Kink Spotlight: Deep Clinical Massage

The treatment clinic that posted this titled the video "Ultimate Groin Treatment," which since I'm sure you can think of add-on services, perhaps without those, it's not the ultimate. Though the recipient's vocalizations could easily be mistaken for bad acting in a 1984 porn movie.

I picked 1982 because there are many 1984 porn movies featuring good acting. And a certain type of groin treatment. Though in this case, the recipient has the 1984 mustache down.

So this is a real clinic and the video commenters are completely on to the patently obvious physical, double entendres in motion. One says:

"In a twisted way I think they are on to us viewers and are now pandering to us ... I mean I'm not complaining 😝 we all win in this situation, on many different levels haha"

And what's the poster's reply?

"Hi! The treatment is real and very effective. This particular video was shot at our new branch in Ferntree Gully. Thanks for watching."

Which is exactly why I applaud this, because they stick to character. The video just happens to be two things at once. While it may seem like they are catering to a porn aesthetic, that's only because of the inherent, deep kinks this speaks to. Because porn is in the eye of the beholder.

And if someone is turned on imagining themself as the patient or masseur, or if they just like hearing a guy moan in pleasurable agony, or if they other related interest (like the commenter who simply says "foot fetish"), this clip does its job.

And hopefully gets the more business so they can do theirs. And post some more videos while they're at it, because they can also be excellent foreplay to the other possibilities massage brings to mind.

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