Public Exposure: Get Out and Get Naked

Now I wouldn't encourage any lawbreaking, but if there happen to be laws against being naked in public and you want to be naked in public, then hey, more power to you. Just don't freak the fuck out of anyone or piss anyone off too badly.

What laws there are sometimes require someone actually to complain for it to be a problem. The nudity itself is not an issue. The reaction to it makes it a problem. 

So I could cancel that out by bestowing praise upon these nude guys and that could erase the offense. Life doesn't work this way because we're all individuals, but I would give it the old college try such as by ejaculating on the situation.

Now the guy on the bus has the added intrigue of possibly not exposing on purpose. Though he totally is, potentially he could play dumb. Which is also a good policy if you're walking through a mall unzipped and flopping.

But don't worry about getting in trouble. Malls are drying up mostly so there's really nobody to see except whoever works at Panda Express.

And I get that some people are carnivores, but Panda? Do they really need to eat pandas? Sweet and sour panda doesn't make it any better.

Now that last guy wth the umbrella is recreating the scene from Singin' in the Rain that was left on the cutting room floor. Which is a shame because, judging by his various tight outfits, movie legend Gene Kelly clearly had a legendary glute situation.

Well I'll have to use my imagination. There, I just did and came all over Gene Kelly's exposed ass. I win.