Kink Spotlight: Wet and Flexible Frenchman

This one is a kink grab bag. Take your pick. If you're into a guy who's soaking wet, this one delivers. And it may make you want to place a clawfoot tub on a giant stage and make sure you have someone else around to clean up the watery mess after.

And if you're into a guy who could (and probably totally does) earn a side living as a model then here you go. Maybe he's not a runway guy, but easily a catalog model, preferably for wet underwear.

And if you're into mega flexible guys, especially those who are contortionist level, then he's got what you need, minus the shoulder dislocations that make some onlookers squeamish. So I'm sorry if being squeamish is your thing. As he just offers strength and beautiful lines.

As for the French aspect, this is from a France's Got Talent and has established my Frenchman kink on the spot, though mine is rather narrowly defined as specific to this guy and maybe some folks from various stage productions of Les Miserables.

I imagine he would have been quite willing to perform this whole number in more revealing shorts or even (gasp) white underwear that would go see through. Such is the price for performing on TV (though maybe France allows nudity on TV I don't know, just not on this show).

So he got the Golden Buzzer, which means passing through straight from initial stage audition to the live shows. He'll be back and I have no idea how he'll follow this up, but I would suggest a glass tub, a dim stage except for spotlights, golden glitter and flimsy jockstrap that breaks partway through. Accidentally of course. He may not win but he'll pass through straight from the stage to my heart.