goes by the powerful YouTube handle "Richard," blows them all away. With his ass. With this extremely perverted close-up view of him working out his ass in public in a gym. 

Now there's nothing wrong with him doing that. But just imagine people seeing the cameraperson holding the camera between Richard's legs from behind. Hey Richard, I'm available for that job anytime!

Hey, he seems to know what he's talking about and maybe he does some personal training. Very personal I hope. But the fact is, his ass is evidence of something. A crime against the heart. Like seeing a pie in the window of a closed shop. 

Except the pie is Richard's ass. And the shorts are the window. And the shop is my love. Or sometimes an ass is just an ass.

And a chest is just a chest. And his legs are fine too. So him sort of wobbling around in the water and jovially interacting with his dog just makes him more desirable. What a swell guy with swollen muscles that he's happy to show.